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bad music, who sucks and why
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:05 PM
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Here is my short little list of terribly horrible bands/singers. I've constructed it from my own experience. I have also made it a point to listen to more than one song by each of these bands, so you can't try to convict me as being wrong. After y'all read mine, post your own!

New Found Glory. Simply the worst band I have ever heard. How bout they stop singing out of their noses, and then resign from the music industry?
Simple Plan. Another nasal band. Get a better voice, and speed up your songs.
Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?
Yellowcard. Nasal bands need to stop being signed. Lose that violin or whatever the hex it is.
Avril Lavigne. I feel like I'm in Yodelville whenever I hear her.
Metallica. They just plain suck.
Blink 182. Too poppy.
Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.
Hoobastank. A terrible voice -&- terribly slow songs.
Nickelback. Wow. Don't even get me started.
Finger Eleven. This band is great if you wanna be bored out of your mind. Speed it up and get verses to your songs. 5 minutes of the same music and lyrics does not make a good song.
Godsmack. They sound like a pack of monks.
Limp Bizkit. Jesus Christ. No, no. Just no.
Evanescence. Frankly, I'm not very fond of opera. I also hate spelling the band name. Let's get a few more e's and s/c sounds in there.
Jet. His voice is annoying. The music is annoying. The songs are dumb -&- pointless.
Linkin Park. Bands with more than 4 or 5 people in it aren't worth it. Besides Ill Nino, and still, Ill Nino isn't the greatest. Anyway, 6 white band members all trying to rap & the singer sounds like a rat climbed in his throat and died, causing him to have to sing out of his nose. Nasal -&- rap. The two worst things you could possibly combine together.
Beastie Boys. All their songs sound the same. They are just another band of white rappers. Are they senior citizens yet?

I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Offending people is what I do best, even if it's unintentional.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:06 PM
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Black Sabbath - For crying outloud people... STONER METAL is NOT a genre.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:18 PM
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Avril Lavigne is so not a band.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(comeupon @ Dec 23 2004, 10:06 PM)
Black Sabbath - For crying outloud people... STONER METAL is NOT a genre.

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post Dec 23 2004, 11:31 PM
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Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.



hahaha! laugh.gif

thats what i told my friend whos a big GC fan. heres a normal conversation between me and her about Good Charlotte.

Her: gc is my favorite band
me: omg they are icky
her: how are they icky
me: theyre trying to be gothic
her: no they arent
me: YES THEY ARE TRYING TO BE GOTHIC
her: SHUT UP THEY ARENT TRYING TO BE GOTHIC!
me: bleh sure whatever you say.

oh and she tried telling me that people at GC concerts are like all punk and crap. i was like PFFFT BS!!! that they all wear all black, fish nets, stud bracelets, and converses. MUAHAHAH PUNK! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! LMAO! hahahahhah! gc fans punk? HAHHAH! GC punk? HHAHAHAHAHAH! and she told me that they were like little 8 year olds. ha.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 12:42 AM
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^the conversation with you're friend about GC .. cracked me up!
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 12:46 AM
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I can't believe you put led zeppelin and the beastie boys on ur list, they are like classics. lol but i agree with blink 182 getting too poppy..but i love simple plan and yellow card,,,i dont like...

Good Charlotte...
Lindsay Lohan n' Hilary Duff...stick to acting, girls. even on acting they're kinda iffy.
and anything country,,,can't stand country, but i'll excuse faith hill.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 12:47 AM
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oo i like blink 182.. and linink park... sad.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 12:49 AM
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haha the Avril Lavigne thing you had is so true rolleyes.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(SoaDyPOP @ Dec 23 2004, 8:05 PM)
Here is my short little list of terribly horrible bands/singers. I've constructed it from my own experience. I have also made it a point to listen to more than one song by each of these bands, so you can't try to convict me as being wrong. After y'all read mine, post your own!

