No more girl topics Options

[Reidar]

Hello, noodle kegs. This is supposed to be the boys' locker room, so let's not waste this opportunity. Boys should be talking about manly things, like lava moats with fire-proof crocodiles. Girls aren't manly (although they wish they could be). To start things off, here's what I just ate for breakfast:

20 raw eggs
2 loaves of bread
1 bowl of Austrian brand steroids + 4 litres of milk
1 apple
1 buffalo head

Afterwards, it was a beautiful day, so I met up with a friend at the park to throw a frisbee around. I whipped it at him and it went right through his neck, severing his head from his shoulders. I looked down at the head and said with a straight face, "He'll never be the head of a major corporation."

That was a good start to the day, but when I came on here to talk with the guys afterwards, all the threads were on relationships, instead of normal topics, like the following list of manly things:

> Getting hit by meteorites and not even feeling it.
> Human organs in vending machines.
> Machine gun-mounted ostriches.
> Inanimate objects in place of limbs.
> Beef jerky in Tabasco sauce.
> Teddy Roosevelt.
> One-syllable words.
> Feathers.

How can a feather possibly be manly, you ask? That's an honest question, and I'll try to give it an honest answer. First of all, did I say it was a poison feather?

Some common misconceptions about things that people think are manly, but really aren't:

> Sex. Spawning is for amphibians.
> Pterodactyls. They're a waste of time.
> Brain parasites. You might think you have a good idea, but then it turns out that it's just eggs hatching.
> Daffodils. They can't get real jobs.
> Mandibles. They look stupid.

So there's something to get you started. No need to thank me, I'm here to help.