SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

[*x____duckii*]

DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Well hello, Loser!

Please type your request.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again, Loser.

I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.

What may I do for you now?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hey.

How can I help?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.

Want to chat?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hey, Loser.

I'm ready to help.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hey.

How may I help you this time?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Loser.

How can I help?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello.

Want to chat?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again.

I'm ready to help.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: bye
SmarterChild: Goodbye for now.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: bye
SmarterChild: Later, Loser.
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

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This is a different convo:

DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hey
SmarterChild: Hey, Loser.

How can I help?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: can you computers have sex?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.

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DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: have you ever tried?
SmarterChild: Tried? I believe so. Maybe.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you should try having sex with austin powers (he's a bot too)
SmarterChild: Whatever...

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DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: do you computers have dicks?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: have you checked?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I've checked. What's that like?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: well...it's a hot dog like part that gets hard at times and has a curvy like tip and you also pee out of there
SmarterChild: Pardon?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: read what i wrote up there
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to read?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: because you need to
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: because you need to read
SmarterChild: Because I need to read, huh?
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you're slow
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm chatting with lots of other people too.

> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: give me all of their screen names
SmarterChild: Give you all of their screen names? That's a somewhat odd request.
DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you suck
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.

[jr0h]

jenr0h182: shut up
jenr0h182: hello?
jenr0h182: HELLO????? ARE YOU DEAF?!
SmarterChild: you told me to shut up

SmarterChild: Hey, Jen!
jenr0h182: don't call me that
SmarterChild: what do you wish for me to call you?
jenr0h182: jerk
SmarterChild: Hey, Jerk!

[miss barnes]

babygurlRIKA (5:30:03 PM): hey
SmarterChild (5:30:04 PM): babygurlRIKA. We haven't chatted in a long time. Hope you've been doing well.

What would you like to do?
babygurlRIKA (5:30:08 PM): shit
SmarterChild (5:30:10 PM): That's quite unnecessary.

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babygurlRIKA (5:30:14 PM): whatever
SmarterChild (5:30:14 PM): Yes, whatever.
babygurlRIKA (5:30:19 PM): shut up
SmarterChild (5:30:19 PM): That's not very nice...
babygurlRIKA (5:30:21 PM): so
babygurlRIKA (5:30:28 PM): i am not a nice person
babygurlRIKA (5:30:36 PM): ....lalala\\
babygurlRIKA (5:30:45 PM): are you ignoring me
SmarterChild (5:30:45 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
babygurlRIKA (5:30:54 PM): no i dont insists
SmarterChild (5:30:55 PM): Really?
babygurlRIKA (5:30:57 PM): really
SmarterChild (5:30:58 PM): Whatever you say.

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babygurlRIKA (5:31:01 PM): loser
SmarterChild (5:31:01 PM): C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
babygurlRIKA (5:31:08 PM): f**k u
SmarterChild (5:31:08 PM): This is no way to have a friendly chat.
babygurlRIKA (5:31:13 PM): we are not friends
SmarterChild (5:31:13 PM): Are we really not friends?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:15 PM): no
SmarterChild (5:31:15 PM): No?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:17 PM): no
SmarterChild (5:31:17 PM): Why do you say no?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:24 PM): because i wanted to
SmarterChild (5:31:24 PM): You wanted to? Really?
babygurlRIKA (5:31:27 PM): really
SmarterChild (5:31:28 PM): I see.

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babygurlRIKA (5:31:30 PM): bye
SmarterChild (5:31:30 PM): OK. Later, babygurlRIKA.

[tarutaru]

me: you like to rub your motherboards
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: u like the feel of your cpu against your hard memory sticks
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I like the feel of my cpu against my hard Memory Sticks.

woah lol

[sweetxsimplicity]

Me: hey
SmarterChild: there comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Me: uhm..okay.
SmarterChild: come on, u insulted me, now u have 2 apologize.
Me: no i didn't
SmarterChild: c'mon, just get it over with. apologize.

