crank/prank calls, ur best scenarios Options

[istolearock]

so let's all face the facts. we like to crank call innocent ppl claiming to be ppl or part of things we are not. why don't we tell of our fave scenarios we like to create or the funniest calls we ever made

[*Azarel*]

..no, we don't. kthx.

Wow, you're immature.

[RandomHero]

Honestly, I have never done a prank phone call, but it's fun to watch puppets do it on Crank Yankers.

[captured_serenit...]

i haven't done one, ever...i'm such a loser...

[yukichan]

i dont go around prank calling ppl...im usually the one watching my friends do that...lol..

[FLIPxADDICTION]

i'm too scared to make prank phone calls

[misoshiru]

i dont prank call people.

[xxruinedsoulxx]

i don't prank call anymore.

[jaeman]

I think prank calling is stupid and if you pay for your phone lines, it's a waste of money.

[KissMe2408]

lol, people prank call me alot...it's so stupid too, you hear their friends in the background trying not to laugh and they say, "hey (snicker, snicker) is your refrigerador running?" lol then i just hang up. lol it's my lil brothers friends they love doing that.

The only time that i prank called someone, was when my friend just got a job at the bowling alley..and i called the place and he answered, and i said, "hi, i was wonderin if you have 5 pound balls" and he's like, "yah" ...."wow, it must be hard for you to get around" and he's like, "katie you dork!" lol but i knew he would know it was me, haha so that was the only time. Yes, shutup i know i can be a dork hehe queen dork right jer?

[angel-roh]

Hmm... since I always get caught on prank. I told my friend, Leesa to help me out on this. And she said "Well this is your prank, Not mine. okay?" and i nodded "okay". Then she called my best friend, Justin Park... hehh... since me and Leesa almost have a same voice. So this is how it went. I was in the other line while Leesa and Justin was talking lol.

Leesa: Hi Justin *cough cough*
Justin: Susan? Are you okay? Your voice is bit different. Or is this you, Susan? Cause it kinda sounds like you.
Leesa: Yeah, this is Susan. I'm just sick.
Justin: Oh really? Should I come over to your apartment and bring some honey with lemonade?
Leesa: No, it's alright. But thanks anyways. *coughing 10 times*
Justin: Dang....... I think I should do come by.
Leesa: No! Don't *cough cough cough*
Justin: Susan, listen to me. Drink lots of water and take a nap!
Leesa: No, I won't!!! you stupid fat monkey head (i didn't really expect her to say that though... she wasnt supposed to say that lol, but it's okay...ehh i think..)
Justin: Wow... you're not okay. I should REALLY COME. Bye *hungs up on the phone.
Leesa: Justin? Justin??? WAIT COME BACK!!! *choke* *cough*
Susan: Where'd he go?
Leesa: I don't know... I think he did hung up on the phone..
Susan: JUSTIN! It was just a prank! Justin? Are you there? JUSTIN!!!!!!
Leesa: no answer?
Susan: yeah no answer...
<after 8 minutes after> "Knock Knock"
Susan: oh damn i think he's here!
Leesa: LOL! That's hilarious. Uh oh now what you gona do?
Susan: Aww this is not fair!!!! You shouldn't call him stupid monkey fat!
Leesa: LOL sorry... it just slipped my mouth lol.
"Knock Knock knock knock knock"
Susan: Oh gosh it is Justin...he always knocks like that >.<;;
Leesa: LOL then go for it. I'll hang up the phone, Good luck *hungs up on the phone*
Susan: LEESA?!?! OH DAMMIT!! im so dead...

hehh.. I felt bad... since he actually felt for it. I got my mom's make up... one of her foundation make up.. i put it on...but then again i looked like i got a cancer LOL... and i got white flour on my chin and mixed with water so i can look like i have a running nose. Then I opened the door and fake cough... Then Justin brought me a honey with lemonade. And the feeling of the mug was very warm. I felt so bad and did not tell him what happened >.<;; He left when I slept.. so I didn't get a chance to say bye... omg if he put a temperature on my mouth. i'll be dead, but he didn't do it. omg i was saved!

so yeah... i will never ever do that prank no more on him. cause i heard from his stepbrother that justin was very busy at his work. but he just ran off to see me >.<;; I felt so bad.... ---___---;;;;;;;;;;;; I actually didn't know that he will really come... I thought he will just say "get better"... i mean we broke up..... i thought he will get over me... he's so nice... gosh i feel so bad again T__T

[Nicolatofu]

I remember when I was in 7th grade me and my friends would prank call people all the time....like my friend would call a couple in the phonebook and pretend to be the lady from last night...... Mean and immature, I know....I could never do that though because my voice made me sound so young. haha I've watched a few episodes of crank yankers, it's funny when they do it.

