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 Aug 30 2005, 05:26 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the door bell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree! |
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Aug 30 2005, 05:29 PM
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 Banned Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,540 |
hahahaha i get it! ouch
 feel sad for that angel
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Aug 30 2005, 05:52 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
hahaha
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Aug 30 2005, 09:26 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
i dont get it...
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Aug 30 2005, 10:19 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
lol, good one
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