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a french, italian, and an american, :wacko:
wonmin
post Dec 26 2004, 10:10 PM
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you wish...
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
 
lovescream
post Dec 26 2004, 11:17 PM
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define our lives for us.
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Oh. Oh. That must've been a good one..
 
shattered_glass
post Dec 27 2004, 12:05 AM
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d O r k
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^ Lol, you're right. It must have been . . . mm . .XD
 
xSqueekyMexicanx
post Dec 27 2004, 02:13 PM
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::i love jesus ramirez::
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thats not funny stubborn.gif
 
LiLaZnGirL122
post Dec 28 2004, 04:42 AM
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LiLaZnGurL
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jus made me smile hahah _smile.gif
 
Flip-o-Matic
post Dec 28 2004, 04:46 AM
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what's love anyways.?
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that makes me wanna laugh, and at the same time knock out the american man...
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 04:47 PM
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hello : )
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haha that`s funny. good one =)
 
sheepy
post Dec 28 2004, 07:39 PM
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dizzy me up.
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hahha
 
SystemDamaged
post Dec 29 2004, 11:03 AM
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Lets Boogie!
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*after 4 minutes*
OHHH!! Hahaha, I get it tongue.gif
 
chaoticchrissy
post Jan 11 2005, 04:10 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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wacko.gif oh dats a long one
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 07:29 PM
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woah....lmao
 
lilxroxy
post Jan 12 2005, 03:48 AM
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because i'm worth it
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wow..
 
miss barnes
post Jan 12 2005, 11:01 PM
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RiKACHANtEL
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ohh...she had 2 of been gettin it GOOD...dayum...an all-nighter?
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 05:32 AM
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Woah..haha
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 02:40 AM
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HMPH
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 09:18 PM
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hahaha
 
xGlovex
post Jan 17 2005, 09:31 PM
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WANTED..for sexyness
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haha<-funny funny
 
*salcha*
post Jan 18 2005, 02:25 AM
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hahaa okkkk
 
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post Jan 18 2005, 06:30 AM
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whatever d00de
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lol haha
 
k_dizzle90
post Jan 18 2005, 05:24 PM
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Newbie
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yea go amerdica<------(read with afgan accent)
 
iheartjohn
post Jan 23 2005, 12:43 AM
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yerp!
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LOL. That was cute.
 
freeflow
post Jan 23 2005, 12:46 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa
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wow ! lolz
 
racoons > you
post Jan 23 2005, 11:07 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving
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not bad! lol
 
*wind&fire*
post Jan 24 2005, 10:56 PM
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sneaky sneaky...
 
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