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 Feb 12 2005, 01:31 PM
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have funny jokes? share them here! here are some of mine..
Q: what does micheal jackson and nintendos have in common? A: they are both plastic and little kids turn them on!! Must Be Herbal Essences One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs. The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs. The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator. That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!" |
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Feb 12 2005, 05:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol...midgets...
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Feb 12 2005, 08:15 PM
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wait...wat? is that a mean joke or am i just missing sumthing...
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Feb 12 2005, 09:18 PM
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<3 Group: Member Posts: 831 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,326 |
in both ways.....its mean and its funny...but im not trying to be mean. i found it on a website
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Feb 13 2005, 09:46 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
haha funny jokes.
and the reason for this entire forum is to share funny jokes. |
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Feb 20 2005, 01:31 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
ROFLMAO. ahahs wow..
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