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 Dec 29 2004, 11:58 AM
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 you wish...  Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273  |
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..." |
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Dec 29 2004, 01:29 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Aw...lol...and the husband was just trying to do a favor...hehe...
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Dec 29 2004, 03:44 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
i don't really get it....
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Dec 29 2004, 04:17 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
dont get it
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Dec 29 2004, 04:52 PM
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are you trying to say...
she wants the man to kill himself? if that's not it i still think it's funny haha |
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Dec 29 2004, 04:56 PM
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what's love anyways.? Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 |
lol omg dat's so funny.
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Dec 29 2004, 05:02 PM
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 my <3 is in Ohio Group: Member Posts: 899 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,599 |
i get it. ha ha ha
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Dec 29 2004, 06:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,958 |
lol. whatta meanie wife.
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Dec 29 2004, 08:19 PM
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you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
QUOTE(mirage @ Dec 29 2004, 3:44 PM) i don't really get it....  QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Dec 29 2004, 4:17 PM) dont get it QUOTE(bright eyes @ Dec 29 2004, 4:52 PM) are you trying to say... she wants the man to kill himself? if that's not it i still think it's funny haha nonono, the husband said that he wanted to make his wife happy.. and since she replyed she will miss him.. it means that she will be happy when he is gone... |
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Dec 29 2004, 08:43 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 630 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,163 |
Oh, ok. I get it now.
Yeah, I'm slow. |
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Dec 29 2004, 09:08 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
aww hahaha
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Dec 29 2004, 09:28 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
hahaa still funny
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Dec 29 2004, 10:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,039 |
haha..that's pretty funny in a mean kind of way..
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Dec 29 2004, 11:00 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
husband got played.
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Dec 30 2004, 02:33 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao, i get it
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Dec 30 2004, 02:52 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
heh sucks. poor him.
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Dec 30 2004, 03:42 AM
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 Apr 24 '05* 1000 posts! Group: Member Posts: 1,184 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,049 |
um okk.. i didnt get it at first but i got it after u explained. not very funnii.. just a lil sad =[. lol.
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Dec 30 2004, 06:19 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
hahaha funny
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Jan 12 2005, 03:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
oh.. i get it...then get a divorced you stupid woman
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Jan 12 2005, 11:46 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
omg.. ANOTHER 1!! this has been posted up like 5 times >_<
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Jan 15 2005, 05:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Haha poor him
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Jan 17 2005, 05:19 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That took me a long time to figure it out.
Give me 20 minutes of my life back! |
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Jan 22 2005, 10:15 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahah that was funny, but kinda lame.
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Jan 22 2005, 12:06 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that's sad
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Jan 22 2005, 12:46 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
Short, but still funny.
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