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 Jan 14 2005, 11:17 PM
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 none of it seems real  Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889  |
Edit -- Sorry I didn't realize there was another joke similar to this..
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs. ''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.'' "Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.'' "Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came. ''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!'' |
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Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM
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heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh
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Jan 15 2005, 01:46 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM) heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh  yaaaaaaaa i heard that oneee but this one is still funny |
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Jan 15 2005, 01:11 PM
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none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM) heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh LOL Interesting. |
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Jan 15 2005, 01:57 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
see, now it doesn't make any sense. are u saying, that if a dude accidentally swallows a quarter, that'll it'll come out when he's jerking off? what a total ripoff of the other joke.
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Jan 15 2005, 05:10 PM
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i read someting similar to this
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Jan 15 2005, 06:00 PM
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none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
QUOTE(dahding @ Jan 15 2005, 1:57 PM) see, now it doesn't make any sense. are u saying, that if a dude accidentally swallows a quarter, that'll it'll come out when he's jerking off? what a total ripoff of the other joke. Well I didn't make it up and this storyline makes more sense then the other joke because BB's is more believable then an actual BULLET coming out of there. I never said if he swallowed a quarter that would happen but maybe you should swallow a quarter and see what happens. |
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Jan 16 2005, 10:20 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM) heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh yea i saw dat 1 too its not that funny |
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Jan 17 2005, 02:27 AM
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HAHAA THAT'LL KEEP ME LAUGHIGN FOR A FEW MINS =P
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Jan 18 2005, 05:47 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh
they both sucked though |
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Jan 21 2005, 12:27 AM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
hahahahaha
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Jan 21 2005, 10:53 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
The boy peed, didn't he?
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Jan 22 2005, 04:53 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
hahha. thats funny
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