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 Feb 5 2006, 04:56 PM
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 "Go for it!"  Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997  |
Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats crisco.
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Feb 5 2006, 05:24 PM
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#102
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 312,806 |
Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into a strip club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Feb 5 2006, 09:35 PM
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 Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
Yo momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in 2nd grade.
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| *Programmer* |
Feb 6 2006, 08:48 AM
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yo mommy teeth so dirty. thoguth i was at the family piano...
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Feb 12 2006, 11:31 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
yo momma's so old, when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
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Feb 12 2006, 11:38 PM
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 ;) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,573 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,124 |
Yo momma so fat, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.
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Feb 12 2006, 11:41 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
oh, yeah? yo momma so poor, that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Feb 19 2006, 02:50 AM
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#108
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Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
Yo momma so stupid, a blind muted deaf man got a higher SAT score
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| *ranniel* |
Feb 24 2006, 07:15 PM
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yo mamas so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
yo mamas so fat there is no earth. |
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Mar 5 2006, 03:43 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
'Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that wasn't even moving.'
I got hit by a car that wasn't even moving.  Yo mamma is so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat and walked outside, all the kids yelled, "IT'S THE SCHOOL BUS!" |
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| *ranniel* |
Mar 10 2006, 05:18 PM
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Yo mama's so ugly she is considered a monkey. that was stupid.
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Apr 6 2006, 10:34 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
yo' mommas so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs^
oh, and when she gets on an air plane only the wings take off |
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Apr 12 2006, 06:34 PM
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My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and it broke.
Yo mama's so fat, scientists are going to use her to plug up the hole in the ozone layer. |
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Apr 14 2006, 06:43 PM
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I don't know what sucks more your jokes or your mom.
well...it doesn't begin with yo momma but... 
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Apr 15 2006, 09:04 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
^ell oh ell. :D
yo momma's so stupid, she thought that square roots were vegetables. |
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| *Girthy* |
Apr 19 2006, 08:20 PM
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Yo Momma...
...is Evan! |
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| *chaneun* |
Apr 19 2006, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 19 2006, 9:20 PM)  Yo Momma... ...is Evan! roflroflrofl Yo momma is so old, she's older than 60! |
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Apr 22 2006, 11:48 AM
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Look, can we get off moms???
Cause I just got off yours. |
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Apr 22 2006, 01:10 PM
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 They call me... St.Jimmy Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,546 |
Your Mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals
I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat. Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples. Your Mom is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people. Your Mom's hair is so blonde that when she was driving to Disney world and saw a billboard that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home. Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked haha ok ok and here is a non yo mama joke... its kinda lame cuz i made it up If they made a male's victoria's secret it would be victor tells all! |
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Apr 22 2006, 04:14 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned into a gameboy
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Apr 23 2006, 03:32 AM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
Yo Momma so fat, she has a season pass to Mcdonalds.
Yo momma so hairy, her feet have cornrows. Yo momma so fat, she doesn't take photos, she takes posters. Yo momma was on home makeovers: the cardboard edition. Yo momma's head so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies. |
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May 2 2006, 02:54 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
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May 7 2006, 07:31 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(im just a stupid worthless boy @ Apr 22 2006, 1:10 PM) Your Mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat. Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples. Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked haha ok ok and here is a non yo mama joke... its kinda lame cuz i made it up If they made a male's victoria's secret it would be victor tells all! ahah those are funy. yo mama is so fat, when your family went to sea world they said thanks for bringing her back. your mama's breath is so bad, you aint black she just breathes on you. |
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May 20 2006, 07:44 PM
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 I love C&H Group: Member Posts: 190 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 405,588 |
Yo momma, is soo Fat that here shadow even wheighs 200 pounds
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May 29 2006, 12:29 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(TheSpoon @ Jan 31 2005, 12:17 AM) yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick quarters in them yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half LOL QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Apr 22 2006, 4:14 PM) your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned into a gameboy hahahaha yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale, the scale said one at a time |
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