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 Jan 5 2005, 11:26 PM
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 you wish...  Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273  |
A guy and a gal meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" "I didn't feel a thing!" |
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Jan 5 2005, 11:40 PM
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ha ha
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Jan 6 2005, 12:22 AM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
HAHA good one =)
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Jan 6 2005, 01:42 AM
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hahahahahaha!
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Jan 6 2005, 10:01 AM
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Haha...I get it.
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Jan 6 2005, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(xtremeliquid @ Jan 6 2005, 10:01 AM) Haha...I get it.  Not me. So, what if she doesn't feel a thing? Does that mean they didn't do it or something? |
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Jan 8 2005, 08:20 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
lol. thats pretty good.
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Jan 8 2005, 08:30 PM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
 I dont get it. Am I that slow?
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Jan 8 2005, 09:56 PM
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i heard this joke before...
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Jan 8 2005, 10:55 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Eep. BURN! Hehe.
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Jan 9 2005, 02:03 AM
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you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
you know how dentists always says.. you wont feel a thing? before they do their stuff...
well the woman didnt feet a thing in bed. |
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Jan 10 2005, 03:00 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hhahahha
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Jan 10 2005, 09:56 PM
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lol
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Jan 10 2005, 09:57 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
there's another dentist joke too.
it's really a trick on the mind. wonder if i can find it. |
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Jan 15 2005, 06:05 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
haha good one
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Jan 16 2005, 03:39 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
ROFL. Unexpected on my part.
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Jan 16 2005, 08:53 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol ooooooohhhhh!! what a diss! lol nice
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Jan 16 2005, 10:18 PM
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HAHAHHAHAHA dats so meannn
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Jan 17 2005, 05:06 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
"I didn't feel a thing" Lmfao.
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Feb 2 2005, 06:25 PM
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dirrttyyy dirrrtttyyy joke
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Feb 4 2005, 06:33 PM
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Dirty. :( |
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Feb 5 2005, 12:47 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
They make love... why is that there? You don't make love in a dentist room.
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Feb 6 2005, 10:21 PM
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^ Dude, it's a joke.
Lol, that sucker. |
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Feb 7 2005, 09:05 PM
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lol funny stuff
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Feb 8 2005, 03:00 AM
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lol
  ohhxohh
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