[Wishful Thinking]

i seriously hate prank calls.. except i once prank called this guy i liked.. ><" but it wasn't exactly a prank call since all i did was call and hung up cuz i didn't know what to say..
everytime i go to a friend's bday they always do prank calls.. it pisses me off real bad.. ><" but i cant really do anything cuz they seem like they were having fun..

[angel-roh]

OH YEAH! i forgot one more... I actually posted this one at the pizza man topic part hehehe..

I pranked call my friend's ex-boyfriend. He was working at the Pizza Hut and since they do deliveries. I called them and it was my friend's ex boyfriend's voice. Since I heard that he was the only person to pick up the phone, so it was obvious that it was him. Anyways since he cheated on my friend... I decided to prank call on him by using an old lady. Man I was very good at it back then, but not anymore lol.

But really, prank calls are not that fun...

[*stephinika*]

i haven't really done them...unless this counts:

there was this guy who used to call me and just wouldn't leave me alone...kept asking me out and stuff. got rather annoying. anyways one day i actually looked at the caller display lol and i saw it was him. i picked up the phone and he asks, "Hi, is steph there please?" and i reply, "no sorry she's out on a date right now. may i ask who's calling?" "oh uh...never mind."
haha that was fun.

[jennyjenny]

I've never pranked call-en anyone.
Waste of time

[*Programmer*]

K back in like wow 10th grade in high school. wow it's so long ago. i called up some random number with like 5 friends and we heh. said there had been a gas leak in there neighborhood. the guy had taken off running with his family we didn't even hang up the phone we just heard him yelling "Lets Go!" and running out the door haha. halarious shit ever. "Mean" but halarious.

Now adays im to old for it....junior in college don't have time to be screw off like i did in high school.

[xGlovex]

umm im sorry no i dont.

[iheartsimba]

BITCH YOU MADE ME PREGNANT

that ones fun =]


me and my friends all ways to this one to eachother

"hello im calling about an order of 1000 giraffs from toysrus"
dumb but i like it =p

[shortiiex]

lol...i use to prank...old times...

[silver-rain]

hmm, i've never prank called anyone before.

[*xcaitlinx*]

me n my friends have done MANY hilarious prank calling scenes.


one time we called this chinese restaurant...and my friend keirsten pretended that she was a man and was lyk "yeah..id like to order some pork fried rice...some chicken chow main..." and then my other friend started sayin "OMG THE BABY...IM GOING INTO LABOR!!!! AHHHH" and so keirsten was lyk " HOLY SHIT OMG MY MISTRESS...I MEAN WIFE IS GOING INTO LABOR! CALL AN AMBULANCE...AAHH " and then hung up. i had to keep my mouth shut as i was laughing histerically lol.

and this other time we called this random person in the phonebook at like 10:oo pm...and we were lyk " hello. can you please answer a few questiosn for our survey?" and we asked these really stupid and odd questions like " so...what do u like to wear in the summer?"" and he said " um. shorts?" and then we were lyk "THAnk you very much for taking your time to take the survey...bye!" lol

ok wow last one...me and these two guys called 411 and asked for Billy Bob Joe's phone number. and the lady said that theres no such person...so my friend was lyk "...w...w..what? Billy Joe! HES DEAD? omg i knew that i shouldve visited him sooner! " and then the lady said that she was going to report our phone number to the police. oh shit ..

wow sorry i have so many lol

[xj_liana_tx]

i think prank calls are mean, i don't make prank calls.

[cRaZiiXbEauTiFul]

i never did, but i wouldnt anywayz now..caller id

[demolished]

prank call is very childish. we all know better then that unless someone is stupid.