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 Jan 30 2005, 05:41 PM
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 One Love  Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958  |
post some really hard riddles, heres mine:
a detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot. the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how? |
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Jan 30 2005, 05:42 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
moved to [humor]
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Jan 30 2005, 05:43 PM
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It's a riddle. It's not meant to be funny, Jeff.
- Solipsist |
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Jan 30 2005, 05:47 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
It's not a joke, it's a riddle. A certain someone said " riddles are supposed to boggle your mind." So yea it doesn't really belong in the Humor...
MOVED TO LOUNGE. If you feel as if this should be in Forum games or somehwere else, feel free to move it back. But this is just my take on this thread. |
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Jan 30 2005, 05:47 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Because he's psychic.
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Jan 30 2005, 05:50 PM
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白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
i thot riddles were half jokes.
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Jan 30 2005, 05:51 PM
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the detective didn't have to press rewind, so someone (the murderer) rewinded the tape ;x k next? ;X
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Jan 30 2005, 05:56 PM
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I'm Clean! Group: Member Posts: 83 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,517 |
QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Jan 30 2005, 5:41 PM) post some really hard riddles, heres mine: a detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot. the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how?  because if he heard the gunshot, then the tape recorder would have still been running when the detective came in. and it wasn't rewinded. |
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Jan 30 2005, 06:02 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
because the murderer was still there..?
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Jan 30 2005, 06:03 PM
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白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
Ok we solved that one.
Next one: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!!  show your work |
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Jan 30 2005, 06:06 PM
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‹(. .)› Group: Official Member Posts: 2,367 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,089 |
er that's more of a joke than a riddle ;o
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Jan 30 2005, 06:11 PM
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One Love Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
ooohhh we have some cocky people in here....haha i suspect cheating, but...whatever.......heres another one....
the man who makes it, has no need of it the man who buys it, buys it not for himself the man who uses it, is not aware of it |
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Jan 30 2005, 06:13 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
It's another man.
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Jan 30 2005, 06:19 PM
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‹(. .)› Group: Official Member Posts: 2,367 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,089 |
QUOTE the man who makes it, has no need of it the man who buys it, buys it not for himself the man who uses it, is not aware of it a coffin ';o k i'll post one up: We can lift you up, and help your day. Sarcastically taken we can go either way. Short as a whole, lengthy in the middle. Six letter word brings laughter to this riddle. what am i? |
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Jan 30 2005, 06:35 PM
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One Love Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
i suck at these rhyming riddles......
edit: the answer is sleep edit2: damn thats 5 letters...lol |
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Jan 30 2005, 06:58 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
SMILES !
 okay; here's mine.. Okay.. so a bridge can only hold 10 pounds max. And a car is 10 pounds. So one day, the car was going on the bridge, until right at the middle of the bridge, the car stopped and a bird flew over and pooped on the car. How come the bridge didn't collapse? |
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Jan 30 2005, 07:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 55 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 87,250 |
QUOTE(synkro @ Jan 30 2005, 5:51 PM) the detective didn't have to press rewind, so someone (the murderer) rewinded the tape ;x k next? ;X damnit she said what iwas going to say seriously... who throughs a cupcake? |
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Jan 30 2005, 08:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
I don't get what you're trying to say.
"Who throughs a cupcake?" |
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Jan 30 2005, 08:23 PM
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 sugar coated bombs on your head Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,249 |
QUOTE(xd0rkette @ Jan 30 2005, 3:58 PM) Okay.. so a bridge can only hold 10 pounds max. And a car is 10 pounds. So one day, the car was going on the bridge, until right at the middle of the bridge, the car stopped and a bird flew over and pooped on the car. How come the bridge didn't collapse? uhh, the amount of gasoline it used to go to the middle of the bridge weighed the same as the bird poop? |
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Jan 30 2005, 10:42 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
QUOTE(xd0rkette @ Jan 30 2005, 6:58 PM) Okay.. so a bridge can only hold 10 pounds max. And a car is 10 pounds. So one day, the car was going on the bridge, until right at the middle of the bridge, the car stopped and a bird flew over and pooped on the car. How come the bridge didn't collapse? It wasn't the Golden Bridge. Haha. Kiddin'... Ooo... I got one. Not strong material, but let's just try. I'm thinking of a word and when two additional letters are added to it, it's even shorter than the original word. What word am I thinking of? |
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Jan 30 2005, 10:45 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
that's easy.. short.. lol
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Jan 30 2005, 10:48 PM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Er I don't know if I'm saying this right.. but..
What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same? |
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Jan 30 2005, 11:41 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
bcus who pressed stop if he was dead? the tape will just keep on recording?
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Jan 30 2005, 11:41 PM
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dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
bcus who pressed stop if he was dead? the tape will just keep on recording?
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Jan 30 2005, 11:41 PM
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dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
edit//
agh. im so sorry about that >< |
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