u knoe if ure azn if.... Options

[sharerol]

Wow, I'm really Asian.....

[*wind&fire*]

i have eyelashes...

[miszkristinexox]

1. ur mother has a shorthaired, curly perm
3. ur parents still tried to get u into places half-price saying u were 12 when u were really 15
6. u have a 40 lb. bag of rice in ur pantry
7. everyone thinks ur Chinese no matter what part of Asia ur ancestors were from
8. ur parents enjoy comparing u to their friends' kids
10. u’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
14. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors
17. Idiot people try to impress u with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever so popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc ...
21. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: 'Is that ur mother? Well then, is it ur sister?'
22. ur parents say, 'Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!'
23. Everyone thinks u're good at math
27. ur aunts and uncles bring u back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green
33. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask u to translate
34. u have to call just about all ur parents' friends 'Auntie and Uncle.'
35. u have 12+ aunts and uncles
39. u will most likely be taller than ur parents
40. ur parents have either made u play the piano, the violin or both
47. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
51. You own a rice cooker or two.
56. ur parents ask ur teachers to give u more homework.
59. urparents yell your Asian name REALLY LOUDLY in public places
60. if u're not smiling, people always think that ur mad
63. ur family owns Asian Cars

[misoka]

haha most of it is true...

Man, I see so many Asian people, especially koreans, with this look on their face like they're completely mad.

But my parents tell me that it's just a look that Asian people have...

[Xerohedra]

That's great. Haha.

[LiLaZnGirL122]

some there was another one of these they been posted up

[goofipinay]

eh...some if it...barely half i think...but...wuts with the "no eyelashes" part

[anoniez]

whoa. like 90% of those apply to me.
I like #36:
36. At expensive restaurants, u order a delicious glass of water for ur beverage and NEVER order dessert

[gelionie]

Only these apply to me though I'm Asian:

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[literemix24]

hrm..abou' like maybe only half of those apply to me..

[XaZnPiNoY25x]

IT HELLA TRUE..
BUT ONLY PART...

[LoveD by LanA]

are indians still considered asians???? =P funny nyways

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

17. Idiot people try to impress u with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever so popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc

dont u hate it when people do that? even when ur passin by some black people and one of them goes "ching chong chi cho cho". it makes u feel like u wanna kick the shit out of them huh? ERR!!! if u think of it a different way, it's like they're wanna-be azns cuz they know we got good stuff! hehehe

for those of u that AREN'T azn, sorry if this gets u mad. i was ONLY talkin about THOSE who was tryin to speak our language.

Anywayz, yeah, some of those are true. my mom likes to have short hair but having no eyelashes? i have some!! hehehe

[Angel_Cece]

i saw that b4.. its pretty sterotype though.

dont u hate it when people do that? even when ur passin by some black people and one of them goes "ching chong chi cho cho". it makes u feel like u wanna kick the shit out of them huh? ERR!!!  if u think of it a different way, it's like they're wanna-be azns cuz they know we got good stuff! hehehe

for those of u that AREN'T azn, sorry if this gets u mad. i was ONLY talkin about THOSE who was tryin to speak our language.

Anywayz, yeah, some of those are true. my mom likes to have short hair but having no eyelashes? i have some!! hehehe

and why are u using black people in general? talk about racist and sterotype.. but w.e i know what u mean. and thats true i hate wen ppl do that

[Spirited Away]

1. ur mother has a shorthaired, curly perm
Sure.

3. ur parents still tried to get u into places half-price saying u were 12 when u were really 15
A couple of times.

4. ur alone with a girl/ guy and u don't make a move
Uh, no. I don't know how that's an "Asian" thing to do.

5. u ask ur parents for help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing
Or bitched at.

6. u have a 40 lb. bag of rice in ur pantry
Less.

7. everyone thinks ur Chinese no matter what part of Asia ur ancestors were from
Sure.

8. ur parents enjoy comparing u to their friends' kids
Not after I went crazy at them.

9. ur parents say, 'Don't forget ur heritage.'
No. They don't care what I do.

10. u’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
No, I could never learn that skill no matter how hard I try.

11. u’ve had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
Sure.

12. u know what bok choy is
Sure, and I enjoy it.

13. u’ve ever gotten little red envelopes around February
Sure. Now that I'm old enough to give out those red envelopes, I wish I didn't have to.

14. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors
No.

15. u hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!)
Uh, no.

16. u have NO eyelashes
Yes, yes I do, and they're pretty thick, too, but my brother's are longer than mine.

17. Idiot people try to impress u with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever so popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc ...
Not lately.

18. ur parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin
I say different variations of that to my brother, but my parents don't care anymore.

19. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
No, my brother and I have frameless glasses, thank you very much.

20. ur parents expect u'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian
No. My parents don't like other Asians all that much.

21. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: 'Is that ur mother? Well then, is it ur sister?'
No.

22. ur parents say, 'Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!'
No. My parents know better than to flaunt that in my face... it just doesn't work even if it's true.

23. Everyone thinks u're good at math
If they know me, then they won't think so. I'm just mediocre.

24. ur parents' vocabulary is filled with 'Ai-yahs and Wah's.'
No. That sounds like Chinese to me.

25. u like $1.75 movies
Sure.

26. u like $1.50 movies even more
I guess?

27. ur aunts and uncles bring u back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green
No. My relatives don't like me. They think I'm too... "white-washed" and they know better than to pressure me into wearing stuff I don't like.

