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 Jan 13 2005, 12:04 AM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
(i heard this joke a little after thanksgiving.)
There's a man who has a parrot that always likes to curse, yell, and screech. First, he tried to talk soothingly to it, but nevertheless... it kept cursing and yelling obscenities. Then, the man got mad so he started yelling too. This just encouraged the parrot to curse and yell even louder than before. Fed up, the man stuffs the parrot into the freezer. There's still a lot of cursing going on inside the freezer. He waits outside for a little while. Suddenly, there's silence. He opens the freezer to see what happened. The parrot walks right onto his open hand and says "i am sorry for every trouble i've caused you, it was very impolite of me. I promise never to curse nor screech again." The man, happy beyond belief, asks "Why this sudden change of attitude?" The parrot slowly asks "do you mind telling me what happened to the turkey?" |
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[X]poised Bad Parrot Jan 13 2005, 12:04 AM
lilxroxy hahhahaa. nice!! (: Jan 13 2005, 04:23 AM xbr0kensmil3 hah that made me laugh Jan 13 2005, 06:23 AM dahding not the turkey! Jan 13 2005, 07:11 AM yanners hahahahahah. i really needed a joke. Jan 13 2005, 07:38 AM tooeffingcrazy What a coincidence! My history teacher told us... Jan 13 2005, 07:11 PM D4rkf4m3 lol that was pretty funny Jan 14 2005, 09:47 PM Shortiiex poor turkey..never had a chance Jan 14 2005, 09:51 PM k_dizzle90 didnt really think it was funny even though i got ... Jan 15 2005, 11:40 PM
[X]poised QUOTE(k_dizzle90 @ Jan 15 2005, 10:40 PM)didn... Jan 16 2005, 07:50 PM KissMe2408 hehehe silly parrot Jan 16 2005, 08:59 AM INSOMNIA i read that joke in a book before but still made m... Jan 16 2005, 09:03 AM LiLaZnGirL122 awww thats soo cute hahha Jan 16 2005, 10:11 PM iiiiiiiYON BiRDZZZZ Jan 17 2005, 02:43 AM Frankie ha ha! that is funny! so the parrot though... Jan 17 2005, 10:40 AM mysticbreeze Haha that was a cute joke! Jan 17 2005, 01:29 PM  |
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