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 Feb 8 2005, 10:59 PM
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 KUH - rasy .  Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,456  |
Three men were sent to hell. One was a rocket scientist, one was a supersmart mathmatician and the other was this extremely stupid guy that hasnt had any education whatsoever. When they got there, they went through this red hallway that led to the devil`s room. The devil said "if you guys can ask a question that i, myself cannot answer correctly, you may leave hell and be sent to heaven, however, if i answer the question right, you`ll be stuck in hell forever serving as my servant.
So the rocket scientist asks this really profound question that not many humans know the answer to, but the devil answered it right so he was sent to the devil`s chambers. The supersmart mathmatiician wrote a extremely complicated math problem on a chalkboard. The question alone, took up the whole board. The devil answers the question correctly so he was sent to the devil`s chambers. Then the really stupid guy walks up laughing histarically and takes a chair with a hundred holes in it. then he farts and says " which hole did i fart through? " The devil, clearly surprised, thinks logically and guesses that he farted through the one right below his butt. the dumb guy goes " noppppee ! i farted through my @$$h0le dum dum ! "  erhhmm i hope this joke hasnt already been posted 
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Feb 9 2005, 12:14 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahahah ... that stupid guy !
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Feb 9 2005, 03:53 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol wow
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Feb 9 2005, 06:50 PM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
Wow that's one smart dumb guy!
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Feb 9 2005, 06:53 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
i doubt it has been posted before but it isn't really that funny.
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Feb 9 2005, 06:56 PM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Haha whoa what the hell..
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Feb 9 2005, 07:01 PM
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 I have eccentric ideas... Group: Member Posts: 169 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,035 |
That's... Interesting... To say the least... :/
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Feb 10 2005, 07:01 PM
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 Class of 2005!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,132 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,080 |
OMG! Freaking funny. See, even the dumbest of humans aren't really dumb, and somewhere in that mind, they are really smart!
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Feb 10 2005, 08:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
lol wtf
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Feb 10 2005, 10:15 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
ahahaha a stupid devel haha
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Feb 11 2005, 01:08 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Haha that was good!
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Feb 11 2005, 04:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,652 |
lol......???????
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Feb 11 2005, 04:32 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Dumb people DO come in handy.
See, I'm so clumsy at school, that even blondes call me a blonde. |
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Feb 11 2005, 07:16 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Interesting...stupid guy
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Feb 12 2005, 02:40 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
Um...interesting? I'll keep that in mind when I die. =]
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Feb 13 2005, 12:13 AM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
woaaa. lmao. smartness
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Feb 13 2005, 02:07 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,225 |
rofl, thats like the only joke thats made me laugh
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Feb 13 2005, 06:41 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,400 |
LOLS.. i liked it haha!
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Feb 13 2005, 06:46 AM
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 No Nose =[ Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 87,291 |
*Stares at dumb guy dreamily.*
He's my idol. <3 Good joke. |
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Feb 13 2005, 09:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814 |
lols, thats one funny dumb dude...
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