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 Jan 21 2005, 11:29 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.  Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209  |
There was a man who thought that when he died he wanted to take all of his money with him to Heaven. So one day when he was very old he told his wife to go to the bank and withdraw all of there life savings and make it into bills. He then told her to take all of the bills and load them all into briefcases. Then he told his wife to put all of the briefcases in the attic so that when he died and went up to Heaven he could grab them on the way up. The day after her husbands funeral, the woman went up to the attic and saw that the briefcases were still there. She said to herself, " I knew I should have put them in the basement!"
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Jan 21 2005, 11:41 PM
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Hahha awww :(
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Jan 21 2005, 11:46 PM
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 yuri makes you smile kim Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,768 |
hahahah thats funny
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Jan 21 2005, 11:56 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lol. thats hilarious. the wifes mean tho..x]
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Jan 24 2005, 08:17 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
funny; but not "haha" funny
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Jan 24 2005, 09:40 PM
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^word. not bad tho.
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Jan 24 2005, 09:47 PM
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lol...
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Jan 24 2005, 09:49 PM
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 oh sO GiNi-isH Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,248 |
lols...not THAT funny.
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Jan 24 2005, 11:02 PM
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kinda sad..
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Jan 25 2005, 07:39 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
wow, that sucks for him.
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Jan 25 2005, 09:50 PM
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I don't get it...
 Sorry...
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Jan 26 2005, 12:01 AM
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lmao, mommy so greedy ..
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Jan 26 2005, 07:20 PM
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 haha
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Jan 26 2005, 08:13 PM
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haha gave me a chuckle
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Jan 27 2005, 12:49 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Jan 26 2005, 12:01 AM) lmao, mommy so greedy ..  lol the moms not greedy she said ishould hav put them i nthe basement cuz the husvand didnt go to heaven he went to hell which would invlove going "down" past the basement grabbing the stuicases lol |
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Jan 27 2005, 07:39 AM
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 No Nose =[ Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 87,291 |
Poor guy. Lol.
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Jan 27 2005, 09:14 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahah..sucks for him.
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Jan 27 2005, 09:16 AM
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hahaha...that's funny...i liked that one... =)
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Jan 27 2005, 09:17 AM
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 i'm lala. girly girl. Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,888 |
well i agree with him... ^ lols..that's a good one...
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Jan 27 2005, 05:43 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
aww that's horrible
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Jan 27 2005, 06:08 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That was funny, just funny, not hilarious or anything.
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Jan 27 2005, 06:23 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
kinda took my a while to get it lol...
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Jan 27 2005, 07:18 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
lol.... that was funny
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Jan 27 2005, 11:02 PM
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hahah. aww
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Jan 28 2005, 03:07 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
haha! that's dumb
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