ideal suicide note. Options

[Saeglopur]

You,

Okay. Why the hell did you pick up this piece of paper?! In fact, why the hell are you reading this? You have to be so nosy, don't you? Well, let's see, Mister Nosypants! Open the closet on your right and you'll find that I am in there.

I'm hiding. (Why, you scared I might scare you? Open it, stupid!)

Boo! Hahaha, look, it's my dead body. So, is it pale yet?

Okay okay, so.. why the hell did you open the closet again? Do you freaking listen to a dead woman? What the hell is wrong with you? First, you're nosy, now you're effing following a dead woman's orders. You freaking idiot! Next thing I know, you're going to turn yourself into a crazy psycho who killed themself. Shut up, I didn't kill myself intentionally because I'm a crazy psycho! If I were you, I would already kill myself. In fact, right now... I would kill you.. only if I were alive.. which apparently, I'm not anymore because you see my dead body on your right and I'm like... writing this hours before then.

You're enjoying this letter, aren't you? Yeah. Who said that suicide notes are supposed to be depressing? Death's a beautiful thing. Don't you agree? Hey, at least.. the end of the world ended for you and you have no worries except on the subject of where the hell are you going after. And you know what might be a good thing at wherever I'm going? There's probably free ice cream or like free strawberries.. or better yet free hotpockets.

Yeah, aren't you jealous now? It's just not free hotpockets or like strawberries but coke and pepsi are free too! Ha, in your face.. plus taking drugs won't be so bad because they aren't illegal and plus, you're dead.. so what's the worse it can do to you?

You can do illegal things in the afterlife! Holy crap, who wants to stay in your pathetic little caged world when you can deal drugs here without getting arrested because we're free!

Why don't you come and join me? Well, if you don't.. can you please bury me? It got lonely in the closet.. and I don't do well with loneliness.

So, if you bury me in the ground, I'll probably make little wormy friends!

Thanks in advance!

- Kim

[*Azarel*]

"You're so much better off without me. Forget I ever existed."

[Skyline Drive]

To Whom It May Concern,

The world consumed me whole. All I ever knew was killing me inside.
The pressures of daily living was too much to take in.
This wasn't the best way to end it, I know.
I gave up, I locked myself up only to drown in my misery.
I want to thank my parents for always wanting the best for me.
I'm sorry I became hopeless.. I'm sorry I couldn't be your perfect daughter.
I realize alot of people have it worse, BUT this is something I can no longer contain.
I tried.. I really did.

I love you..

P.S. - Don't let my death consume you.. live as if I were still living only this time I won't be suffering.

Left by the girl who said what she meant.
forever and always.. Lilly.

.. that's what I would write.

[Just_Dream]

Dear Reader,

I'll be long gone by now and I probably won't come back. I'll be dead--yes, DEAD. My life is over, and I'm so thankful that I've finally gotten the courage to take the final step and end all of this nonsense. I didn't deserve to live, that's why things are the way they are; I wasn't meant to survive in a world that made me feel inferior... I can't believe it too me almost 17 years to realize that.

I have something to confess, something that's been plaguing my mind for the longest time and I just couldn't take it anymore. I want to apologize for everything. I'm sorry--I'm sorry I couldn't be perfect; I'm sorry I couldn't be there when people need me; I'm sorry I wasn't born flawless and a saint; and I'm sorry for ever intruding in on anyone's life.

Why should it matter whether I live or not? Why did I have to live in the harsh cruel world that reality was? I was selfish, I wanted things my way and yet, nothing went the way I expected it to. Maybe I wasn't meant to live in a world where nothing was ever enough. I had no where to go, no where to hide... I had no sanctuary.

The only thing I could do was end all of this myself. And so, as I write this, I'm secretly planning in my head how to end all of this. First, I overloaded myself with alcohol. And then, I got a giant tub of gasoline and put it under the edge of my roof. And lastly, I tied a rope to one corner of the roof and the other end around my neck. It was long enough for me to dangle in the air one foot above the ground. I lighted a tiny torch and held it in my mouth right before I jumped off the roof and dangled above the tub of gasoline. My feet punged into the tub and dangled about half a foot above the bottom of the tub. I let go of the torch in my mouth and the gasoline burned. My feet burned.. my body burned... everything.. My corpse consists of a pile of ashes, floating on the pool of gasoline that was lighted on fire.

