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how many of you guys, get morning wood?
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timeflies51
post Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
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Mmmmmmm just curious.


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timeflies51   how many of you guys   Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
icy_wonderland   What are morning woods? oh nevermind.   Nov 26 2006, 03:00 AM
sofakinglazy   Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to pu...   Nov 26 2006, 03:21 AM
showme   Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to ch...   Nov 26 2006, 03:27 AM
AngelbreeZ   I get it, like, EVERY morning QUOTE(showme ...   Dec 9 2006, 11:32 PM
emokimo.co.nr   Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (s...   Nov 26 2006, 03:35 AM
FlyinRyan874   Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find somet...   Nov 26 2006, 01:57 PM
IVIike   QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Nov 26 2006, 1:57 PM...   Dec 13 2006, 09:39 PM
a painefull euphoria   ^^ahah this thread is funny to read poor guys.   Nov 26 2006, 06:01 PM
ANGEEZY.   I voted "Pretty much every day."   Nov 26 2006, 06:04 PM
L!ckitySplit   its no fair, girls should get morning wood   Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM
boo! grr...   QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 27 2006, 6:3...   Dec 10 2006, 05:44 AM
Jerico Drum   QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 5:44...   Dec 22 2006, 04:34 AM
lyin_in_wait   QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Dec 22 2006, 4:34 AM)...   Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM
Jerico Drum   QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Dec 22 2006, 10:11 P...   Dec 22 2006, 11:55 PM
XxBrookxX   QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 06:4...   May 25 2007, 04:46 PM
fallingstar   QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 3:3...   Dec 19 2006, 02:18 PM
RAWRstephishere   QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 06...   May 24 2007, 10:33 PM
katiecakess   err.. 'morning wood..' ..?   Nov 27 2006, 12:51 AM
tropicalchic   My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but ...   Nov 27 2006, 11:46 PM
Smoogrish   I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my h...   Nov 29 2006, 09:13 PM
sofakinglazy   QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 6:13 PM) I...   Nov 29 2006, 11:21 PM
L!ckitySplit   QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 10:13 PM) ...   Nov 29 2006, 11:23 PM
a painefull euphoria   i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle...   Nov 29 2006, 10:17 PM
keisuke2k4   pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometim...   Dec 4 2006, 03:27 AM
calvinz23   almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its o...   Dec 6 2006, 10:14 PM
tic tac.   I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom wal...   Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM
AngelbreeZ   QUOTE(tic tac. @ Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM) I ...   Dec 9 2006, 11:39 PM
sofakinglazy   Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.   Dec 10 2006, 01:52 AM
tic tac.   QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Dec 9 2006, 10:52 PM...   Dec 10 2006, 06:58 PM
x___F0RG0TTEN   i'm so glad i'm a girl [:   Dec 10 2006, 02:17 AM
PingPong   well if u think about it.. i guess its better tha...   Dec 10 2006, 11:31 PM
Uronacid   I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD   Dec 14 2006, 01:41 AM
TehJusty   I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it...   Dec 14 2006, 09:11 AM
fall3n_s0ul   How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morn...   Dec 18 2006, 02:30 AM
GREASEbaby   Haha these are funny topics to read...   Dec 19 2006, 03:07 PM
iRock cB   I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me ...   Dec 19 2006, 03:08 PM
Duchess of Dork   There are guys that don't get morning wood?   Dec 21 2006, 10:15 AM
lilxl0ser   QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 11:1...   May 25 2007, 01:47 AM
mono_logue   i only got it a couple times   Jan 18 2007, 08:27 PM
vash1530   i jack off in my sleep   Jan 19 2007, 12:27 AM
blurrr   lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke...   Jan 20 2007, 01:27 AM
Ralph501   I get it now and than. It's just disturbing wh...   Jan 20 2007, 02:29 AM
Frankie   uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild.   Jan 21 2007, 01:57 AM
skillxz   lol TBH, not really, if ever.. I always hear of i...   Jan 23 2007, 09:44 PM
deplorable   what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just p...   May 23 2007, 09:40 PM
krn_kiddo254   i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and...   May 24 2007, 06:20 PM