New Found Glory. Simply the worst band I have ever heard. How bout they stop singing out of their noses, and then resign from the music industry?
Simple Plan. Another nasal band. Get a better voice, and speed up your songs.
Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?
Yellowcard. Nasal bands need to stop being signed. Lose that violin or whatever the hex it is.
Avril Lavigne. I feel like I'm in Yodelville whenever I hear her.
Metallica. They just plain suck.
Blink 182. Too poppy.
Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.
Hoobastank. A terrible voice -&- terribly slow songs.
Nickelback. Wow. Don't even get me started.
Finger Eleven. This band is great if you wanna be bored out of your mind. Speed it up and get verses to your songs. 5 minutes of the same music and lyrics does not make a good song.
Godsmack. They sound like a pack of monks.
Limp Bizkit. Jesus Christ. No, no. Just no.
Evanescence. Frankly, I'm not very fond of opera. I also hate spelling the band name. Let's get a few more e's and s/c sounds in there.
Jet. His voice is annoying. The music is annoying. The songs are dumb -&- pointless.
Linkin Park. Bands with more than 4 or 5 people in it aren't worth it. Besides Ill Nino, and still, Ill Nino isn't the greatest. Anyway, 6 white band members all trying to rap & the singer sounds like a rat climbed in his throat and died, causing him to have to sing out of his nose. Nasal -&- rap. The two worst things you could possibly combine together.
Beastie Boys. All their songs sound the same. They are just another band of white rappers. Are they senior citizens yet?

I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Offending people is what I do best, even if it's unintentional.

.. Led Zeppelin is awesome. blink.gif

I think you're nutty.

Just my opinion. happy.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Dec 24 2004, 12:42 AM)
^the conversation with you're friend about GC .. cracked me up!

you like mae? <3333333

yeah we always argue about music. and then she goes on and on about how my music sucks. HA MY MUSIC? ha who listens to good charlottle?
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(lilangelgurlpnai @ Dec 23 2004, 11:18 PM)
Avril Lavigne is so not a band.

I said my list of bands/singers.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:20 AM
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Ermm.. mellow.gif

Metallica: I just hate the singer's voice. It just.. irks me. I don't like them at all. They're wayyy too popular here. Always on the damn radio. <_<

Good Charlotte: Ya'll izn't hardkore, k? For real, though.. Ugh. I hate GC. They're not punk and they're not hardcore. So get over it.

Simple Plan: Aww, aren't we emo?! AHah AH AHHA hAHA, not. They can't write at ALL.. and all of their songs really do sound the same.

New Found Glory: ..Nasal-y.

The All-American Rejects: You're not punk.. just whiny teen shit.. yeah. Oh em gee! Swing, swing! WE ARE T3H PUNKZ0R!

Hilary Duff: Damn, she canNOT write. Her "lyrics" are just words thrown together trying to make it as a singer.

Lindsay Lohan: Can't sing, can't act. Go find another profession, kthnx.

Avril Lavigne: She can't sing. She can't write. She can't play guitar. She's not talented.. at ALL.

Rap of any kind.. the lyrics don't mean anything, the beats are repetitive and annoying, and overall the music is a negative influence.

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And I'm lost. I can't think of anymore, although I KNOW I hate a lot more bands..
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:23 AM
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I'm not a big fan of GC or anything.. but I hate it when people call them posers. Do you even know much about them as people? And you know what? Some people just dress like that. I do ocassionally. Does that make me a poser? No. Or some people just act like that, sing like that, whatever. What makes people posers?

Sorry. I just hate the term poser.

Back to the topic.

All of those Disney actors that try to sing- STICK WITH ACTING!

Raven, Hilary, Christy, etc.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:27 AM
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QUOTE(Despise @ Dec 24 2004, 1:20 AM)
The All-American Rejects: You're not punk.. just whiny teen shit.. yeah. Oh em gee! Swing, swing! WE ARE T3H PUNKZ0R!

Not that I like or anything but The All-American Rejects are openly pop-punk. They have never called themselves real punk.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE(SoaDyPOP @ Dec 23 2004, 8:05 PM)
Here is my short little list of terribly horrible bands/singers. I've constructed it from my own experience. I have also made it a point to listen to more than one song by each of these bands, so you can't try to convict me as being wrong. After y'all read mine, post your own!

