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Boy's bathrooms and pubic hair
madpimp
post Jan 6 2005, 06:44 AM
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As dirty as I've seen girls bathrooms get, with long hairs all over the ground and makeup caked to the sink, I will never understand this male phoenomenon:

How do you guys get pubic hair in all the areas around the toilet? Only in a boy's bathroom have I ever seen pubic hair in the crevice in between the waterbowl and the back.

It's strange! I tell you.

Also, though you have been peeing all your life, it seems as if some guys tend to miss the damn toilet. Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity?

Please answer my questions. I anxiously await your replies.
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 08:48 PM
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Thats a little nasty. No wait, its really nasty.
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 08:51 PM
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I/none of the other boys at my school ever get pubes in the crevice of the toilet bowl. i don't know where you go to school at but the people their are just not clean! pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 6 2005, 6:44 AM)
As dirty as I've seen girls bathrooms get, with long hairs all over the ground and makeup caked to the sink, I will never understand this male phoenomenon:

How do you guys get pubic hair in all the areas around the toilet?  Only in a boy's bathroom have I ever seen pubic hair in the crevice in between the waterbowl and the back.

It's strange! I tell you.

Also, though you have been peeing all your life, it seems as if some guys tend to miss the damn toilet.  Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity?

Please answer my questions.  I anxiously await your replies.
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Sometimes the pubic hairs are very loose in our pants, because of all the scratching, touching, you name it. Therefore, when we pull down our pants and our schlongs, some of the loose hairs tend to fall out.

Why do we miss? Sometimes the urine comes out really hard or fast, and we're unable to control it. Takes a few seconds before we are able control and aim; however, another issue might be that, sometimes the urine comes out in two opposite directions, believe it or not. So if you try to aim one, the other will go out, and vice versa.

Hope that was somewhat able to answer your question, mad.gif pimp.
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 08:58 PM
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good explaination..
i couldnt have put it any other way...

and some kids just feel like badasses and piss everywhere for the hell of it.
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 10:23 PM
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Why were you ever in a boys' bathroom? blink.gif
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 11:57 PM
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Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity?

sorry guys. i think that is just plain stupidity hahah jk
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 12:02 AM
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Somtimes, I pee in the dark. So I use urine as sonar to look for the toilet.
That's why it gets messy.

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post Jan 7 2005, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 6 2005, 5:56 PM)
another issue might be that, sometimes the urine comes out in two opposite directions, believe it or not. So if you try to aim one, the other will go out, and vice versa.

Hope that was somewhat able to answer your question,  mad.gif pimp.
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post Jan 7 2005, 04:16 AM
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Indeed. This topic has been very enlightening.

I meant boy's apartments, sorry, I forget that a lot of you guys are still in high school. I go to college and for the most part college boys bathrooms are really disgusting. In all honesty I can only think of two boy's bathrooms I've been in who do not have pubic hair all over the place.

And if I hang out at their house I usually end up using the bathroom. Small bladder and all.



So this two direction thing, my roommate's boyfriend was telling me about it. He said once he even got 3 streams going. What is the most number of streams that you have had at one time?
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 05:55 AM
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err.. u've been in the boys toilet?

edit.// okay. boy's apartment then. how do u kno it's public hair?? lol. have u like.. smelt it or smth? i think it's their cats/dogs/ wtever. or had they had a haircut recently?
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 06:39 AM
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Unless you haven't noticed, pubic hair looks a lot different than the hair on your head. Though it does bare a striking resemblance to armpit hair, chest hair and occasionally back hair, I'm assuming that the hair I see is pubic hair because that is the hair that is in the closest proximity and has the most access to the back of the toilet seat
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 06:41 AM
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Oh, and bad_girl, incidentally, it's spelled PUBIC, not PUBLIC. If your pubic hair was public hair you'd have some problems with cops.
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 09:13 AM
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when they're jerking off (and walking around, explaining the "everywhere"-ness it is in) the hair gets caught in their watches...and them being lazy and always wanting to represent rip out the hair from their watches and chuck them randomnly....

yawn* sorry its late here
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 04:28 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 7 2005, 6:41 AM)
Oh, and bad_girl, incidentally, it's spelled PUBIC, not PUBLIC.  If your pubic hair was public hair you'd have some problems with cops.
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Haha. biggrin.gif
I like you.

Oh, and mad.gif pimp, the most I ever got was two, to answer your question. I want to see how many I can get though. Possibly put my finger and separate the urine as it's coming out?

I keed I keed.
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 05:49 PM
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i pee on the ground to mark my territory =P
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 05:57 PM
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hahahahahahha seon ho

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post Jan 7 2005, 06:21 PM
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pubic hair far off for guy all the time...i dont know y, kinna like ur hair....Ooo u want to see mine?
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 6 2005, 6:44 AM)
As dirty as I've seen girls bathrooms get, with long hairs all over the ground and makeup caked to the sink, I will never understand this male phoenomenon:

How do you guys get pubic hair in all the areas around the toilet?  Only in a boy's bathroom have I ever seen pubic hair in the crevice in between the waterbowl and the back.

It's strange! I tell you.

Also, though you have been peeing all your life, it seems as if some guys tend to miss the damn toilet.  Is this a coordination issue, laziness or just plain stupidity?

Please answer my questions.  I anxiously await your replies.
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us men have to mark out territory some how. _unsure.gif
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 04:33 PM
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you must think a lot, heh?
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 06:22 PM
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guy restroom at school are gay
there no door to the toilet
there poo everywhere, so as pee


i went to girl restroom once, woah it like heaven , so clean.
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 09:58 PM
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People tend to shed?
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 10:56 PM
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lol. maybe guys liek to pluck there pubic hair and just leave them on the toilet. ouch that gotta hurt blink.gif pinch.gif
 
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post Feb 15 2005, 11:36 PM
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well since seon ho has answered your first question, i'll answer the second.

The most i've had is 2, i believe. Three would be rare.

The male body, a strange and mysterious place.
 
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post Feb 15 2005, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jan 7 2005, 4:23 PM)
Why were you ever in a boys' bathroom? blink.gif
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