steve330   I hate getting it, and then realizing that you hav...   May 24 2007, 06:25 PM
Ma Ass is WOW   I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold sho...   May 24 2007, 07:10 PM
ashleybby   hahahahaha i had to look up what morning wood was ...   May 25 2007, 01:48 AM
kayali   QUOTE(ashleybby @ May 25 2007, 04:48 PM) ...   May 26 2007, 03:53 AM
dudeimawesome   QUOTE(kayali @ May 26 2007, 03:53 AM) Ha...   May 29 2007, 03:44 AM
Le_Britt_Scot   Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!...   May 26 2007, 11:14 AM
designingskills   I get them sometimes.   May 26 2007, 12:33 PM
MrElsewhere   Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body...   May 27 2007, 09:26 PM
RyanWasHere   QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 09:26 PM...   May 27 2007, 11:11 PM
stephinika   QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 08:1...   May 27 2007, 11:00 PM
krn_kiddo254   wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u ge...   May 28 2007, 04:24 PM
Hashbrown   I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, ...   May 31 2007, 08:09 PM
Fist   children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenag...   May 31 2007, 09:28 PM
fathomlessdame   QUOTE(Fist @ May 31 2007, 09:28 PM) child...   Jun 1 2007, 09:02 AM
felesha   .....HAHA   Jun 1 2007, 05:53 PM
DarkImpressions   Lol. Hahahha I never thought someone would make a ...   Jun 1 2007, 07:51 PM
BLAZINASIAN   girls: -periods -breasts -cramps -bloating Some g...   Jun 2 2007, 05:49 PM
AlextheShineyPenny   I hate it. I alsways have to put something on bef...   Jun 2 2007, 07:47 PM
steve330   Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties an...   Jun 5 2007, 12:04 PM
Mercy   QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 05:04 PM) Al...   Jun 7 2007, 02:22 AM
SenorClean   I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 1...   Jun 5 2007, 12:07 PM
steve330   What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-...   Jun 5 2007, 12:12 PM
yobaka3   QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 01:12 PM) Wh...   Jun 6 2007, 08:06 PM
alovesopure   QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Jun 6 2007, 09:06 PM) Hah...   Jun 7 2007, 01:39 AM
spongebob lover   i get it all the time =]   Jun 5 2007, 02:11 PM
BankruptcyLyts   all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though ....   Jun 5 2007, 05:49 PM
steve330   ^did they at least touch you?   Jun 6 2007, 09:25 PM
yobaka3   QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 6 2007, 10:25 PM) ^d...   Jun 7 2007, 07:45 PM
Chicago   ahh, every morning.. putting on my pants is gettin...   Jun 7 2007, 07:43 PM
T.O.P.   Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol   Jun 17 2007, 07:48 AM
nishikigoi   QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 07:26 PM...   Jun 19 2007, 09:06 PM
SinfullySweet   Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!?   Jun 20 2007, 10:47 PM
FlyinRyan874   Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping a...   Jun 20 2007, 10:50 PM
SinfullySweet   QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Jun 20 2007, 10:50 P...   Jul 8 2007, 10:06 PM
SamuraiX20   Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty...   Jun 24 2007, 04:47 PM
SamuraiX20   I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol   Jun 24 2007, 04:50 PM
steve330   ^you can always tuck it up :)   Jun 24 2007, 04:55 PM
EtherxWhisper   QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 24 2007, 05:55 PM) ^...   Jun 30 2007, 10:51 AM
Lyts-by-me   HATE it.   Jun 25 2007, 02:55 PM
cherry90   its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so mo...   Jun 25 2007, 04:16 PM
HTMLrulesdood   omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school and ...   Jun 26 2007, 10:06 PM
Tamacracker   Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have o...   Jun 28 2007, 07:00 PM
veryfeminine   It happens to me a lot. It's ok though becaus...   Jun 28 2007, 07:03 PM
fathomlessdame   QUOTE(veryfeminine @ Jun 28 2007, 07:03 P...   Jun 29 2007, 01:06 AM
hunterxhollywood   Yeah. Just about everyday.. Ugh.   Jul 2 2007, 07:32 PM
Brilliance   my roommate in college used to tell me about how i...   Jul 2 2007, 08:35 PM
Castaway   i get it at night too. i don't know why it...   Jul 2 2007, 09:02 PM
Just2Fresh   I slept over my girlfriends house one time and for...   Jul 4 2007, 01:36 PM
hosing   It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my s...   Jul 5 2007, 03:19 PM
Castaway   QUOTE(hosing @ Jul 5 2007, 01:19 PM) It u...   Jul 7 2007, 12:23 AM
tr1pp1n   i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like he...   Jul 7 2007, 03:03 AM
tr1pp1n   bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or ...   Jul 7 2007, 03:04 AM
Mercy   ^Please dont double post. EDIT.EDIT.EDIT.   Jul 7 2007, 09:48 AM
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