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post Aug 19 2004, 11:36 AM
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One day a guy went to go see his doctor cuz he was having problems intimately with his wife. His doctor recommended a medicine for him to take but he said "you can only take one per day." So when the guy was driving home he took one pill so he'd be ready to go by the time he gets home. But as he kept driving..he was thinking "I haven't had sex in a really LOOOOOOOONGGGG time...I should take another one..." and so he did. A few minutes passed by he thought to himself " I don't think 2 pills would be enuff...I haven't had sex in a loooooooooonnnggg time... I should take one more" and so he did.

The next day a little boy called the doctor and said "doctor, what have you done with my dad?? My mom's dead..my sister's leg has a cramp, and my dad is on the roof going here kitty..kitty..kitty.


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NiKECHiQ
post Aug 19 2004, 12:12 PM
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hahha thats funny ! biggrin.gif nasty though
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 01:05 PM
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Lol! That's a hella powerful medicine laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 01:24 PM
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lolllll!!!!!
thats sum powerful medicine
 
pnai4eva
post Aug 19 2004, 03:39 PM
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Whoa! dat wuz weird and funny!
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 06:22 PM
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lol, that's weird and nasty... happy.gif so does that mean that he had sex with his daughter??? _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 07:08 PM
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I don't get it . . . _unsure.gif lol
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:01 PM
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wowsers. what is that medicine? Viagra X50?
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:04 PM
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hm. i don't get it.
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:19 PM
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I don't get it either blink.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:44 PM
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Old, seen a lot of versions of this.
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 19 2004, 10:44 PM)
Old, seen a lot of versions of this.

anyways its funny to me lol
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 12:32 AM
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lmao eww das nasty, i heard that joke like several years ago but i forgot all about till now
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 04:47 PM
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omg lol! so funny happy.gif thats a helluva medicine
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(inlonelinessidie @ Aug 19 2004, 7:08 PM)
I don't get it . . . _unsure.gif lol

the dad's so horny now he's going aFTER his CAT!! poOR kitty..


get it? wink.gif
 

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