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 May 19 2008, 02:10 PM
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Blind Man Enters Girl Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestle r. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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May 19 2008, 02:15 PM
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 <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
 cute joke (no offense to any blondes!!!) 
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May 23 2008, 06:20 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
poor man gets beaten up now, five times.
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May 23 2008, 08:58 AM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
 every time i hear (read) that joke i laugh!
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May 26 2008, 11:37 PM
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 Oh Wow ... Group: Official Designer Posts: 688 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 468,522 |
QUOTE(doughnut @ May 23 2008, 04:20 AM)  poor man gets beaten up now, five times. Ha I like this response. |
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May 27 2008, 12:23 AM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Its an old one.
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Jun 2 2008, 02:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(Shellie @ May 19 2008, 03:10 PM) Blind Man Enters Girl Biker Bar A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestle r. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." ...kool... |
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Jun 3 2008, 08:57 AM
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 fad3d Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 483,080 |
lol, funny. A little offensive, but still clean.
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Jun 3 2008, 09:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
u faceeee ezzz offeennzzess..
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