ideal suicide note. Options

[Yemmerz]

If you were to kill yourself what would you write?

Dear World,

I blame no one for my choice to leave the world, I just can't keep up. My family, love, social, and educational life are all falling apart. It's too much..

Um...Suzy and Kelly [fake name for sisters] may split my bank account cash.
Hillary and Molly [fake name for best girl friends] may have everything I own, including items I have locked up.

I'll see you later...

[lovescream]

Dear life,
You've made a mistake to create a life for me.
It's been great having my life, but I must go.
This world has been keeping me from crying, and doing everything I wanted.
Now I'll give what I believe everybody wants.
death for myself. i do nothing but make things worse.
goodbye. . .
i hope to never see anyone again.

[ApocalypseAelis]

To Whom It May Concern:

I was born, and now I die. Farewell.

Sincerely yours,
Aelis

[inthemudhole]

Dear reader of this note;

I don't exactly know what to say.
I mean, there isn't much to say, now is there?
'Cause I'm gone.
Thank you, World for being such a bitch to me.
I don't regret my choice in the least.

Thank you for giving me such a shitty life.

Bye.

-Brie.

[*stephinika*]

to whom it may concern,

yes, i've ended it. it was my choice so don't blame yourself. unless you were the one who made my life hell.
anyways, sorry to those who truly loved me. i did appreciate it.
please give my belongings to whom i wish them to belong to after me.

to the following people: i loved you. i always will.
mark
adrian
john
marcela
kaitlyn


sincerely,
me.

[smthngcrprategrl...]

to whomever reads this:

we live, we breathe, we suffer, we die and if we're lucky something good may happen to us. but i am not so lucky. i lived, i took a few breaths, i suffered, and now i can die.

[sporadic]

Dear Loved Ones All Around,

I'm tired of hearing you whine. Now you have a bigger problem. I hope my corpse doesn't give you nightmares. I hope you don't forget about me in a week. I hope you live a happy life and remember that I lost that chance. I hope you stop thinking about yourself for one moment to consider the fact that I'm dead now. Forget about your little problems. My voice wasn't heard in life, and now it's heard in death.

Toodles,
Liz

[RiddleMeWonders]

Dear Few Who Will Come to Read This Note:

I've contemplated doing what I've done for a long time. Finally I have done it. And I will tell you why. It's because of those damn teletubbies, and the WIGGLES. I could not stand another damn day being subjected to this. And I asked it to stop. I wrote letters, emails. I made phonecalls. And did it go away? NO It most certainly did not. Being a three year old, I felt it was my right to chose what we watch in Daycare. In the words of Patrick Henry, Give me liberty or give me death. You obviously have forced me to chose the latter.
Damn you Disney.

The Innocent,
Linsee, 3yrold., Deceased.

Ps. Tell Marta to leave my sippy cup alone!

[pbear]

To whoever cares enough to read this:

I'm glad you didn't notice how broken I was. You only would have tried to help me. I already knew I was beyond help. But I also knew that if I ended it, nothing would hurt anymore.
Mom, Dad, JieJie, I love you.
Deign, maybe now you'll finally see me. I already lost you. Maybe now you'll know what it feels like.

Linda

[angel-roh]

I loved you so much, Steven...
but now it's my time to leave this world. I wish for more to protect you, but all I can do was cry with pain every day and night. I wished that I talked to you face to face, but it never worked. The pain inside helds me very tight that I wish I let it go before I die, but it will never work because so much pain gains in me. So I die by your side.

Love, Susan

[krispy_kreme333]

to the people that cared-
well im going 2 make this short and say that i was not happy in this world and im sure u would have noticed but no one tried to stop me so thanks alot for helping me die. i love u all (u no who u are) and ill see u when its ur time
never forget,
kristin

[xtransatlanticis...]

to you-

people will talk. they'll talk about that girl in their class that killed herself over the weekend. and they'll all talk about how i mentioned your name, daniel.



love to everyone.

[Heathasm]

to my family

i couldnt say too much, i dont want to leave you with guilt, but what about the truth-what about love? they all contradict each other. to me this is only bittersweet. i can only hope that god will forgive me, and send me to a better place. i failed myself in life, and im sorry for being so selfish, like i always was

[TrustU2HurtMe]

The bitter note:
Mom, my blood is spilt in every room I spent hours cleaning. You f*cking turn.
Dad, there isn't a bottle left of beer. I emptied them all and cut myself with every bottle. Enjoy your next drink.

