Th5418's Guide To Relationships |
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 Dec 9 2004, 12:03 PM
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now maybe people won't make a thousand topics about these questions. hehehe
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Dec 31 2004, 05:53 AM
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haha. very straight forwards.
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Dec 31 2004, 06:25 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
rofl very very funny
 ahah and straight up 
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Jan 1 2005, 03:55 PM
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 Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,077 |
nice nice... But I think I prefer Foamy's dating advice... (see www.illwillpress.com for details or read the following script)
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 039: Dating Advice This is going to be dating advice from the lord & master....FOAMY! Alright you women out there, listen closly. These guys you should look out for, the type of guy who is driving around listening to f**king dance music like Zombie Nation and stupid dumbass songs from the mid 90's that no body gives a shit about. Y'know they turn it up really loud to get your attention while driving by as if your going to throw yourself on top of the car and start pounding on the windshield and say "Oh, I love you because your playing Zombie Nation!" Yeah okay. What the f**k ever. What you do is, aim for the tires and f**king blow those shits out and then he will crash into a telephone pole. f**k that shit, and watch out for those guys who come over on the weekend and all they do is watch football and then every five minutes they say "Hey babe, can you get me a beer from the fridge?" f**k that shit! Tell that fat bastard to get up and get it himself. If he gives you a response like "well, I work all week" Well, you know what? I'm sure most of you women out there work all week and have to take care of a f**king child. Tell this fat bastard to get up and get his own beer. Tell him it's the least you can do since you've been carrying a child around in your stomach for nine months. These lazy f**king bastards just f**king piss me off and watch out for guys that call you by pet names more than they do your own name, and if they ever refer to you as "my girl" you drop that f**ker like a rock and not to get down on all you guys. Don't worry, there are women you should be looking out for too. ALright, Like women that dress like damn sluts, you dont want to be affiliated with. If you can see more clevage than a plumbers, ass don't get involved, it's just going to cause problems when you decide to become possessive and dominearing over thier life. Also watch out for wemon that wear expensive jewelry. You know, the kind of f**king bitch that has 15 different kinds of rings on each finger. Oh, and people with name plates. You know, these f**king women who have thier names on this little chain as if they'd f**king forget and then women who have their own name tatooed on their own body. It's just stupid. Like are they really THAT stupid that they wake up in the morning and say "Oh my god! What's my name?" and they have to look at their ass in the mirror to find out who they are, "Oh that's right, I'm Amy." give me a f**king break! You don't want to deal with women who doesn't know who they are. Oh, and here is a good test when your window shopping, if they pull you by your arm to a jewelry window, smash their hand into the window and run because you don't want to deal with some money hungry bitch. My only peice of advice to have a sound relationship is to leave each other alone. Don't be overly concerned. Don't try to domineer them, Let them be independent. Let them do what they want. You think you people can understand that? but yeah, there are some reasons to be suspicious. Like if your girl friend walks in the room with a condom on her head then you know you may want to ask a few questions but other than that try to trust the individual. If it doesn't work out, you know what? f**k them! Let them drop dead from some weird desease. And die. You're better than that and you don't have to validate yourself through another person's life. Every individual is an island and can be an islabd. You do not need a signifacant other to live life. So stop seeking somthing that isn't there and move on. Suckers. |
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Jan 5 2005, 06:40 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
You put it into beautiful words.
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Jan 6 2005, 11:15 PM
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this is too obvious. cut the swearing.
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Jan 7 2005, 04:48 PM
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tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 30 2004, 11:13 PM) This sucks, whenever I post something seirous, people laugh. Whenever I post something funny, they get mad.  Feel your pain, brotha. |
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Jan 9 2005, 08:07 PM
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 free hugs Group: Member Posts: 188 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,202 |
pure genious
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Jan 10 2005, 07:08 AM
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QUOTE(kz10683 @ Jan 7 2005, 2:15 PM) this is too obvious. cut the swearing. theres no f**king way... [edit] nice on the first date rules |
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Jan 12 2005, 10:30 PM
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 skills to pay the bills... Group: Member Posts: 417 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,204 |
I don't agree with half of those....at all.
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Jan 17 2005, 05:37 PM
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they're meant to be a joke? i duno.
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Jan 22 2005, 04:52 PM
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Hmmm, straightforward and to the point. I like it...
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Jan 22 2005, 07:20 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
LOL. that was funny ! haha.
people just need to hear the truth. :p |
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Jan 23 2005, 11:25 AM
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hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh thats so funny. wow. i actually laughed.
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Jan 23 2005, 11:26 AM
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tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
QUOTE(islandgirl4eva @ Jan 22 2005, 4:52 PM) Hmmm, straightforward and to the point. I like it... My opinion the same. :D |
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Jan 27 2005, 04:11 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(blowpops69 @ Jan 17 2005, 3:37 PM) they're meant to be a joke? i duno. ewww take grammar lessons please! and no, they are NOT a joke. hes beeing really f**king serious |
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Jan 28 2005, 06:13 AM
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QUOTE(blowpops69 @ Jan 18 2005, 9:37 AM) they're meant to be a joke? i duno. they're real dammit 
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Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM
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dude that was so funny but... the advices sucks
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Jan 30 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(piggythepigster @ Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM) dude that was so funny but... the advices sucks no he is right actually  it's quite good advice
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Feb 1 2005, 01:36 AM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
QUOTE(piggythepigster @ Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM) dude that was so funny but... the advices sucks Maybe because you are too wimp to use such succulent advice. I know I used succulent wrong. |
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Feb 2 2005, 12:39 AM
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^ yes... this is demeaning to your intelligence...
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Feb 6 2005, 06:50 PM
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 Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,574 |
 hahaha, im gona print that out and stamp it on my wall
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Feb 16 2005, 06:58 AM
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Nice and witty ... funny ... but true . good job.
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Feb 20 2005, 05:15 PM
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HOLY SHIT!!!! I REMEMBER YOU!!! WE USE TO PLAY DIABLO 2 LIKE fricken 2 years ago!!!! man this is very awkward seeing u giving a relationship guide...
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Feb 21 2005, 07:42 PM
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if someone post the same question as Th5418, would u copy and paste to bash that person ? how is this thread so useful for people who doesnt read this guide ?
example: anonymous I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose? anonymous2:You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them. |
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