The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang Options

[*not_your_average*]

I've seen too many "omg lyk wut iz oral/anal/sex" topics around here, and frankly I'm sick of it. So I have created "The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang." It is the complete guide to all of your questions about sexual slang. I will update if anybody contributes to this topic. If we ever have a sex forum (which is also one of the reasons I'm making this guide, ) then we can move the guide there.

EDIT: Some people were a bit uncomfortable about the definitons in here. So I'm editing it so that those people will feel better.

Let's start with the different kinds of sex: (all definitions from urbandictionary.com)

Sexual Intercourse:
1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina.
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

Often used for procreation.

Oral Sex:
When the mouth is used as the main source for um, sexual pleasure-giving. Yeahh...

-69: Simultaneous oral sex.

Anal Sex:
The male's erect penis inside of the woman's butthole. 'Nuff said. Also known as 33.
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Bases: We've all heard about the bases, haven't we? If you're too lazy to read from here, try this link. But, if you would like a more in-depth explanation, look here:

First Base: The first step in a sexual relationship involving making out or french kissing.

-French Kissing: Putting your tongue in your partner's mouth during kissing or vice versa.

Second Base: One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base: The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl.

-Blow Job: Oral stimulation of the penis. (also known as fellatio.)

-Hand Job: Stimulation of the penis with the hand(s).

-Giving head: Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. (also known as cunnilingus)

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Fourth Base: Final act of sexual intercourse. Also known as home run, score, grand slam... well, you get the point.
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Masturbation: The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.


It's not as long as it seems. So, um, enjoy...

Source of Definitions:
www.urbandictionary.com
www.dictionary.com

For More Information:
www.google.com (You can google the definitions.)

This post has been edited by xquizit: Jul 15 2005, 10:26 PM

[Looow]

Oh wow..

This is going to be useful to many newbies. Thanks for taking the time.

[BrokenDream]

oh my goodness.. thanks for the info

this should be pinned.

[shadow117]

What retard would not know all of that shit?

[*not_your_average*]

What retard would not know all of that shit?

Noobs like you. Douchebag.

[Looow]

Be niceeee.

[Angel_Cece]

nice!

[*mzkandi*]

This is great but watch how newbies still make topics about some of the things mentioned here.....*sigh*

[*not_your_average*]

This great but watch how newbies still make topics about some of the things mentioned here.....*sigh*

At least they'll have SOMETHING to look at.

[BrokenDream]

This great but watch how newbies still make topics about some of the things mentioned here.....*sigh*

ahaha, yup. but I guess you just need to close the topics, anyways.

[*Weird addiction*]

I am erect...hey! it's your fault...*jerks off*

[*mzkandi*]

At least they'll have SOMETHING to look at.

Yea, I wish this could get pinned but they (the mods) dont want too many pinned topics. Ah well, I will refer people to this for sure if any similar topics pop up.

[*not_your_average*]

Yea, I wish this could get pinned but they (the mods) dont want too many pinned topics. Ah well, I will refer people to this for sure if any similar topics pop up.

You should see the number of pinned topics in The Lounge.

[Looow]

I agree. I don't see why they couldnt pin my topic about hair either.

[aznhunnie6o1]

Yeah, this is good for the noobs.
Good job on it

[*not_your_average*]

Thanks!

*gasp* YAY! It's been pinned!

[parallel]

Oral Sex:
1) If a guy does it for a girl, he sucks her clitoris, or tongue-fucks her..etc. Whatever pleases her, since all women are different. Also done between lesbian lovers.
2) If a girl does it to a guy (or a guy to another guy) she sucks his d**k, plays with his balls, etc...whatever gets him off.
Basically, the mouth is used as the main source of pleasure giving.

Anal Sex:
The male's erect penis inside of the woman's butthole. 'Nuff said.

I thought that was funny.

Gosh. It's like I learn new stuff here everyday.
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[ichigofan]

um Fourth base is usually called Home or Home run and sometimes people call it a Grand SLam but ok
Its actually funny reading it cuz my mom is behind it reading it with a dumbfounded look,, THANX

[maia_dc]

;giving in to the hand police

LMAO.

Ahahaha never heard that one before. I heard "tugging the cyclops" though...

[yummy_delight]

yay! thanks for making this. assuming a noob actually reads the community guidelines, they'll have a good source of information.

i LOL'd pretty good at all the slang terms for masturbation. thanks for that.

[sammi rules you]

i'm gonna move this to .. relationships .. cause it applies to both genders.

topic moved.

[technicolour]

Good Job. No more silly questions now. YAY!

[Paradox of Life]

Wait, is this PG-13? You put quite a lot of detail in there. O_O;

Nevertheless, people need to know this stuff. So good for you!

[CrazayChristian]

*Coughthisiswhyasexforumisneededcough*

But, alas, more than likely the noobs won't look here.

[*not_your_average*]

*Coughthisiswhyasexforumisneededcough*

But, alas, more than likely the noobs won't look here.

Yup, I put "in honor of the nonexistent sex forum" in the topic title. I want one too.