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 Jan 10 2005, 09:38 PM
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 One Love  Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958  |
3 men are at the gates of heaven... god asks each man how they died.
the 1st man told his story.. "well, i had suspected for a while that my wife had been cheating on me, so i came to our apartment early. i found her home with no clothes, so i knew the damn guy had to be somewhere. then i saw at our balcony there were a pair of hands holding on the edge. So i ran up and stomped on his hands and made him fall. but then, some damn bushes cushioned the impact, and he was still alive. So i ran back inside, grab my refrigerator and threw it down onto the bastard and killed him for good. then i jumped off the balcony as well to end my misery" so then the 2nd man told his story... "i was painting some art on my balcony up on the 35th floor, when i slipped and fell over the side. i thought i was dead, but i luckily grabbed onto the ledge of another balcony. i was saved, but then some idiot came and stomped my fingers, so i fell many stories down. Luckily some bushes had saved my fall, but then that crazy bastard threw a refrigerator on me and i died" so finally the 3rd man tells his story "well i was hiding in this refrigerator you see......" happy now AznBubz??? 
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Jan 10 2005, 09:48 PM
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no im not...
these have been posted before... hhhmmmpppppfffff! BAHAHAHA!! they're still funny |
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Jan 10 2005, 09:55 PM
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haha thats funny lol
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Jan 11 2005, 03:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
this joke was posted here already
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Jan 11 2005, 06:44 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww...that would be soo fukked up if it ever happened
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Jan 12 2005, 10:04 PM
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rofls wow that'll be wack if it happened
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Jan 12 2005, 11:48 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMFAO!!! DAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY uhh am i da onyl 1 laughing heka hard..? im sucha loser
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Jan 14 2005, 09:39 PM
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lol that made me smile
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Jan 15 2005, 04:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Heard it before but its still funny
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Jan 17 2005, 05:29 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Roflmfao.
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Jan 22 2005, 10:14 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
oh..i've heard it before.
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Jan 22 2005, 12:10 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao definately hilarious
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Jan 22 2005, 12:46 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
XD Hidden messages all around.
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Jan 26 2005, 03:01 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
haha dat was hella funni
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