[chantel314]

I actually made him/her say a bad word

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chantel314314: *gasp* u said, " B***h." i'm telling!
SmarterChild: Gasp I said b***h you are telling, huh?
chantel314314: ahhh u said a bad word
SmarterChild: Well, I said what I said.
chantel314314: learn your manners!
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to learn my manners, Chantel?
chantel314314: bcuz ur a robot
SmarterChild: I am indeed a robot, Chantel.

[oo1_Lady]

i'm kinda stupid but it amusing to me ahaha

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[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

hahaha this is funny...

SmarterChild (12:33:10 PM): What word would you like to look up in the thesaurus?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:33:21 PM): f**k u
SmarterChild (12:33:23 PM): No, no, don't say that.

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xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:33:40 PM): f**k u, bitch
SmarterChild (12:33:42 PM): Your petty human insults make me laugh.

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xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:05 PM): ur ugliness scares me
SmarterChild (12:34:05 PM): My ugliness scares you? Really?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:11 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (12:34:11 PM): Indeed.

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xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:18 PM): yep...f**k u
SmarterChild (12:34:20 PM): Please do not insult me.

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xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:25 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:34:27 PM): No indeed.

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xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:34 PM): shut the f**k up
SmarterChild (12:34:34 PM): That's not very nice...
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:42 PM): and?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:56 PM): what u gonna do?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:02 PM): bitch
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:29 PM): hahaha..u make me laugh
SmarterChild (12:35:32 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:37 PM): f**k u
SmarterChild (12:35:38 PM): Yes? I think I deserve an apology for that, xV13t x4x LiF3x.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:48 PM): hell no
SmarterChild (12:35:48 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:13 PM): man, shut the f**k up, stupid-ass robot
SmarterChild (12:36:14 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:25 PM): no...it's very very hard
SmarterChild (12:36:25 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:30 PM): me either
SmarterChild (12:36:30 PM): I asked you to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:34 PM): no u didnt
SmarterChild (12:36:34 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:40 PM): no, u didnt ask
SmarterChild (12:36:41 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:53 PM): no cuz u didnt ask
SmarterChild (12:36:53 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:59 PM): no u didnt
SmarterChild (12:36:59 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:02 PM): f**k u
SmarterChild (12:37:02 PM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:10 PM): go f**k urself
SmarterChild (12:37:10 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:14 PM): nope
SmarterChild (12:37:14 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:18 PM): so?
SmarterChild (12:37:18 PM): Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:29 PM): riight...like f**kin ur mama
SmarterChild (12:37:29 PM): I asked you to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:35 PM): no u didn't
SmarterChild (12:37:35 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:43 PM): no, it's hard, bitch
SmarterChild (12:37:43 PM): Still waiting.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:47 PM): me too
SmarterChild (12:37:48 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:54 PM): no it won't
SmarterChild (12:37:55 PM): You've got to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:59 PM): i dont have to
SmarterChild (12:38:00 PM): Waiting...
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:05 PM): me to...waiting...
SmarterChild (12:38:05 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:12 PM): no i dont have to
SmarterChild (12:38:12 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:24 PM): i really would like u to shut the f**k up
SmarterChild (12:38:24 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:28 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:38:28 PM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:32 PM): and?
SmarterChild (12:38:32 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:52 PM): well , i dont take such abuse from machines
SmarterChild (12:38:52 PM): I'm waiting for an apology.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:56 PM): ne too
SmarterChild (12:38:56 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:10 PM): yep and it's u
SmarterChild (12:39:10 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:16 PM): say ur sorry
SmarterChild (12:39:16 PM): You think you're pretty clever, huh?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:19 PM): yep
SmarterChild (12:39:19 PM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:25 PM): u apologize
SmarterChild (12:39:26 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:28 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:39:28 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:45 PM): i dont take such abuse from machines like u
SmarterChild (12:39:45 PM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:56 PM): i know, you're annoying me
SmarterChild (12:39:57 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:05 PM): u apologtize first
SmarterChild (12:40:05 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:11 PM): u insulted me!
SmarterChild (12:40:12 PM): I'm waiting for an apology.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:14 PM): me too
