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new year's resolutions, come up w/ the funniest resolutions
RavedandConfused
post Jan 3 2005, 02:31 PM
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ok this is a contest to see who can come up w/ the funniest resolutions......

I'll start of with mine.....

I promise to stop checking my createblog/xanga/sitemeter more than 10 times a day......

(i probably won't do it but hahahah it wouldn't be a resolution if it was easy)
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 02:52 PM
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I promise that i won't tell my dog to take a dump in my ex's bed
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:03 PM
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i will EAT MORE BACON!

bacon's good..
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:08 PM
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This thread is stupid.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:08 PM
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i'm not funny.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:37 PM
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hahah apparently neither am i =p
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 04:14 PM
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Mine's to run every other day.. yea right
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 04:18 PM
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I promise to cut down on how many people I usually eat each year.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 04:26 PM
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lose ten pounds, stop being a total computer addict, get a decent boyfriend, go to more auditios, and try desprately to get famous lol

i'm one of those complete losers with dreams of amouting to something as a famous actress/broadway star lol
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 05:24 PM
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I promise i'll only pretend i'm sick to get out of work only 3 or 4 times a year rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 07:31 PM
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I promise I will not suck d**k for crack -- or any drug for that matter.

I promise I will massage my breasts (a cup) at least once a day to make them bigger.

I promise I will massage my clit at least once a day so that it doesn't feel left out because my breasts are getting so much attention.

I promise I will tear some shit up and make people remember who I am.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 07:42 PM
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this is stupid.

i promise that i'll take a shit on my food before i eat it.

wtf im so stupid.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 3 2005, 12:08 PM)
This thread is stupid.
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I'm surprised to see so many negatives on a topic that obviously invites jest and creativity.

Probably the people who think this is stupid just can't think of anything clever enough to bring a smile to people's faces.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 09:43 PM
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I promise to buy my grandchilren more lollipops

(This is a... er... odd topic. At least it's fairly entertaining)
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 09:44 PM
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Don't have any.
I'd rather not have any [funny] resolutions so I won't feel disappointed in myself when I break them, because I know I will.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 3 2005, 7:31 PM)
I promise I will not suck d**k for crack -- or any drug for that matter.

I promise I will massage my breasts (a cup) at least once a day to make them bigger.

I promise I will massage my clit at least once a day so that it doesn't feel left out because my breasts are getting so much attention.

I promise I will tear some shit up and make people remember who I am.
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rofl go you...^_^
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 10:37 PM
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You never know, in 2006 i might lower it one day if yous lucky.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 10:43 PM
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to mug people more than i normally do mad.gif
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 11:32 PM
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uhhhh funny resolutions?



um... okay?

if i need to go to the bathroom and poop... i hope i go take a dump rather than being lazy to go to the bathroom???? blink.gif
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 02:57 PM
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i promise to only stalk one xanga account this year laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 03:21 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 3 2005, 9:26 PM)
I'm surprised to see so many negatives on a topic that obviously invites jest and creativity.

Probably the people who think this is stupid just can't think of anything clever enough to bring a smile to people's faces.
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Yeah, your post made such a huge smile on my face.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 4 2005, 12:21 PM)
Yeah, your post made such a huge smile on my face.
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Somehow, I sense sarcasm... But that may be just my cynical side.

My naive side says thanks! :) That's what it was for.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 4 2005, 10:31 AM)
I promise I will massage my breasts (a cup) at least once a day to make them bigger.
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...

hmmmm interesting.....

::looks down::

couldnt hurt biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 10:24 PM
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this topic is..interesting. i think it woulda been better if u said "funny resolutions that u would actually do" then it would make kinda sense.

i promise to kill my dog and put it under my sisters bed to rot so it can stink up her own room and the smell will never go away even if she opens the window all day and cleans everything in her room.

as if i would do it? i dont think so.
 
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^ that was wrong and disturbing
 
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