rap competition, no freestyle anymore. Options

[*suddenly she*]

^that was quite clever.

because i thought it would be interesting to see, of course.
and even now, i'm anticipating some more..

[*nightmare4taki*]

Nonsense past tense thats just how I like to speak//
Technique with Beat For these little Gurly freaks//
Back back give me room and let a nigga come through//
Missy you diss me I move on to the next girl and forget all about you//
Spitting game to these dames while i make my next move//
Dance floor is packed and now i really feel my grove
I dance in the back of shorty until my d*ck gets bigga//
More bottles more liquor for this young ass nigga//
Stretched out laid back but money isn't on my mine//
Just trying to leave with something so i can break her spine//
See these girls and the other brothers aren't any competition//
Because they can all get to stepping like a dance audition//
Rock the beat, rock the crowd , man you know i do it all//
I realize that in order to suceed you must have a fall//
But yet i rise again to prove these doubters all wrong//
Doing it real big while im wording this my song//

[meng]

heres a condom, fun times lady.
the guy will be hoping u come in bikinis.
hes gon bang u 24\7
and all u would be hearing is unh,unh till 11.
he gon stuck his huge peenor up ur birdy.
and it will stick out from ur tities.
u would then start socking on it.
then u gon say " this tastes good for a d**k"
I gon try it on my husband some other day.
the next thing u know, you should first think bout what u have to say.

[Nugget]

Holy shit. That is un acceptable there man. Why the f**k would you talk about sex you fag.

Edit

Poor, poor Meng,
Only joined to write down his lame ass rap
Sorry honey, try again
Your rap is crap
You talk about sex, this is rated PG-13
What the f**k are you thinkin'?
I'm not trying to be mean
You gotta get this straight man,
Just stop rappin' now
It's over for you man,
i say "Ciao."

[meng]

Yo u so called azn ( ( angel ) ).
you look more like a fhaggit chinkle.
y would you care if I talk about se)(.
what, is it cause u can't have se)(?
o i understand, you coulda just said that u were jealous.
lol.. you say my rap is crap?
look at ur sheit it doens't even look like rap.
your raps dont even rthyme.
you would get sued for a rap crime.
dam, ur acturally hot, i would bang u.
but no offense you look more like a fhking jew.
but what dissapoints me is that u got no back.
so i can't fhking slap that ass.
and ur so flat.
that ur afraid to flash.
hmm im sure u would like me to fhk u up.
starting from head to ur small butt.

[Nugget]

Haha, you say I can't rap?
I do agree
Honey, I can rhyme
Can you not see?
Look at your shit
Doesn't rhyme at all
I'm only 13 man
I can't suck your small balls
You ain't got shit
And you just say I'ma Jew just to rhyme
Haha, that's ridiculous,
You're outta ya mind
I mean look at you
Tryin' to rap like you all great
Ain't nothing great about what you said
You're gonna need fate
So what I can't rap?
Atleast I say I'm better then you
Shit, just stop what you doin' you "chinkle"
There ain't nothing you can do
Oops, well would ya look at that
I'm outta time
See ya later you loser
Let's see the next rhyme


I do have an ass and boobs thank you.

[meng]

yo aznangel you need a fhking bra to make ur boobs look big.
and you try to disguise ur gay self by wearing a wig.
and iam trying to rap cause iam all great.
everything that i say is true but ur sheit is fake.
and ur raps so out dated and they no good.
so dont fhking act like u got them from tha hood.
u get a scar on purpose to show ur private school nerdies.
and u rap cause u so fhking lonely.
man i agree this is true..
that people say i aint black so i shouldn't rap.
but they didnt say i have to be black to tell u that ur raps is wack.
lol im outa my mind and look at me?
lol and i aint got a |)ick?
well whats the thing u been sucking on that lookz like a huge ass stick.
man if u dont understand everything that i say.
go ask ur mom what was in her mouth the other day.

[Nugget]

Okay, that's it, you passed the f**king line
Let's just sit back for a minute and rewind
Don't be talking shit bout my ma meng
That shit ain't right
Just cause your d**k IS small
Just get it outta my sight
You can dis me, my ass, and my boobs
But you can NEVER say that shit
You effin' NOOB!
Haha, I guess they are right
I guess you shouldn't "rap"
It's not cause your white
Like I said before, it's crap
Did I ever said I could rap?
No, I don't think I did
What's up with ya head?
Oooh, cause you still a kid!
Who told you about sex?
Was it mama or dad?
Aww, I guess I shouldn't have said that,
It got little meng mad
Do I have to say this again?
Yeah, I guess I do
Your "rap" isn't the greatest
Haha, sucks for you
That's it, I'm done with this shit
No more for me man
That's it.

