Funniest Memory Options

[malenky_koshka]

lol my weirdest/most embarrassing memory/funniest memory: probably when i was on like...5th grade a looong time ago!) and my brother pulled down my pants in a Wal-Mart parking lot

[DesperateXMeasur...]

oo, wen i thought it will be cool to roll down the stairs in my house. i was 6

Ha me too. xD I'm a nerd.

[dani41790]

well mai funniest memory waz lyke recently wen meeh n mai frenz were tawkin, n some of em r kinda sick minded n yea, it would b kind of inappropriate to sae it here but yea wat dey said waz sooo funni that we were practically cryin frm laughin.

[Gothic_Deathika]

Hello ppl's I'm new.
Kathleen You know sarah(ibathedinacid)?....yup i know her. MIght see her this Sunday. i dunno. whats teh topuc here. i'm deeply confused right now...*O_O*

[lovescream]

Today it was snowing. The ground was very slippery. I walked to my bus, and I kept slipping on the way there. I slipped and held on to Jenn and it looked very innapropiate cause i almost fell, and was down there. XD Then when I got off the bus, I slipped because the steps were sorta icey and i slipped down there because there was ice there. These gangstuhhzzz were all HAHAHA *POINTS AND LAUGHS AT ME* and the people on the bus was just laughing. i found it funny, too because i'm so clumsy. :]

[JlIaTMK]

My funniest memory was.... eh, with my friend. I miss him so dang badly. He goes to a different school now. Well, we were the lunch outcasts. We'd just sit there, in the corners and have a fun time acting like vampires and werewolves and also, acting homosexual. LMAO, that was the funniest thing ever. Eh, I miss him. But we were so crazy. We got yelled at SO many times.

However, my fondest of these memories was when we were in the hallways. And all of a sudden, some prep bumped into me. I was like UGH, JESUS CHIRST IM GOING TO KILL YOU in a gay voice and i shoved him. They looked at me oddly and ran away. Ah, from then on, that phrase was never forgotten.

[redderstarr]

hm. when i was like 5 and my brother was 10... (or 6 and 11? i dunno exactly)
anyway, he really had to fart. and so he told me that he had a bug on his butt and being the gullible person i am, i went to check it out. i said i couldnt see it and he said that its really small and i have to look closer. and i was like 3 inches from his butt and hes like LOOK CLOSER! so i was like really close to his butt and i was like where?!

then he farted in my face.

the end.

[xj_liana_tx]

i saw man boobs floating in the swimming pool, and i thought it was two naked lady, i ran

[The 1 and only J...]

wow i just remembered this. ok for school every year the 6 graders go on a school trip to white pines. and when we went they told us this scary story at night about this one ghost calling on the name of her dead son that got hit by a train. and well there was a train by the cabin we slept in and there was a cementary so when we went to bed all the guys got super scared because of the story so we made this giant fort with all of our blankets and it was like 5 feet tall and 20 feet long cause it went across our bunk beds so we all just stayed awake cause we were so scared. ha so funny. never gonna forget that trip.

[*stephinika*]

wow...too many to decide which is the funniest or whatever...hmm...here's one off the top of my head, kinda dirty though but not really haha...

i was talking to my friend adrian about card games or something and then we came upon the topic of the game mah-jong (sp?) and those of you who know that game, know there are the different little blocks with different symbols. well if you've played, or seen others play, you'll know that the pros are able to feel what the images are on the blocks with their fingers before they flip it. well...there's different symbols like different suits in cards. and i said the following withOUT realizing how bad it sounded until after:
"i can only feel the sticks and balls!"

[actionrobot_go]

I must have been 4 at the time, but my best friend and I were playing with my baby doll that could make crying sounds. well we just couldn't get that thing to quit crying. We had tried everything! We tried rocking it, feeding it, and anything else that you could do with a plastic baby. I finally got so fed up with the doll that I hit it, with all the force that my little 4 year old body could muster. The baby doll stopped crying, &we have it all on video tape.

[angel-roh]

Hm this is not gona be funny to you guys, but it was for me...

When I saw Steven (My crush) everywhere I went... I was like "wow is this somewhat a miracle" hmm i guess I have to say that's one of my funniest memory cause I laughed a lot on that. Hmm sounds stupid does it? lol...

o yeah and also when my friend accidentally slipped on a log at the beach lol. i didnt meant to laugh a lot but it was funny cause our friend ed thought cat was gona kick him when she was slipped on the log lol. it was a funniest memory for us lol.

[jnukes]

my friend's party ..

we were playin tha radio .. and 1, 2 step came on.. i was doin some poses and stuff .. and then my friend comes up in tha circle thing .. he's getting on tha floor [[we're thinkin he's gonna do somethin amazing]] and he juss lays down and he's like "i'm tired". hahahaha .. it was a you had to be there moment.

