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 Jan 1 2005, 09:39 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,422  |
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, I was driving, and then all of a sudden, there was a tree in front of me!! So I swerved to the left, and there was another tree!! So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!! And it just kept happening!! I couldnt get away from the trees!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!" |
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Jan 1 2005, 10:44 PM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Haha, heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh. It's something that would happen to me, even if I'm not blone
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Jan 2 2005, 11:31 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao!!! hahahaha, nice one.
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Jan 2 2005, 11:32 AM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
lol good joke.
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Jan 2 2005, 05:59 PM
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 Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
go blondes xD
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Jan 2 2005, 06:29 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
lol..thats funny
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Jan 2 2005, 07:26 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
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Jan 2 2005, 09:53 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
hah. made me chuckle.
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Jan 3 2005, 03:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
blondes....
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Jan 3 2005, 03:17 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
thats a good old one.. lol.
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Jan 4 2005, 03:45 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Haha!
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Jan 4 2005, 10:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,993 |
hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blonde jokes are awesome
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