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 Jun 13 2005, 01:19 AM
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 "bound for the floor"  Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 152,216  |
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. ---------------------------------------------- Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B: is Winston Churchill. Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. |
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Jun 13 2005, 02:12 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I've seen this so many times, its ridiculous. But it does have a good meaning.
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Jun 15 2005, 08:00 PM
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i've seen it before....its still a tad interesting though..
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Jun 15 2005, 08:23 PM
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omg. SCARY
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Jun 15 2005, 08:33 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
Yeah I have seen that many times before. and You spelled Adolf wrong. I'm not sure this is a joke either...
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Jun 15 2005, 08:38 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Hitler also had one testicle. And he did in fact have a mistress, near the time he had died. So there.
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Jun 15 2005, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 15 2005, 6:38 PM) Hitler also had one testicle. And he did in fact have a mistress, near the time he had died. So there.  Interesting 
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Jun 16 2005, 02:20 PM
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and drove his neice to suicide. he had a biiiiiiig *thing* about her...he was obsessed :|
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Jun 16 2005, 02:23 PM
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Ha my friend told me this. Pretty bad yet like WHOA!
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Jul 2 2005, 02:22 AM
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i dont think not "cheating on your wife" or having just an occasional beer wipes his slate clean. that's just messed up.
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Jul 2 2005, 10:33 AM
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woah interesting but He had both testicles lOl and his mistress was his cousin.....
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Sep 3 2005, 10:00 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
yah but its obivious that everyone would pick canidiate c
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Sep 4 2005, 08:49 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Well, when you only focus on the bad traits of our presidents and the good of Hitler, of course they will pick C.
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Sep 4 2005, 08:55 AM
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haha i was going with candidate C then i was like WTFWTF adolf hitler :x
bleh never saw that before. |
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Sep 4 2005, 07:12 PM
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OMFG, I CHOOSE C WHICH IS HITLER. OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG. WTF T__T
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Sep 6 2005, 02:22 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(simplicityxx @ Jun 13 2005, 2:12 AM) I've seen this so many times, its ridiculous. But it does have a good meaning. 
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Sep 6 2005, 07:43 PM
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 mmm. Group: Member Posts: 283 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 199,949 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Sep 4 2005, 6:49 AM) Well, when you only focus on the bad traits of our presidents and the good of Hitler, of course they will pick C. so true. if u put the fact that A and B didn`t start a genocide and C wanted to erase certain people from the world then it`s another story |
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