The bloody note:
*written in blood on the wall above my rotting corpse*
This is a cry for help.

[whomps]

It's all your f**king fault Leon, f**king enjoy.

--

Haha, I already made my will. Got the idea of it in the 5th or 6th grade.

[*Solipsist*]

To whom it may concern,

I have a spare bottle of bleach in my other pocket. If you want, you can come with.

Sincerely,
Solipsist

[sikdragon]

NO let's pretend we're taking it seriously.....


To whom it may concern,
f**k you and your stupid little dog too, I've had enough, so much for your little world of love. Im so f**king tired, i wanna get some rest. God, if this was a test i failed. courtney, you wanted to make my world a living hell, well you're gonna enjoy meeting me in the dead one. You all gave up on me, so i give up on you. You cut to the core of me and so will i. I've kept so many secrets during my life.. i stole the father's bentley. I found the altar boy's body inside. I watched uncle bernie molest my little brother.. i hate him. I saw the dark side of your witch craft.. I watched the pornos i found in the liqour cabinet.. I killed scruffy your other stupid dog months ago. I threw his body in the crawl space. You treated him better than you ever treated me. you took my life not me. Your dog cut me. You all watched me bleed. It's your fault not mine. You sharpened the blade. Now as i finish this letter, you'll know how ostrecision can make you insane.
f**k you and your world.

[Mireh]

To whomever gets this,

People say suicide is the loser's way out.

Unfortunatly, I am a loser.

I want all my possessions to be buried with me. And if I see any of you take my stuff from down there, i will hope that you will join me very soon. You greedy scumbags.

Good bye cruel world. You all can kiss my ass.

[ichiban]

hello,

im now gone. thank you to everyone who cared and loved me. and to jill [not her real name], you can just rot. i hate you so bad. you say youre a real good friend but you just act like a bitch to me and all nice to your "popular" friends. im glad to not have to see you again. to bob [fake name], i love you. ive loved you since a few days after a met you. i got to really know you on march 19, i still remember. i made a big mistake and youll probably always think im messed up because of that, but i guess you forgave me and we became friends again. but now we're just growing apart; you ignore me when i say hi to you; we cant talk about anything. ill miss you but i cant take it anymore. to my best friend, thanks. youre the best friend ive ever had and i mean it. now .. goodbye worldd ...

[sikdragon]

i still like mine best...

[callie828]

To whom it never seemed to concern -

Right. Like I'd leave a note explaining things now. I gave you every opportunity in the world to talk to me, to understand me, to know that I would do this if things didn't change. So act confused. Pretend you're shocked. I don't care. You don't get to know now.

Feed the cat.


Callie

[queen]

"you suck, k thanks, bye."

[ANG33ZY]

" Goodbye world. "

[sweetxsimplicity]

To Whom It May Concern,
Bye.
Love,
Me

This is a depressing topic. -__-

[cutandbleeding4y...]

to you,

i cried out for help but no one heard me. you saw all the signs: the deep sadness, the time i was alone, the tears, the scars, the blood... if only you would have cared enough to pay attention... now i'm giving back to you the life you stole from me. Mom, you stole the red from my cheeks when i laughed. You made me fear to laugh. The only thing in this house is fear. Dad, you stole the green from my eyes that sparkeled when i saw you. You stopped coming around. Now I don't know who you are. Jason, you tried to save me but failed... you're my brother not superman... Dove, you hurt me the worst... you took everything i gave to you and gave me nothing. You were my friend, my twin, my sister... but you were never there. To all of my friends, we grew apart slowly over time... I changed, you changed... the changes took us in different directions. To truley open my heart to you would mean that I would have to understand what is in it. I don't. To anyone who cared, although that number is small, thank you for keeping me here for those short painful 14 years. To anyone who cares, I've been dying slowly my whole life. My father's departure started it. My mother's fear and hate and the fact that she is never here sped it up. Now as I lay in my grave and around me my world falls I beg you remember me as I was not as I am.

With My Last Breath,
Widow

(if I was going to commit suicide, which i'm not, this is what i would write... exactly...)