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 Jan 18 2005, 09:27 PM
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwarz is dead!" |
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Jan 18 2005, 09:34 PM
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OMIGOSH! haha that's pretty gross, but funny! poor guy didn't get to keep his Peter with him for eternity!
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Jan 19 2005, 06:26 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
LOL!
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Jan 19 2005, 06:38 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahah...that's gross though.
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Jan 19 2005, 10:46 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahhahahhaha
oooh that bad wife ! but that was gross |
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Jan 19 2005, 10:51 PM
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 i'm lala. girly girl. Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,888 |
hahaha...but gross...eww...
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Jan 20 2005, 07:20 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
haha funny.
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Jan 20 2005, 10:08 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I think this was posted here before... But whatever. hahaha thats good.
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Jan 20 2005, 10:32 PM
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i heard something similar
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Jan 21 2005, 12:31 AM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
ewww why he keep it LOL
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Jan 21 2005, 04:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 34 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,778 |
hahaha... aww the husband been played.
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Jan 21 2005, 10:52 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lmao.
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