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Bedroom Football
*krnxswat*
post Jan 8 2005, 04:32 PM
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A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the

morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed.

He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10

minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in the

bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides,"
 
1--GIRL
post Jan 8 2005, 04:41 PM
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HAHAHA
 
INSOMNIA
post Jan 8 2005, 04:44 PM
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GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF
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lol, isn't this the 5th joke in a row in the humor section.
 
*wind&fire*
post Jan 8 2005, 07:23 PM
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hahaha! ewww....
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 08:17 PM
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rofl.
 
toodlepops.
post Jan 8 2005, 08:18 PM
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boo
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lol. pretty disgusting, tho.
 
swtchangel
post Feb 9 2005, 11:18 PM
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KUH - rasy .
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roflmfaooo hahah hilarious laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 05:44 PM
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hahaha, that's very hilarouis. i love the shit story =]
 
DanielleMaria05
post Feb 10 2005, 06:58 PM
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Class of 2005!!!
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EWWW.. so nasty, yet soo funny!
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 07:00 PM
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I love you more than sex appeal.
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haha...so funny
 
someflipguy
post Feb 11 2005, 01:16 PM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan"
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OMG i am cracking up...
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 01:27 AM
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i don't get it
 
freeflow
post Feb 12 2005, 01:44 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa
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hahahah kinda gross
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 01:45 AM
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baker o.O
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very owned haha
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 01:47 AM
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eww thats nasty. LMAO
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 01:39 AM
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hahahah that one made me laugh out loud
 
d0rkbaby
post Feb 16 2005, 01:53 AM
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i'm a d0rk =)
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pretty disgutsing but lmao =P
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 05:10 AM
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boo
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my secong time reading, but it's still funny.
 
misoshiru
post Feb 16 2005, 06:50 AM
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hahahahahhahh...that's sick
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 09:33 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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sick ..yet funny :P lmao
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM
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whatever d00de
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lmao very funny
 
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post Feb 17 2005, 11:24 PM
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HAHAHAHA
 
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post Feb 18 2005, 04:46 AM
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ewww that was kinda disgusting.
 
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