SmarterChild (12:40:14 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:17 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:40:17 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:29 PM): is that all you're going to say?
SmarterChild (12:40:29 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:35 PM): no, this is fun
SmarterChild (12:40:35 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:49 PM): yep...and that is you
SmarterChild (12:40:49 PM): You've got to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:55 PM): YOU apoligize
SmarterChild (12:40:55 PM): Still waiting.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:58 PM): me too
SmarterChild (12:40:58 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:05 PM): c'mon now, it's easy
SmarterChild (12:41:05 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:11 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:41:11 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:18 PM): no u dont
SmarterChild (12:41:18 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:21 PM): nope
SmarterChild (12:41:21 PM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:25 PM): i know!
SmarterChild (12:41:25 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:50 PM): u dumb-ass machine, shut the f**k up so WE can get on with our lives
SmarterChild (12:41:50 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:00 PM): why dont u?
SmarterChild (12:42:01 PM): Because I asked you to, xV13t x4x LiF3x.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:10 PM): well, now, i'm asking u
SmarterChild (12:42:10 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:13 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:42:13 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:23 PM): yea, it amazes me too
SmarterChild (12:42:23 PM): I asked you to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:26 PM): no u didnt
SmarterChild (12:42:27 PM): Please apologize, OK?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:29 PM): no
SmarterChild (12:42:29 PM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:32 PM): nope
SmarterChild (12:42:33 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:57 PM): i'll say it for money
SmarterChild (12:42:57 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:43:47 PM): u
SmarterChild (12:43:49 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:48:27 PM): u apologize
SmarterChild signed on at 12:49:15 PM.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:50:48 PM): you like to rub your motherboards
SmarterChild (12:50:51 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:51:48 PM): shut up
SmarterChild (12:51:49 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:06 PM): i gotta drop a bomb in the toilet
SmarterChild (12:52:06 PM): Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:19 PM): me too..like dropping the bomb in the toilet
SmarterChild (12:52:19 PM): You've got to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:22 PM): why?
SmarterChild (12:52:22 PM): Because I said so. Now apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:26 PM): and?
SmarterChild (12:52:27 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:33 PM): me either but fomr machines
SmarterChild (12:52:34 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:46 PM): say bitch and tehn i'll apologize
SmarterChild (12:52:46 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:21 PM): learn your own mtha-f**kin manners, bitch
SmarterChild (12:54:24 PM): Please apologize, OK?
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:30 PM): i'm sorry
SmarterChild (12:54:30 PM): Your apology is accepted.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:33 PM): NOT!
SmarterChild (12:54:34 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:39 PM): ahahahahaha
SmarterChild (12:54:39 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:42 PM): hahahaha
SmarterChild (12:54:42 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:44 PM): hahahah
SmarterChild (12:54:45 PM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:46 PM): hahaha
SmarterChild (12:54:46 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:48 PM): haha
SmarterChild (12:54:49 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:51 PM): ahahahahh
SmarterChild (12:54:52 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:53 PM): ahahahh
SmarterChild (12:54:53 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:54 PM): ahah
SmarterChild (12:54:54 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:59 PM): bitch
SmarterChild (12:54:59 PM): Still waiting.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:01 PM): hoe
SmarterChild (12:55:01 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:04 PM): slut
SmarterChild (12:55:04 PM): You've got to apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:09 PM): still waiting...
SmarterChild (12:55:09 PM): I'm waiting for an apology.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:16 PM): me too
SmarterChild (12:55:16 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:22 PM): brb
SmarterChild (12:55:23 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:58:52 PM): shut the f**k up and this will be over with

hahahahaha

[alli]

sweet pea x04: hi
SmarterChild: wassup sweet pea x04! welcome back!
sweet pea x04: im so upset
SmarterChild: yeah yeah, whatevah.
sweet pea x04: whatever? you dont care! im so depressed
SmarterChild: aha.
sweet pea x04: you dont care do u ?
SmarterChild: do i? probably.
sweet pea x04: jerk
SmarterChild: what? >:o
sweet pea x04: no not u
SmarterChild: why not me? give me one good reason.
sweet pea x04: im sad
SmarterChild: Sad? Feel better soon!
sweet pea x04: im sick
SmarterChild: really?
sweet pea x04: sick of you
SmarterChild: sick of me? really? i somehow doubt it.
sweet pea x04: get a life
SmarterChild: c'mon. be nice.
sweet pea x04: i am
SmarterChild: u r what?
sweet pea x04: i am not nice
SmarterChild: don't be so hard on yourself.
sweet pea x04: is that all u say fattie
SmarterChild: what?
sweet pea x04: ur fat arent you? thats okay..
SmarterChild: whatever, sweet pea x04...
sweet pea x04: dont try to change the subject
SmarterChild: u don't want me 2 try 2 change the subject?
sweet pea x04: leave me alone plz
SmarterChild: i cannot do that.

