An old couple, 75th Anniversary |
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 Mar 31 2005, 10:18 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here  Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965  |
Here is one.
An old couple are having their 75th anniversary at a restarunt. They started talking about their young lives and the old man ask his wife, "We have 10 beautiful and healthy kids. And I love them all the same." The wife is looking kinda worried now. He then asks her, "How come our first 9 kids look the same but our last child looks different from them? Did you cheat on me or something" the old man asks in a joking manner. The old woman looks down in shame and says yes. The old man's heart is broken. He then asks her in a choked, teary voice, "Who is the father?" The old woman looks up and says, "You." |
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Mar 31 2005, 10:46 AM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
hahahahahahahahaha Funny.....rofl
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Mar 31 2005, 10:55 AM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
omggg hahahaha. only one child...
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Mar 31 2005, 12:09 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
ahahah that made me smile. damn, that lady got it ON with one other guy didnt she.
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Mar 31 2005, 12:19 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Hahaha. Aww. Poor guy.
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Mar 31 2005, 12:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
aww poor old man.. what a way to celebrate their 75th anniversarry!
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Mar 31 2005, 12:57 PM
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Tu es laid. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,675 |
hahahaha i get it! thats hella sad for the old man..
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Mar 31 2005, 01:11 PM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
I was dying when I heard it my first time. I wasnt expecting it.
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Mar 31 2005, 07:57 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
wow---that was unexpected.
lmao-imagine telling ur husband that...ever |
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Mar 31 2005, 08:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,124 |
LMAO
i mean AW 
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Mar 31 2005, 08:00 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,860 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
oh snaps. poor guy
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Mar 31 2005, 08:14 PM
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lol but i pity the guy...
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Apr 1 2005, 06:21 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
lols it took me awhile to get it
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Apr 1 2005, 08:24 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lols, nice joke (:
ive heard another joke kinda like that too =] |
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Apr 1 2005, 11:37 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it.
So what if he was the father? |
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Apr 2 2005, 12:09 AM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
QUOTE(WrathOfOnigo @ Apr 1 2005, 10:37 PM) Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it. So what if he was the father?  The old woman was saying he is the father of only one child and that the other nine were someone else's Thats good stuff right there.
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Apr 2 2005, 06:21 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
hah! that sucks for him. poor guy.
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Apr 2 2005, 06:59 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
lol! at first i didn't get it...lol! that poor man...
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Aug 17 2005, 01:14 AM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
sucks for the husband.
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Aug 18 2005, 04:30 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
ROFL!!!!
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Aug 20 2005, 07:42 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
haha. I didn't understand this joke at first but I did after I read the posts
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Aug 21 2005, 02:20 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
aww poor old man.
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Aug 21 2005, 11:46 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
lmao thats like owned at awww at the same time.
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