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Elephant Egg.
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post Jan 13 2005, 07:24 PM
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Sorry if this was posted already ><.

There once was a guy from Africa that found a Elephant Egg. He didn't see anyone around, so he got the egg and decided to hatch the egg himself. When he got home, he put the egg in his pants and sat on it. He waited and waited, and heard a knock on the door.
He said "Who is it?"
"Its Mary", his girlfriend replied. "Can i come in?!"
"No.. im trying to hatch a egg"
"Just for a little while, i want to see the egg!"
"Okay fine!"
So she went into his house and saw him sitting on the egg.
She asked, "Can i see if it hatched yet?!"
"Sure why not"
So she put her hand into his pants and felt around.
Then she said in excitment,"It hatched already! I can feel it's trunks!"

Sorry if its kind of stupid lol. pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 08:51 PM
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haha well I hate to be so technical, but I think elephants are mammals and they don't lay eggs.. rolleyes.gif

but funny joke!
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:53 PM
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Derek you nerd! laugh.gif Yeah...elephants don't lay eggs...but to make the joke work...i guess they're forced to.
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 03:05 AM
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hehe!
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 03:10 AM
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ok? huh.gif but that was funny...lols..
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 10:28 AM
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AHAHAHAH!ITS A PENIS!!!!
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 10:31 AM
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... ^ UM. THANKS FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS. ... *twitch*
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 11:31 AM
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haha nice joke
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 04:12 PM
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Why would she stick her hand in his pants to find the egg anyway?
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 09:55 PM
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lol
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 04:20 AM
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Lol haha
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 03:35 AM
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laugh.gif Rofl.
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 08:55 AM
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QUOTE(jummony @ Jan 14 2005, 10:28 AM)
AHAHAHAH!ITS A PENIS!!!!
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^lol that made me laugh more then the joke biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 10:13 PM
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huh i didnt get it im so stupid >_<
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 11:57 PM
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haha
 
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post Jan 18 2005, 12:10 AM
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QUOTE(jummony @ Jan 14 2005, 7:28 AM)
AHAHAHAH!ITS A PENIS!!!!
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Er, okay? Btw, I love your sig. Hahaha.
 
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post Jan 22 2005, 05:12 AM
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QUOTE(LadyXTor @ Jan 13 2005, 10:53 PM)
Derek you nerd!  laugh.gif  Yeah...elephants don't lay eggs...but to make the joke work...i guess they're forced to.
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lmao. THAT made me laff more tahn the joke
 
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post Jan 22 2005, 02:34 PM
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roflzz
 
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post Jan 23 2005, 02:58 AM
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haha..that made me giggle =P
 
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post Jan 23 2005, 09:12 AM
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QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Jan 16 2005, 9:55 PM)
^lol that made me laugh more then the joke biggrin.gif
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hahahah me too
 
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