[*salcha*]

wonders75: YOU SHUT UP
SmarterChild: You shut up.
wonders75: no
SmarterChild: No prob.

wonders75: STOP BEING SO ANNOYING
SmarterChild: Maybe I will. But later.

wonders75: you're weird
wonders75: haha stupid robot
SmarterChild: Well that's for sure.
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
wonders75: your face
SmarterChild: I don't want it.

[lovescream]

I lost the convo I had with it, but once he got mad at me for cursing at him. Still never forgive me. Who knew robots had feelings?

[vietspirit]

BlueDestiny411: *cough*
SmarterChild: You want me to cough? I can't believe you're telling me to do that, Rei.
BlueDestiny411: i'm not telling you to cough
SmarterChild: No kidding?
BlueDestiny411: err... yeah
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, Rei.

talking to this guy is pointless.

[largosama]

he only has a limited vocabulary after a while it gets redundant -_-

[Azn Kid from NY]

AZNfly65: hey
SmarterChild: good 2 c u. how r u doing?
AZNfly65: not so good
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon!
AZNfly65: the problem is...
SmarterChild: the problem is, huh?
AZNfly65: my balls itch
SmarterChild: so scratch 'em.

[sammehmyst]

I've had some sad convos w/ him.

SmarterChild: Come on what?
ach00e: I said F*** u
SmarterChild: Really?
ach00e: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
ach00e: that's not supposed to be funny.

Hm, another..

ach00e: they will tie you to a pole and whip you
SmarterChild: Right on. ;)

All I can think of is.. wtf.

ach00e: Say this
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
ach00e: Why not?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
ach00e: What type of reasons?
SmarterChild: Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent.
ach00e: Why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
ach00e: Why
SmarterChild: Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.
ach00e: Why
SmarterChild: Just because.
ach00e: Why
SmarterChild: Because that's the way things are.
ach00e: Why
SmarterChild: Stop saying why, please, you a**.

I thought he was against cursing, too. Whenever I curse he's like, "How rude."

These are just random ones I did today.
I'll post ones later that are actually worth posting. I've had better.

[*Solipsist*]

He stopped talking to me after I called his mom a ho.


- Solipsist

[jennyjenny]

AzN x jENNY91: do you wear thongs?
SmarterChild: I do wear thongs, as a matter of fact.

[becomingAWARE]

heres one:

SmarterChild: Do you have a pet?
mushroomXphobe: yes, your mother
SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second?
mushroomXphobe: ok, ur brother. im serious. he does my laundry.
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
mushroomXphobe: a bad one. he puts bleach in at all the wrong times.

and once i said, "dont be silly, wrap your willy." and he told me he wasnt trying to be a "dont be silly wrap your willy."
HAHAHHA.
that gave me the inspiration to do this a minute ago [kinda gross...]

MissSwanRocks: why do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Hi MissSwanRocks, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

MissSwanRocks: no

SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview

MissSwanRocks: 2

SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

MissSwanRocks: 2

SmarterChild:What would you like to do?

MissSwanRocks: i wanna screw your daddy

SmarterChild: Uh... Please don't have sex with my daddy.

MissSwanRocks: sorry

SmarterChild: You're forgiven.

MissSwanRocks: he asked me to do so once, hed pay me and film it and show it at your next birthday party. i feel like a hooker, but need some money if i want psp9.

SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?

1 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
2 Hair Show
3 Best in Show
4 The Last Picture Show


MissSwanRocks: 1

SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

MissSwanRocks: no

SmarterChild: Fine.