Okay, that wig part and bra part was just so gay man.
My 'shiet' is 100% real =D
I don't go to a private school

[*nightmare4taki*]

Okay meng I will be the judge and aznagnel4lyfe357 can be the jury//
Now what Im about to give you is twenty bars of fury//
Charge 1, that goes against you is for not being a man//
You already know where the jury stands//
Charge 2 ,for not flowing complete at all//
You had to diss a girl which proves you have no balls//
Charge 3, for not being a gentleman to the lady//
And if you ask me your whole character and demeanor is shady//
Charge 4, should go against me for murdering you without a conscience //
Because after I finish with you people will realize what you say is all nonsense//
I already analyzed your rap fully man//
And if you ask me your nothing but a bully man//
After this battle people will only speak of you in past tense//
Get your head out of your ass and face the consequence//
You don’t even have to be psychic to predict this vision//
Jury have you arrived with your decision//
“Yes let me read it to he that is filthy//
The verdict says for all crimes punishable you are guilty//
How disrespectful and lame of you//
Even your own mama would be a shamed of you//

[meng]

Yo yo yo, Mengs a pimp when i get down on da floor.
i get all da hoes all around me yo.
haha they are right i shouldn't rap.
because i do agree my shit is crap.
.. u say im a noob?
wow.. look whos got more blue dots on the noobie jooobz.
nah i wouldn't get mad just for nothing.
but ur mom really pissed me off last night for spazzing.
azn, Who's using big words?
Wearing the shoes with the swoosh.
Kissing ass with smap
Rhymin' with lyrics of crap,
Smokin' way too much cock.
What? Is that a shock?
My rhymes rhyme,
but they sound like shit
i need some more time,
so i'll go on my ass and sit.
Sit back, ((aznangle))
for some simplistic shit
don't make me take this stick
and whack some sense with it
have you seen ma skillz
if you beef,
you’ll be passing those pills
azn, you sound like something I secrete, and if we ever did meet, you'd be flat off your feet,
knocked out, face down on concrete now, do you hear me or am I too loud?
that little bitch named azn that thinks shes a wanksta
Comes here talking shit like he's a gangsta
If he ever did shit he'd be shot for sure
He's nothing but a wanna be *racial slur*
f**k this shit up from a-z
f**k this shit up from 1-3
f**k this shit up you got v.d.
You're going home in pieces if you mess with me

... fhking judge is crap...

[Nugget]

That was out there. Meaning, it sucked. =\

that little bitch named azn that thinks shes a wanksta
Comes here talking shit like he's a gangsta

Riiiiiiight. Oh, I do not think I'ma "wanksta" nor do I need to be one.

Honey, look at your "raps". They don't rhyme. At like, all.



Nightmare's rap can take you out buddy.

[N.W.A_PIMP]

eww nightmare can whop meng??? she can't even rhyme she says the same shit over and over again.. i tthink mengs the best in here..

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

some yall can rap but some ya suck
some ya lines make me be like "wat da f**k!?"
meng, you think ya so tough and smooth like jay-z
well you aint got nothin on me.
i cant rap and i can just barely rhyme
but i can be you at rap anytime
you think you the shiznit well your not
rap pg13 not about girls that are hot
talking shit about aznangel4lyfe357 cuz she can rap
all the shit oyu say is f**king crap
nightmare4taki is owning your ass not that its hard
you porbably reading your rap from an index card
N.W.A_PIMP you aint pimp if you think meng can flow
meng is a little mo fo

[Nugget]

Haha! I love it ^

[*nightmare4taki*]

some yall can rap but some ya suck
some ya lines make me be like "wat da f**k!?"

