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 Apr 6 2008, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 06:04 PM)  There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about. What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits  her stomach folds is a good thing, more cushion for the pushing my brotha..no wonder why it attract your attention more.. 
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Apr 6 2008, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 07:47 PM) he knows he would love to do them breast strokes on her  Now THAT girl in your signature is HOT.  QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 07:49 PM) her stomach folds is a good thing, more cushion for the pushing my brotha..no wonder why it attract your attention more.. Actually only suspension (or cushion) I like is booty. Bubble booty? Yes please! |
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Apr 6 2008, 08:10 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 7 2008, 05:17 AM) Ew Diana no like pickup lines. me either |
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Apr 6 2008, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 07:56 PM) Now THAT girl in your signature is HOT. Actually only suspension (or cushion) I like is booty. Bubble booty? Yes please! that booty meat..
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Apr 6 2008, 09:12 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
^ She's hawt.
Did you just fart, because you blew me away. |
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Apr 7 2008, 04:45 AM
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 Kissing for yesterday. Group: Official Designer Posts: 465 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 569,813 |
QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 11:51 PM)  jealous?  definitely not, trust me  and on topic, to add, if a guy used any of these pick up lines on me he wouldn't be going anywhere but in a conversation with my freinds about how weird the situation was. it'd have to be one heck of a chat up line. |
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Apr 7 2008, 05:05 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
hmmm
i dont know but one of the first things i ever said to my current bf was "what does cum feel like?" |
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Apr 7 2008, 05:18 AM
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Kissing for yesterday. Group: Official Designer Posts: 465 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 569,813 |
eh!? why did you ask that?
and what was his answer? out of intrest 
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Apr 7 2008, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Apr 7 2008, 05:05 AM) hmmm i dont know but one of the first things i ever said to my current bf was "what does cum feel like?" hahaha...
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Apr 7 2008, 09:49 AM
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"If you were a kiss, you would be a storm"
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Apr 7 2008, 09:59 AM
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QUOTE(aimeesayswhat @ Apr 7 2008, 10:49 AM) "If you were a kiss, you would be a storm" I don't get it  Hurricane tongue?.. |
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Apr 7 2008, 10:19 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
I don't like pick up lines. If a guy ever used one on me, I'd just bust up laughing and walk away.
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Apr 7 2008, 10:21 AM
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here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 7 2008, 10:59 AM) I don't get it Hurricane tongue?.. I didn't get it either...Someone told me that and I really didn't get it so I wanted to know if someone did. haha |
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Apr 7 2008, 11:42 AM
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I would be too embarrassed at the state of a pick up line for a girl. Those things are ridiculously stupid.
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Apr 7 2008, 11:46 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 09:49 PM) that booty meat..Damn right.. if they don't have suspension... lol I'm gonna tear and break somethin
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Apr 7 2008, 12:04 PM
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"You turn my software into hardware!" |
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Apr 7 2008, 02:29 PM
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here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
^rofl hahaaahahaha
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Apr 7 2008, 06:02 PM
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Kissing for yesterday. Group: Official Designer Posts: 465 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 569,813 |
QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 7 2008, 06:04 PM) "You turn my software into hardware!" haha! thats the best one i've heard. |
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Feb 22 2009, 02:59 PM
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Here's 22 of my favorite pickup lines. Enjoy.
 1.)"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" 2.)"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!" 3.)"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?" 4.)"Nice legs, what time do they open?" 5.)"I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I get!" 6.)"My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?" 7.)"You know what would look good on you? Me!" 8.)"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?" 9.)"That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!" 10.)"You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you." 11.)"Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!" 12.)"Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?" 13.)"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" 14.)"Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?" 15.)"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants." 16.)"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true." 17.)"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!" 18.)"Hey! Let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!" 19.)"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street." 20.)"Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?" 21.)"I'd like to read your shirt in braille." 22.)"Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me." |
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Mar 26 2009, 10:23 PM
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Nerdy One: You turn my software into hardware.
=) Or the numerous penis ones: What has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. Want to Austrialian kiss? It's a French kiss, only Down Under. Why don't you get on your knees and smile like a donut? As lame as they are, I think I might actually give a guy a chance if he used a sweeter, non-sexual one. What about you? Have lame pickup lines actually worked for you before? Has anyone actually had the shamelessness to use one on you? |
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Mar 26 2009, 10:25 PM
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I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud.
Do you have a raisin? How about a date? haha I liked the australian one. |
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Mar 26 2009, 10:30 PM
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Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
I have a really cute one for a guy that totes will work.
Guy: digs in pocket and holds fist out Can you hold this for me? Girl: Okay. holds hand out Guy: grabs girl's hand |
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Mar 26 2009, 11:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Thats not really a pick up line. Ive used it before:)
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Apr 3 2009, 02:19 PM
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 Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
QUOTE(jcp @ Mar 26 2009, 10:25 PM) I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud. Do you have a raisin? How about a date? haha I liked the australian one. well lucky u! i get the cheeziest stupidest pick up lines about 95% of the time i mean its one of those if i had a nickle for everytime i heard that i think my fav was... a guy took his hand out of his pocket did like a gun thing with his fingers and pointed them at me and said.. take it off or shake it loose? haha yeah it was halarious..we were together for like a year lol |
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Apr 3 2009, 05:57 PM
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