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 Nov 22 2004, 02:09 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
Mom's Affair
There was this woman see, and she takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Without her knowing, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet, where the little boy is also hiding. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." Man - remembering last time, asks, "How much?" Boy - "$750." Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again!" |
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Nov 22 2004, 02:41 PM
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 too hard for the f*ckin radio Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,236 |
haha thats a good one...i was literally laffin out loud. nice joke
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Nov 22 2004, 03:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
shame on the priest
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Nov 23 2004, 10:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
 haha I laughed too
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Nov 24 2004, 04:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 106 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,990 |
hahaha shame on that priest
wanna earn money that way 
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Nov 24 2004, 01:44 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol thats hilarious!
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Nov 24 2004, 09:30 PM
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 jussst mee* Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,218 |
lol
the priest is the mum's lover right?
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Nov 25 2004, 11:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
cute.. haha.
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Nov 27 2004, 01:13 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, smart boy, haha
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Nov 28 2004, 12:12 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
i dun get it but it made me laugh lol im such a loser
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