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crank/prank calls, ur best scenarios
ZiggY
post Jan 26 2005, 03:58 PM
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*calling my friend*

Her:Hello??

ME: yes pizza hut??

Her: umm this isnt pizza hut

ME: oo umm well u have a reali sexy voice

Her: WHAT?!?!

ME: Are you single

Her: *hanging up*
 
aznxdreamer
post Jan 26 2005, 04:55 PM
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to hell with you
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you have just won a backstage pass to my concert on february 32nd.

stupid huh?

prank call just to be cool? thats kinda..immature?
 
D4rkf4m3
post Jan 26 2005, 05:18 PM
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rawr ive done a few prank calls but none of them were really good
 
jackizzle
post Jan 27 2005, 12:42 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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this one time i was listening to prank calls on the net.. and one of em was this dude caliong a lawyers office and he was liek yea im callign cuz ive been in an accident and i got a crack in my butt lol and so on it was funny
 
The 1 and only J...
post Jan 30 2005, 02:29 AM
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damn u got owned!
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ok there's this one guy that prank calls our house(well i hope it's a joke) but he just breths into the phone and it kind of kreeps me out. cause this has been like happening for like a year now and he does it like every year.
 
lovescream
post Jan 30 2005, 03:23 AM
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This dude used to prank call me. I was all pissed.
 
lilxroxy
post Jan 30 2005, 03:47 AM
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my friends knew that i was gnna watch the ring that night, so they called me right after the scene where the main character picks up the phone..i totally freaked out. BLEHS.

i pulled a prank on my friend yesterday. oh psh. he got so worried. its kinda funny. my friend called him and said she was lost [shes visiting frm hk] and said she doesnt knw where she is since she cant read chinese. and he got so worried and i think he nearly ran outta the movie theatre to search for us.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 04:22 AM
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I called 411 with some friends once
Me:"Uh yeah, I need the number for 911"
Lady:"You mean your police station or emergancy 911?"
Me:"YOU KNOW 911 WE NEED AN AMBULACE SOMEONE IS HURT!!"
*one of my girlfriend starts screaming like in pain*
Lady:"You hang up and dial 911"
Me:"I WOULD BUT I NEED THE NUMBER!!"

She hung up.
I called back and did the spanish one.

She asked what city and listing in Spanish and I said
"Please stand clear of the closing doors please"
In spanish
She was all freaking out
And I called her a whore in spanish.

Goodtimes.
 
gelionie
post Jan 30 2005, 04:33 AM
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say maydayism.
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Sorry, I've never and I don't prank call.
 
cocoalightning27
post Jan 30 2005, 02:30 PM
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WE once got this call and there was this guy and he thought we were a CHinese Restaurant..my dad was on the [hone for like an hour saying that We weren't a Chinese Restaurant
 
xLil SweetnezZx
post Jan 30 2005, 04:11 PM
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ugh-once i had to go to the doctor and my mom didn't have the car (my dad did) so we were gunna use a taxi. My mom dialed the wrong number and some b*tch picked the phone and pretended to be from the taxi service. I had a REALLY bad ear ache and i was like 2!!!!!! Meanie >.<
But I still think prank calls are funni =P
 

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