28. ur parents insist u marry within ur race
No. My parents don't care much. Actually, they prefer I marry outside of my race.

29. u never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food
I have.

30. ur parents have never kissed u
Once or twice when I was younger.

31. ur parents have never kissed each other
I'm sure they do.

32. 'u want a stereo!' When I was ur age, I didn't even have shoes!!'
A couple of times. After that, I learn not to ask to have things unless I can afford it myself.

33. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask u to translate
No.

34. u have to call just about all ur parents' friends 'Auntie and Uncle.'
Yes. I don't think there are other words for them.

35. u have 12+ aunts and uncles
My mother is the youngest of 12.

36. At expensive restaurants, u order a delicious glass of water for ur beverage and NEVER order dessert
Not really. I like sweets sometimes. Depends on my mood.

37. ur parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say 'Eat it anyway. It's still good"
No. Or at least, I hope not.

38. The vast majority of the people related to u wear glasses. Thick glasses
No, they have contacts.

39. u will most likely be taller than ur parents
I'm taller than my Mom.

40. ur parents have either made u play the piano, the violin or both
They didn't made me do anything. They just hope for it, and I try to please them.

41. u get nothing if u do well in school, but crapped on if u don't
My parents don't care unless I fail something. They say that I'm learning for myself, not for them.

46. When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
Not that I'm aware of. When we are invited to dinner, we usually bring at least one dish... which is natural. Non-Asians do it.

47. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
No, he never did.

48. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
Three tennis and two badmington racquets.

49.your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
No.

50. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
I'm not aware of it.

51. You own a rice cooker or two.
One.

52. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
No, just a bottle.

53. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
Not that big.

54. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
No. They know I understand what they went through.

55. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can 'grow into it' and wear it for years to come.
Used to.

56. ur parents ask ur teachers to give u more homework.
No. They made me do extra problems.

57. u tell ur parents you need to buy glue for school and they reply, use rice!"
... My mom did said that when I was in elemtary school.

58. you bring home all A's and one B and your folks yell, "Why did you get a B?
No. My parents don't care.

59. urparents yell your Asian name REALLY LOUDLY in public places
Yes, but I do not have a problem with it. I learned to be proud of my name.

60. if u're not smiling, people always think that ur mad
Yes.

61. ur relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine
No.

62. ur parents owns a store like a restaurant
No.

63. ur family owns Asian Cars
My parents and brother do... I drive a Jeep though.

[miss barnes]

sry. like none of this applies to me. not asian

[xtransatlanticis...]

64. you have a xanga.

seriously. everyone's asian on xanga.

65. you do the harlem shake and the group of people in your general vicinity walks away.

[pinaykizzes]

this goes out to ALL asian!! haha

1. ur mother has a shorthaired, curly perm
2. ur dad is some sort of engineer
3. ur parents still tried to get u into places half-price saying u were 12 when u were really 15
4. ur alone with a girl/ guy and u don't make a move
5. u ask ur parents for help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing
6. u have a 40 lb. bag of rice in ur pantry
7. everyone thinks ur Chinese no matter what part of Asia ur ancestors were from
8. ur parents enjoy comparing u to their friends' kids
9. ur parents say, 'Don't forget ur heritage.'
10. u’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
11. u’ve had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
12. u know what bok choy is
13. u’ve ever gotten little red envelopes around February
14. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors
15. u hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!)
16. u have NO eyelashes
17. Idiot people try to impress u with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever so popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc ...
18. ur parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin
19. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
20. ur parents expect u'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian
21. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: 'Is that ur mother? Well then, is it ur sister?'
22. ur parents say, 'Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!'
23. Everyone thinks u're good at math
24. ur parents' vocabulary is filled with 'Ai-yahs and Wah's.'
25. u like $1.75 movies
26. u like $1.50 movies even more
27. ur aunts and uncles bring u back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green
28. ur parents insist u marry within ur race
29. u never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food
30. ur parents have never kissed u
31. ur parents have never kissed each other
32. 'u want a stereo!' When I was ur age, I didn't even have shoes!!'
33. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask u to translate
34. u have to call just about all ur parents' friends 'Auntie and Uncle.'
35. u have 12+ aunts and uncles
36. At expensive restaurants, u order a delicious glass of water for ur beverage and NEVER order dessert
37. ur parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say 'Eat it anyway. It's still good"
38. The vast majority of the people related to u wear glasses. Thick glasses
39. u will most likely be taller than ur parents
40. ur parents have either made u play the piano, the violin or both
41. u get nothing if u do well in school, but crapped on if u don't
46. When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
47. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
48. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
49.your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
50. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
51. You own a rice cooker or two.
52. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
53. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
54. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
55. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can 'grow into it' and wear it for years to come.
56. ur parents ask ur teachers to give u more homework.                           
57. u tell ur parents you need to buy glue for school and they reply, use rice!"
58. you bring home all A's and one B and your folks yell, "Why did you get a B?
59. urparents yell your Asian name REALLY LOUDLY in public places
60. if u're not smiling, people always think that ur mad
61. ur relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine
62. ur parents owns a store like a restaurant
63. ur family owns Asian Cars

dude i speak for alll filipinos, we got some eye lashes alrite...lmao

[AzNPmPGMr]

i dont think that all of those apply to me but.. my family is 100% azn acording to that...