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Asian Breasts |
| *krnxswat* |
Jan 8 2005, 04:34 PM
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A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast." "Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound." The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies. "No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!" |
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krnxswat Asian Breasts Jan 8 2005, 04:34 PM
IamRad hahaha thats funny..go south africa hehe =P Jan 8 2005, 04:39 PM
azn_r4pf4n LOL! Jan 8 2005, 09:15 PM
sheepy ahaha how nice. Jan 8 2005, 09:25 PM
Shortiiex i found that a little offensive but that was funny Jan 8 2005, 09:47 PM
electric shock lmao. Jan 8 2005, 09:54 PM
Mireh lol. ouch xP Jan 8 2005, 10:17 PM
Kathleen Funny, but too true. Jan 8 2005, 10:18 PM
xMyStIcShAd0wSx QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jan 8 2005, 10:18 PM) Fu... Jan 6 2007, 01:04 AM
i heart john Haha that made my day. Jan 8 2005, 10:27 PM
barelyy_coherent Haha. That's hilarious. Jan 8 2005, 10:35 PM
Skyline Drive aw L O L ! Jan 8 2005, 10:37 PM
sammi rules you oh well, white girls are second..all good :)
haha... Jan 8 2005, 10:59 PM
krnxswat Oh. I like asian breats, by the way. Just found th... Jan 8 2005, 11:29 PM
wind&fire hahahaha....
*looks down*
:cries: Jan 9 2005, 02:16 AM
tofuburger a little offensive...but was funny...cuz it's ... Jan 9 2005, 02:18 AM
roberts_pink_drums hahahaha lol that was funny Jan 9 2005, 05:27 PM
tainted_angel ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians. Jan 9 2005, 05:32 PM
krnxswat QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jan 9 2005, 5:32 PM)ROF... Jan 9 2005, 06:04 PM
wind&fire QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 10 2005, 9:04 AM)"S... Jan 10 2005, 03:44 AM
hiromi XD Haha! So True (normally)
(btw tainted_angel... Jan 9 2005, 05:36 PM
pinayprincess QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 8 2005, 4:34 PM)A group ... Jan 9 2005, 06:56 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY HAHA mean yet funny Jan 9 2005, 07:55 PM
FLIPxADDICTION that's sad Jan 10 2005, 02:52 AM
islandgirl4eva OMFG! That's hilarious! Ouch...now my ... Jan 10 2005, 03:54 AM
toyo loco hahahaaha but sad in a way Jan 10 2005, 02:53 PM
__Nessa lmao Jan 10 2005, 07:06 PM
shawty_redd funny but sorta offensive Jan 12 2005, 01:16 AM
jooleeah Aw, mean, but funny. Jan 12 2005, 08:21 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 hahhaah im so offended but so true so true haha Jan 12 2005, 11:42 PM
you suck lmao!!!!!!!!!... Jan 14 2005, 06:23 PM
D4rkf4m3 lol pretty fun....
<---- is asian and likes as... Jan 14 2005, 09:50 PM
literemix24 lol.. wow thatsz hilariousz. buh also a lito eh.. Feb 20 2005, 02:09 PM
xbr0kensmil3 lmfao! Feb 20 2005, 02:16 PM
pink_tootsie LMAO!! Feb 20 2005, 03:28 PM
archana haha. caught me surprised. =) Feb 20 2005, 09:20 PM
MiLKDUD_DOKiE =( that'sz offensive -___- i mean i dunt think... Feb 20 2005, 11:03 PM
yee LOL thats funny but wrong. ^ and yes not all are f... Feb 22 2005, 06:17 AM
the_crox *gasp* well... that was sad. Feb 22 2005, 06:47 AM
Animelover113 LMAO! hahaha! that was mean, but totally f... Feb 22 2005, 11:45 AM
videogamsta lmao its mean but its hillarous Feb 22 2005, 02:32 PM
Oranite lol... though not all asian girls of small breasts... Feb 23 2005, 04:44 PM
danishcookiez loll! Feb 25 2005, 12:18 AM
AznKutie Lol! Funny stuff. Feb 25 2005, 02:05 AM
Zer_Wil_De_Mach oh man thats funny lol weeee Feb 25 2005, 07:54 PM
ktikrtu Why are so many racist posts on this board? Mar 3 2005, 08:48 PM
cHuNsAbAbIe012 thats sad, offensive, n racist. but it is so true.... Mar 3 2005, 08:59 PM
JustaMomentPlease why breasts? haha Mar 4 2005, 08:53 PM
bab3egurl8o5 haha how funny Mar 9 2005, 09:05 PM
StanleyThePanda RE: Asian Breasts Mar 10 2005, 03:05 PM
xd0rkette ROFL. Mar 10 2005, 06:49 PM
xBeBeKissezx lol Mar 10 2005, 07:00 PM
Frankie aww! funny and mean! but true! Mar 10 2005, 07:13 PM
Angel_Cece hmm kinda offensive no? but ok it's better tha... Mar 10 2005, 07:24 PM
blowpops69 OMG thats terrrible! haha Mar 10 2005, 07:29 PM
nevernothere That's so funny.... and so true. Mar 10 2005, 07:30 PM
ldyxluvable LMFAO! i also find it offending Dec 31 2006, 01:47 AM
APPLEjuicex actually..studies have shown that asian women are ... Dec 31 2006, 01:52 AM
_tiara HAHA. you've got to admit it's funny!
... Jan 6 2007, 09:13 AM
doubleaxel1951 HAHA. funny. i'm only half asian ;) Jan 6 2007, 01:46 PM
yrrnotelekktric RE: Asian Breasts Jan 7 2007, 08:01 PM
Jeng LOL. What? That was funny. Us Asians -.- Jan 7 2007, 08:08 PM![]() ![]() |