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Asian Breasts
*krnxswat*
post Jan 8 2005, 04:34 PM
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A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:39 PM
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hahaha thats funny..go south africa hehe =P
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 09:15 PM
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LOL!
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 09:25 PM
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ahaha how nice.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 09:47 PM
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i found that a little offensive but that was funny
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 09:54 PM
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lmao.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:17 PM
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lol. ouch xP
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:18 PM
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Funny, but too true. pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:27 PM
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Haha that made my day. laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:35 PM
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Haha. biggrin.gif That's hilarious.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:37 PM
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aw L O L !
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:59 PM
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oh well, white girls are second..all good :)

haha that was funny..
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 11:29 PM
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Oh. I like asian breats, by the way. Just found the joke funny.
 
*wind&fire*
post Jan 9 2005, 02:16 AM
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hahahaha....

*looks down*

:cries:
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 02:18 AM
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a little offensive...but was funny...cuz it's true...wait...now it's just sad...
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 05:27 PM
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hahahaha lol that was funny
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 05:32 PM
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ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians.
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 05:36 PM
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XD Haha! So True (normally)
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post Jan 9 2005, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jan 9 2005, 5:32 PM)
ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians.
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"Some"!?!?
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 8 2005, 4:34 PM)
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
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thats soo mean!!! _dry.gif yet funny... biggrin.gif
 
xTINAA
post Jan 9 2005, 07:55 PM
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hello : )
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HAHA mean yet funny
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 02:52 AM
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that's sad tongue.gif
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 10 2005, 9:04 AM)
"Some"!?!?
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someone is intrigued...
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 03:54 AM
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OMFG! That's hilarious! Ouch...now my sides hurt...
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 02:53 PM
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hahahaaha but sad in a way
 
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