New Found Glory. Simply the worst band I have ever heard. How bout they stop singing out of their noses, and then resign from the music industry?
Simple Plan. Another nasal band. Get a better voice, and speed up your songs.
Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?
Yellowcard. Nasal bands need to stop being signed. Lose that violin or whatever the hex it is.
Avril Lavigne. I feel like I'm in Yodelville whenever I hear her.
Metallica. They just plain suck.
Blink 182. Too poppy.
Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.
Hoobastank. A terrible voice -&- terribly slow songs.
Nickelback. Wow. Don't even get me started.
Finger Eleven. This band is great if you wanna be bored out of your mind. Speed it up and get verses to your songs. 5 minutes of the same music and lyrics does not make a good song.
Godsmack. They sound like a pack of monks.
Limp Bizkit. Jesus Christ. No, no. Just no.
Evanescence. Frankly, I'm not very fond of opera. I also hate spelling the band name. Let's get a few more e's and s/c sounds in there.
Jet. His voice is annoying. The music is annoying. The songs are dumb -&- pointless.
Linkin Park. Bands with more than 4 or 5 people in it aren't worth it. Besides Ill Nino, and still, Ill Nino isn't the greatest. Anyway, 6 white band members all trying to rap & the singer sounds like a rat climbed in his throat and died, causing him to have to sing out of his nose. Nasal -&- rap. The two worst things you could possibly combine together.
Beastie Boys. All their songs sound the same. They are just another band of white rappers. Are they senior citizens yet?

I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Offending people is what I do best, even if it's unintentional.

Agreed wink.gif . Except the fact that you put led zeppelin on there. stubborn.gif But i still think you're cool cause you got HIM & The Rasmus in your siggy tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 02:08 AM
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uh led zeppelin is like an inspiration dude. hes a frickin classic if you havent notice.

but yeah

New Found Glory - i hate the lead singer's voice and their lyrics are bad
 
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I'll have to say Maroon 5 or GC. Linkin Park is a really good band..and they're not trying to rap..Hoobastank is alright they're song the reason just gets freaking annoying when it overplays and plays
 
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i love almost all of them,u hurt me there cry.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 10:56 AM
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<3 jet.

gc does annoy me though.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:25 PM
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I'm sorry but that Led Zeppelin comment was just one of the most ignorant comments I've ever read ...

Led Zeppelin started the whole birth of "Heavy Metal" .... if anything, they are the definition of heavy metal and should definitely not be defined under a certain genre.

And that Linkin Park comment was also very ignorant of you .... first of all, they aren't all white if you hadn't noticed .... and second, they are good at what they do. I don't necessarily like them .... but they're at the top of their game now. There's a difference between bad and not liking someone.
 
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simple plan
maroon 5
new found glory
creed
linkin park

i hate they way they sing. they need to melted down and poured back into their mom's womb.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE(pikimoo @ Dec 24 2004, 1:23 AM)
I'm not a big fan of GC or anything.. but I hate it when people call them posers. Do you even know much about them as people? And you know what? Some people just dress like that. I do ocassionally. Does that make me a poser? No. Or some people just act like that, sing like that, whatever. What makes people posers?

Sorry. I just hate the term poser.

i don't think anybody called them posers. we just said they're trying to be gothic. wait a sec...there's so many posers out there, they shouldn't be called posers anymore. y'know? they should have their own lil group....called...something else that's less humiliating.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 02:24 PM
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QUOTE(SoaDyPOP @ Dec 24 2004, 2:21 PM)
i don't think anybody called them posers. we just said they're trying to be gothic. wait a sec...there's so many posers out there, they shouldn't be called posers anymore. y'know? they should have their own lil group....called...something else that's less humiliating.

eh i called gc posers then i edited it because she said she didnt like the word. so i changed it to icky. lol
 
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i totally agree on new found glory. stubborn.gif

same thing with avril.

and dont get me started with gc.

avril sucks live. _dry.gif
 

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