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 Jul 13 2004, 08:10 PM
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."
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Jul 14 2004, 02:28 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol man thats jus dirty
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Jul 14 2004, 06:08 AM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
hahaha thats F'ed up
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Jul 14 2004, 08:45 AM
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Haha pretty funny.
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Jul 14 2004, 08:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha pretty funny.
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Jul 14 2004, 11:28 AM
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 ~*NEON*~ Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,264 |
im srry. i dont get it.
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Jul 14 2004, 12:03 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
heh..
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Jul 14 2004, 04:32 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
haha! i would love to b that judge!
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Jul 21 2004, 05:35 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
lol getting his revenge
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Jul 21 2004, 06:02 AM
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 life is short...and so am i.. Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,316 |
lol. sweet smell of revenge. i understand tho....we have to rite lines too.
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Jul 22 2004, 04:36 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(dani41790 @ Jul 14 2004, 2:28 AM) lol man thats jus dirty haha yeah lol |
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Jul 23 2004, 11:35 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
i dont get it can sum1 explain it to me??? |
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Jul 24 2004, 09:10 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
QUOTE i dont get it can sum1 explain it to me??? teacher's make kids write stuff like 'i will not forget my homework' 100x when they do forget it. so, the judge is getting revenge funny joke! |
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Jul 25 2004, 04:36 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
HAHAHAHA! Several teachers I know do that to a lot of people I know! I never had to write that kinda stuff... hahahaha...
But I think writing a sentence 500 times is better than be stuck in a traffic school... |
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Jul 26 2004, 02:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahha cute joke.
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Jul 26 2004, 04:09 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol thaz just plain mean
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