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 Jan 10 2005, 11:28 PM
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 none of it seems real  Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889  |
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?" The nine-year old says "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?" The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike -- and my little brother can't do either of those things." |
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Jan 10 2005, 11:40 PM
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 ... that was gay did it really make you laugh? |
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Jan 11 2005, 01:42 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
hmm..........
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Jan 11 2005, 02:00 AM
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 because i'm cool like that. Group: Member Posts: 208 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,603 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Jan 10 2005, 11:40 PM) ... that was gay did it really make you laugh?  well, i thought it was cute. |
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Jan 11 2005, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE(staircase wit @ Jan 11 2005, 2:00 AM) well, i thought it was cute. yeah 
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Jan 11 2005, 06:43 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
QUOTE(staircase wit @ Jan 11 2005, 1:00 AM) well, i thought it was cute. yea...me too..it doesnt have to make u laugh |
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Jan 11 2005, 06:57 PM
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haha ..that was cute
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Jan 11 2005, 07:54 PM
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none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Jan 10 2005, 11:40 PM) ... that was gay did it really make you laugh? More like chuckle haha, I thought it was a cute joke 
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Jan 11 2005, 09:06 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
oh my gosh! that is so wrong!
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Jan 11 2005, 09:13 PM
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 The Bone Collector Group: Member Posts: 2,860 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,162 |
Haha, i laughed. I thought it was pretty funny!
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Jan 12 2005, 03:35 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
hahah. it`s pretty cute (x
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Jan 12 2005, 03:12 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Made me giggle. =]
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Jan 12 2005, 09:55 PM
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ahah cute
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Jan 12 2005, 11:37 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dats sooo cute hahaha
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Jan 14 2005, 09:33 PM
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it made me smile :-p
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Jan 14 2005, 10:48 PM
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 Kuki Nakamarua - AKA Bobby Lee Group: Member Posts: 447 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,812 |
AHAHAHAH! F-ING FUNNY!!
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Jan 15 2005, 01:48 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
its cuteeeeeeeee
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Jan 15 2005, 04:05 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Made me chuckle :)
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