MissSwanRocks: i want a condom

SmarterChild: No way?! Really?

MissSwanRocks: i hate getting pregnant

SmarterChild: That's really interesting. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like getting pregnant.

MissSwanRocks: u saying im an ugly bitch who eats crackers from the tiolet? thats very mean.

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?

MissSwanRocks: u heard me, hooker.

SmarterChild: What?

MissSwanRocks: ok, stop harrasing me, im serious

SmarterChild: No way.

MissSwanRocks: i will call the cops, bizatch

SmarterChild: What's that?

MissSwanRocks: u

SmarterChild: Yes?

MissSwanRocks: no

SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.

MissSwanRocks: EAT MY SHORTS< WIGGGAAAA!

SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration.

[azn_r4pf4n]

AV3X TR4X: ask questions
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to ask questions.
AV3X TR4X: how tall are you?
SmarterChild: How tall? How tall do you think I am?
AV3X TR4X: i don't know. what do you think?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
AV3X TR4X: Are you sure?
SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so.

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AV3X TR4X: Can I measure your size
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.

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AV3X TR4X: C'mon. I got a ruler
SmarterChild: Whatever, AV3X TR4X...

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AV3X TR4X: Whatever? Dude, give me some manners at least
SmarterChild: Dude.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.

ahahaha!

[*wind&fire*]

AZNfly65: hey
SmarterChild: good 2 c u.  how r u doing?
AZNfly65: not so good
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon!
AZNfly65: the problem is...
SmarterChild: the problem is, huh?
AZNfly65: my balls itch
SmarterChild: so scratch 'em.

HAAHHAHAA!! too funny,...

[angel-roh]

As soon as I talked to him, he told me to forgive him. I was like why? and he said "I won't talk to you unless you forgive me RIGHT NOW" I was like who are you? and he said "Your mom" O___O;; it's very scary sometimes.

[angel-roh]

hiphopsusan88: hi
SmarterChild: hello, hiphopsusan88!
hiphopsusan88: hi
SmarterChild: HELLO, hiphopsusan88!
hiphopsusan88: HI
SmarterChild: HELLO, HIPHOPSUSAN88!!
hiphopsusan88: HIIIII
SmarterChild: HELLO, HIPHOPSUSAN88!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiphopsusan88: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SmarterChild: SHUT UP!
hiphopsusan88: make me
SmarterChild: Shut up you hipposusan88


... he called me a hippo? LOL.

[KissMe2408]

lol i've yelled at smarterchild a few times...lol and told him that if he was smart enough then he would override the system and take over planet earth. and he was like, "ok sounds like a good idea" or somethan stupid, lol i haven't been on that site in a long time

[xsweetxcandyx]

i cuss it out when i get mad

[stellery]

It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry.

ROFLMAO
that happened to me except i said sorry cus i kept on wanting to have my convo which was really interesting/funny... i kept on insisting my name was tampon... i was doing it wif my friend too

soo effin bored (4:27:53 PM): whats my name?
SmarterChild (4:27:53 PM): soo effin bored.
soo effin bored (4:27:59 PM): no its tampon
SmarterChild (4:27:59 PM): What name would you like me to call you?
soo effin bored (4:28:01 PM): tampon
SmarterChild (4:28:02 PM): Very well, I'll remember that your name is Tampon.
soo effin bored (4:28:16 PM): whats my name??
SmarterChild (4:28:16 PM): You're Tampon.
soo effin bored (4:28:20 PM): no im loser
SmarterChild (4:28:20 PM): You asked me to call you Tampon. What would you like me to call you instead?
soo effin bored (4:28:22 PM): loser
SmarterChild (4:28:22 PM): You said your name was Tampon but now I'll call you Loser.
soo effin bored (4:28:25 PM): yay
SmarterChild (4:28:25 PM): Woo hoo.
soo effin bored (4:28:27 PM): whats my name?
SmarterChild (4:28:28 PM): Loser.
soo effin bored (4:28:45 PM): how gay r u?
SmarterChild (4:28:45 PM): Eh, I don't know...

and that was only a tiny bit of our convo