Im loving this line


Meng stick to something other than this hip HOP
If you were a oven you couldn’t get this HOT//
I GRIND, and blast this man like ALPINE speakers//
You wouldn’t have a game even if you had Michael Jordan’s sneakers//
You don’t even RHYME, half the TIME, and that should be a CRIME//
I haven’t even heard you spit one decent PUNCHLINE//
Do him WRONG, He cant last LONG, because he’s weak and not that STRONG//
My game is ON, Im in the ZONE, and make you freeze like a snow CONE///
Its been PREDICTED, he’s ADDICTED, to the way I lay it down//
MENG is not the KING of this THING ,so he doesn’t need a crown//
He’s a FREAK, he cant SPEAK properly because he’s WEAK//
He’s going to BURN, You need to LEARN to formulate the proper TECHNIQUE//
Your in the MIST, you no longer EXIST, his name isn’t on the LIST//
No COMPLEXION, He’s headed in the wrong DIRECTION and that’s why he’s PISSED//
I kill his AIM, make him TAME, and f*ck up his RANGE//
No GAME, No BRAIN, he’s nothing but loose CHANGE//
Besides, His flow was an improper DISS//
If he left CB he wouldn’t be MISSED//

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

I GRIND, and blast this man like ALPINE speakers//
You wouldn’t have a  game even if you had Michael Jordan’s sneakers//

lol. now meng got nothing to say or "rap" yeah lik you can call it rap

[sw33t_rouge]

jason go f***k
and eat a friken puck
hope you choke and die
and say buh-biii
you dont have creativity n flare
whats wrong hunn did jordan give ya a scare?
ur a wannabe that wants to be like p.diddy
but u have no shiet to be all giddy
are u jealous dat jordan can rap better den u
or are ya just demnted from havin the flu
you, sell boxers on the streets
you dont have dayum nikes to cova ur feet




( thats all ..i can think of )

[meng]

They call me jr pimp.
cause i walk on a limp
and a cane on my side.
keep girls close liek bonny and clide
o no, i love hoes.
love when they make me dough
o no my girls takling back.
i give her a smack and say bitch what you think about that?
i drive a big pimp cadillac.
with all leather in the lac.
thats why people call me fat.



Verse 2.

I got a perm lik big worm.
Im concerned.
u dont play with my fire.
u gon get burned

[DaTru KataLYST]

check it
check it
mike check yi er
mike check yi er



checkmate. =]


I abhore rap.

[Jorge]

israel has some good songs.

[Paradox of Life]

This is really weird,
And I don't have a beard,
Jason you really suck,
And you overuse the word f**k,
You aren't a gansta,
You're a kangsta,
(which is a wanksta),
I really can't rap,
Dora has a map,
But you're still a dumbass,
Go and eat grass.

An act of boredom.

[DaTru KataLYST]

be pe me fe
de te ne le
cmon let's fall in love

[*Azarel*]

be pe me fe
de te ne le
cmon let's fall in love

HAHA Nice pinyin. ;p

[SuperSpam909]

LMAO this shit is funny as hell//
Even if you were screech you wouldn't be safe by the bell//
Wat trips me out is people who abhore rap post here//
They must really be jealous of how raps been breaking through these years//
I really dont have to get specific//
You hate rap, so what, i think thats terrific//
Sacred music only to those cultures wishing to accepted//
You dont have to like it and you dont have to respect it//
Rap influences everbody especially those who hate it//
They despise how rap dominates when it was once underrated//
They cant get over the fact that its all over the place//
They hate it because its the only music they haven't took from our race//
A little poplocking from the BBOY, Yes you have to love how i give it to them//
But then again maybe you hate rap because it has to much rhythm//
I cant blame you for that but I Appreciate it for the art and what it really is//
Now let me get back to handling my business// Damn.

Pardon me I had to laugh at that.

[*lolita kitty*]

im a little white girl, with no rapping skills
i just do it for fun.... if you will
im not here to battle or fight
though thats the point, i think its alright
im just here to watch everyone else go on
ill sit here with my no-skilled self, rappin this song
its kinda funny how i got this far
with a rap so retarted, it could give you a scar
ok whatever, im done for now
this no-rhymin girlie is gone--- so peace out!

no wait, nevermind, this is just too fun
that wasnt enough, im just not done
im enjoying this just a little too much
so let me continue peoples, plz HUSH
i cant rap for beans and i dont flaunt it
im like a girl version of malibus most wanted
but i can at least ryme, ive been to school
dr suess could so whoop your ass, FOOL!
hah! whatever, i could go on forever
something like this could keep us together
alright i promise, ill shut up soon
just let me finish this rap and make you swoon
ok ok ok ...... i guess im done
but dont worry son, this rappin blondie has just begun

so there =]