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| *krnxswat* |
 Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
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Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to
the bathroom, stepped up to the toilet and started to piss... Just then Jessie Jackson walked in, went to the toilet next to Clinton and started to pee next to him.. Clinton looks down and says "Geez, Jessie, how the heck did you get such a big cock?" Jessie said "Easy, every time Im about to have sex, I slap my d**k three times as hard as i can". When Clinton went home, he saw Hillary sleeping naked. Bill felt the urge, so he undress himself and slaped his d**k three times hard as he can. At that time, Hillery hears the slaping sound and says "Is that you Jessie?" |
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Jan 8 2005, 04:48 PM
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HAAHAHAHAHA your lovely jokes made my day :)
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Jan 8 2005, 09:54 PM
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lol...i thought it should be the other way around...bill cheated on hilary
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Jan 8 2005, 10:47 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
LOL! Funny funny.
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Jan 8 2005, 10:50 PM
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OMGSH haha! I would of never guessed that ending.
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Jan 8 2005, 10:56 PM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
hahahhahahahahah :P
(pssst it's jesse, not jessie :P) |
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Jan 8 2005, 11:30 PM
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-edit
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Jan 8 2005, 11:38 PM
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AHAHHA.. funny shit.. very funny..nice one..
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Jan 9 2005, 02:10 PM
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haha your two jokes have been the funniest jokes i've heard today
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Jan 9 2005, 08:04 PM
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hahaha lol i agree with Shortiiex
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Jan 9 2005, 08:40 PM
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lmao..too funny...thats hella funny
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Jan 9 2005, 08:43 PM
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lmao :D
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Jan 10 2005, 07:13 PM
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lmao!!!!
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Jan 10 2005, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE(1--GIRL @ Jan 8 2005, 4:48 PM) HAAHAHAHAHA your lovely jokes made my day :)  yehh...lmao....halarious!!
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