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 Jan 22 2005, 05:05 AM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643  |
not really a joke..but some ppl still find it amusingg..
one day, a young couple were playing softball and the ball happened to flew into an old looking house and broke a window. so the couple was very worried about having to pay the owner but they have to get their ball back. so they held hands and went to the house. from the house, a man dressed in an old fashioned gown walked out and greeted them man: i`m a genie that is trapped in the house for hundreds of years. thank you for helping me get out of that house. to show my gratitude, i will grant the two of you 3 wishes.. boyfriend: oh wow! i want to be a billionaire genie: snaps his fingers and nods his head. wish granted girlfriend: i want to stay young and pretty forever. genie: snaps his fingers and nods his head. wish granted boyfriend: i want------ genie interrupts genie: uhh. i have a little wish i hope you guys can fulfill it for me.. boyfriend: anything! genie: well, you see. since i was trapped in that house so long. it was a long time since i had s e x. so can you lend me your girlfriend for a while? boyfriend: of course. enjoy! ---------after the sex--------- genie: wow. that was brilliant. how old ar eyou? girlfriend: -blush- 23 genie: you`re 23 and you still belive in genies? |
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Jan 22 2005, 06:08 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
awww........ that made me smile.
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Jan 22 2005, 09:05 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
^ ditto. heard it before tho. but still. made me smile.
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Jan 22 2005, 10:13 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahah...that sucks for the couple.
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Jan 22 2005, 10:44 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
lol yep i heard this one before but i stills make me laugh everytime i read it!
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Jan 22 2005, 02:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
i read something smilar but it was with a old lady that was a witch
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Jan 22 2005, 09:44 PM
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 No Nose =[ Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 87,291 |
Lmao, good one. ;D So what was the last wish? [Am I slow or what!]
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Jan 23 2005, 12:49 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
lolz i also heard this one before
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Jan 24 2005, 12:01 AM
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 wake me up when september ends Group: Member Posts: 281 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,381 |
haha thats funny! i never heard that one before
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