And that's how I left.. how I left the world in which I did not belong in.

-Christina

[pAtRiCk_sTar]

To Whoever is reading this:

Gee, if you know me WELL ENOUGH you could've stopped me from doing this! Well...not really, it's my choice, I can't take this lame excuse for a world. Who's gonna notice I'm gone anyway?

-(my name)

[royalfreshness]

Dear whoever picks this up,
At this very moment, the moment you read this very letter, I will no longer be alive. At least not on earth. But at least you'll know this:
Mom & Dad (and my family)- I love you all, you are not horrible parents, I didn't kill myself in result of bad parenting but by something far from that. Family is so important I hope you have wonderful lives. And Lil bro, DO NOT FOLLOW MY FOOT STEPS. If you truly loved me as a sister you do as I have advised, you dont want to hurt yourself. No i did kill myself because I didnt like you. I Love you.
Best Friends: Yems & Maeron- I LOVE you two to death, so forget about me and move on with your lives.
To the obession that I carried for 3 years: Mike A.- You will never understand the feelings I carried for you, I mean.. who were the first boy that I felt actually like me back. Before I was picked on but you were nice to me, I sorry for that stupid games I ran on you. I think I could have fallen horribly in love withy you.
And to all my friends that I have made for the past couple of years in High school and I talk to EVERYDAY: Thank you for being there so I can talk to you. Thank you for listening to me and helping me with advice.

The main reason I did this is because... there was too much pressure. I felt dumb and was put down more than I could count. I have been emotionally scarred since 2nd grade and I could never recover. Thank you all for being there, at least you tried to help me.
Much love.
-Hannah

[xburnoutx00]

To the unfortunate soul who finds my body--
I want to let you all know that it was great while it lasted. I didn't want to be here anymore. I cry myself to sleep at night. I smile until it hurts. I want everyone to be happy. And maybe, when I'm gone... you can finally live the way I'd like you to. I love my friends to death, this is for you.

You are my blade, and this is the pain. and for that...I want out.
See you soon,
Christiana

[anlaidksnclkasdc...]

Dear Sister,

your the reason why i want to die, and leave this life, you make me hurt all the time, your always telling me rude comments, and everytime i say something you disrespect me, so i want this everlasting problem to end, to end it i must cut out my life. Everytime after we fight i lock myself in the computer room and think of suiside, one time i took a knife with me but i didn't have the guts, maybe i'll do it next time... and best of all there will be not as many problems in th e house.

Mom i'm sorry for hurting you like this, but i must do this to end the problem. I want to know, i love you so much, and even though i never wore the ugly clothes you bought me, just thought you cared about me makes me feel good, so thank you.

As of to my family i am sorry...


- bella

i feel this way, but i don't feel i am going to kill myself cause of my stupid sister.

[*islandgirl4eva*]

To those who read this...

I lived my life the best I could.

Made the most out of my experiences. The delicious pain and the scrumptious pleasure you gave me. I shall always cherish it.

I'm gone now, but don't be sad. I'm happy now. I made my last moments happy ones...

I GOT LAID! HELL YEAH! My skin shall forever burn with the feverish pitch it did then.

Much love,
Naomi

[RandomHero]

Whoever finds this,
I have made this choice on my own even though it was your fault. I've been ignored, hurt, torn apart & tossed around like you're own voodoo doll. Now I finally have some control. Control on my own life, which I decided to take. I hope you have the time of your life. Thanks for ruining mine.
Alicia

[pinayprincess]

ahhh!!!! i hate suicide notes!! but if i had a ideal one it would be like

dear world,

alla you f*kers are always messing with me, thats why im gone...

f*k outta here

i guess thats my kind haha