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there was a christmas party for tha fil-am [[filipino american association]]. and my friend donated a gift to tha little kids .. but when "santa" came to give tha presents to tha little kids, they called him up, and he got a bag saying "from ********" ... another you had to be there moment. [[he got a gift.. from himself]]

ahh can't think of any more

[redpeony]

me and a friend were playing at this other school for a band concert, and there was a hockey game on that night. being the big hockey fans we are, we didn't want to miss it, so during intermission, we dashed around the dark school looking for a janitor who might have a radio on him.

halfway through, this guy stops us and tells us we're not supposed to be there. we tell him we're looking for the bathroom. he tells us it's to the left, and we start sprinting the other way (at this point we don't want trouble, we just wanna know the score damnit!). I tell my friend to follow me into this hall and it turns out to be a dead end... but there's doors on either side so we hide behind one of them. the guy just walks right into the hall and sees us, gives us the biggest "wtf?" look and we just walk out, extremely embarrassed.

[liloandstitchx3]

this isn't one of my funniest moments. it was just funny. that's it.

anyways..
i was walking down the stairs with a friend of mine and i saw my old crush like 30 feet ahead of me, so i was like,"look !! there he is !!" to my friend and then none of us were looking at where we were stepping, so i TRIPPED and dragged her down with me

i guess you can say i literally FELL for a guy (;
that's hecka corny. haha.

[HongKongDong]

Not gonna be funny to you people.. or so I think but it was funny to me and my friends.

Art field trip. We were at some garden. We were there to sketch some greek sculptures. Most of them were focused around the private parts of the bodies... well mostly the butt. We spent an hour sketching a butt, I decided screw it, Im drawing the lamp post. Its in the garden and it had to be sculpted to look that way it works.

*Later on*
Inside the museum our teacher told us to sketch the piece of art that "speaks to us"
We looked back at the sculptures and my horrible attempts to be funny was "Oh that butt speaks to me" everybody burst out in laughter.
In the museum we came across a big mirror thingy. I was like "Hey its me... just... over there" people burst out in laughter again.

We were wandering around me and my friends really bored none of us found anything to sketch yet. Then my friend jason who is fat not to be mean or anything but he is. I was like "Jason turn around" *Jason turns around* "Oh that big butt speaks to me! I shall sketch it!" everybody just burst out in laughter...

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Yeah, its those things where you had to be there for it to be funny

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Not my funniest... but bleh

[m&m]

aha my friend was sitting at the middle seat in the back of the bus.. the bus was going 100 mph .. it stopped. she went flying .. and rolled down the walk way XD it looked so funny


aha another one. it was the 11th month of the 11th day of the 11 hour of the 11 minute .. etc.. and we were at friday asseblemly doing the 1 minute silence. it was veeerrryyy silent and suddelny the guy next to me .. blardy FARTED!! i wasnt sure.. i jus herd a "pop" noise then i turned slowly and looked at him. then he turned slowly and looked at me .. and smiled. i swear .. my ribs nearly cracked from the pressure of the laughter exploding inside me. i just started shaking and cringing my teeth. usualy i'd die in these situations.. im known to be the loudest laugherer.

[KissMe2408]

It's a tossup,....between my friends kaylyn, katy and me going downtown dressed up like crazy ppl and just acting crazy, so much fun..we got so many weird looks and so many funny things happened it would take too long. Then we spent the night...and went to our performance the next day together...it was the best

and then when i went to 6 flags with my friend elliott...lol just the stuff that happened there...too long to explain, but it was hilarious, i think we wound up having over 50 inside jokes in just that one day...

[misoshiru]

too many. but my funniest memory of 2005 is...that i went to watch phantom of the opera last week with some friends, and i saw some other friends. i turned around and waved to them while walking...and then boom! i walked into a wall. apparently, my friends didn't tell me that a wall was there just to watch me walk into a wall. hahah.

[whomps]

oo, wen i thought it will be cool to roll down the stairs in my house. i was 6

Dude, I still do that. You gotta have the carpet stairs. And a BIG FAT blanket! Fun as hell. Rollercoaster at home.

[misoshiru]

^^ hahahh that sounds like fun. too bad i live in an apartment.

[SoulSurfah_pnay]

It's funny but sad.... Well when I was 5 I was at my grandma's house and she had a kitten named Lexi... so one time on a rainy day I was outside playingw. the cat... and so it got all wet right.... so I decided to put the cat inside the microwave... and when I grandma ran towards the kitchen she opened the microwave.... it was already to late....
sad I know...but I was a wierd kid....hahaha

<3 September

[cRaZiiXbEauTiFul]

lol i was on the phone with my friend and she had 2 phones with her- a cell phone and a cordless one..she was talking to me on the cell phone. shes in the bathroom putting on her contacts and tells me to hold on. five minutes later she comes back and shes like...."umm Rayna? i just dropped the phone in my toilet..." it was so funny i couldnt talk for like ten minutes, i was laughint to hard

[Saeglopur]

Dude, I still do that. You gotta have the carpet stairs. And a BIG FAT blanket! Fun as hell. Rollercoaster at home.

I'lll try that right now.