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3 vampires
*chaneun*
post Jan 27 2005, 04:13 PM
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a vampire walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a a flaming blood brew
the second vampire walks into the bar and also asks for a flaming blood brew.
the third one comes in and asks for a hot glass of water.
the bartender asks why a glass of hot water?
the vampire holds up a dirty tampon and replies "tea time"
 

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chaneun   3 vampires   Jan 27 2005, 04:13 PM
cRaZiiXbEauTiFul   ummmm eww?? lol   Jan 27 2005, 04:18 PM
i heart john   *wince* Yuck.   Jan 27 2005, 05:57 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Dirty, dirty vampires.   Jan 27 2005, 06:14 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol..kinda gross   Jan 27 2005, 06:20 PM
dahding   i've heard a better version of this.   Jan 27 2005, 06:58 PM
wind&fire   ewww....   Jan 27 2005, 07:11 PM
toyo loco   ughhhh kinda gross there   Jan 27 2005, 07:15 PM
SkaironFrenzy   kinda funny yet its nasty   Jan 27 2005, 07:20 PM
dani41790   ewwwwwwwl thats soooo gross lol   Jan 27 2005, 10:01 PM
EXPLO5ION   Did the vampire just yank the tampon outta a woman...   Jan 27 2005, 10:56 PM
Mireh   omigoooodd. EW!!!   Jan 27 2005, 10:58 PM
xLil SweetnezZx   ew.   Jan 29 2005, 07:12 PM
runforfun529   thats just sick   Jan 29 2005, 09:39 PM
1--GIRL   eehhh yuck   Jan 29 2005, 11:49 PM
Wishful_Dream   kinda disgusting..   Jan 30 2005, 12:15 AM
lilphoenix   uhh... nasty vampire.   Jan 30 2005, 11:00 PM
azngrl7691   awwww NASTY   Feb 12 2005, 08:23 PM
sweetdreamsx3   I want to see Dustin's version of this joke..l...   Feb 12 2005, 10:20 PM
Outloved   Oh gosh, no wonder my used tampon was missing. Jok...   Feb 13 2005, 04:08 AM
SMUSHiENESS   >< ewww thats nastiy   Feb 13 2005, 09:45 AM
islandkiss   *pukes.   Mar 6 2005, 03:51 PM
kandiapplegrl   that was just nasty....   Mar 6 2005, 07:41 PM


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