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How smart are you?, Funny
Luster Soldier
post May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
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The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are a true genius.

Scroll down for each answer.


The questions are NOT difficult.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.












3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.















4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
 

Posts in this topic
Luster Soldier   How smart are you?   May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
jennifish   yea i heard that one before too! but i think t...   Sep 18 2004, 10:54 PM
sharerolling   Geez...and I call myself a straight A student. I ...   Sep 19 2004, 04:56 PM
1--GIRL   haha clever I got all of them wrong..   Sep 19 2004, 07:50 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   bAhh i heard it before....but yet still a lil funn...   Sep 20 2004, 12:33 AM
LittleLulu   hey what do ya knoe....i got all of them right ...   Oct 2 2004, 02:42 AM
Redhdchic   haha....i've taken this test like four times b...   Oct 9 2004, 02:35 PM
wind&fire   ppfft i got all of them except the last one...   Oct 9 2004, 09:50 PM
kalyps0   Well I actually got all but the first one...   Oct 9 2004, 09:53 PM
mai_smallturtle   i got two right!! YAY!! lOL   Oct 9 2004, 09:59 PM
sporadic   This is more of a test of wisdom and perception th...   Oct 9 2004, 09:59 PM
iheartsimba   1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? ...   Oct 9 2004, 10:01 PM
C.Lime.Jello.   I've never heard that Lion King one... But I g...   Oct 10 2004, 02:00 AM
x emo screamo x   LMAO. i feel dumb now...   Oct 10 2004, 09:35 PM
__xxfrappachino<3   yay! i got 3/4 rite! i got the last one wr...   Oct 13 2004, 08:55 PM
lozerface87   i got the first three right, but the last one got ...   Oct 16 2004, 02:51 PM
toyo loco   <---- dumbO! lolz i got one right   Oct 17 2004, 02:01 AM
dreamerOi   hahaa im dumb.   Oct 17 2004, 02:07 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix   ahahahha that's funnay! got all of 'e...   Oct 17 2004, 02:37 AM
literemix24   lols i heard these before...so..i got them righ...   Oct 31 2004, 04:56 AM
AllKnowingJanitor   wakakakkaa i got them all wrong   Oct 31 2004, 08:58 AM
Frankie   i got 100% of the questions WRONG! i am stupid...   Oct 31 2004, 11:29 AM
indykid845   i got the first and third one right... i guess tha...   Oct 31 2004, 03:34 PM
eli5e   lol..thats cute ;D   Oct 31 2004, 09:31 PM
Weird addiction   jeez im a dumb ass....i got the total of 0 right...   Nov 1 2004, 10:41 AM
mzteriouzme007   haha i got this in an email once...   Nov 12 2004, 12:26 AM
f0reverxnxALWAYsS   haha. my uncle used to tell those jokes all the ti...   Nov 22 2004, 04:53 PM
Smartguy10892   Thanks for making me feel stupid lol...jp. I go ...   Nov 23 2004, 05:44 PM
royalfreshness   For the 1st one i said that you don't put the ...   Nov 23 2004, 05:52 PM
mechwarrior1989   What's sad is that I've read this like 3 t...   Nov 23 2004, 09:05 PM
sunissed14127   lol...i only got the 2nd one right.   Nov 24 2004, 01:36 PM
lhuvhurts   lol....i got the first one right..   Nov 26 2004, 01:57 AM
mirage   I GOT ALL OF THEM RIGHT! well, that's cuz ...   Nov 27 2004, 01:04 PM
tarutaru   i missed all the questions   Dec 5 2004, 01:32 PM
Shortiiex   wow......those were some tough questions   Dec 5 2004, 03:54 PM
blowpops69   ima idiot. =] yay   Dec 5 2004, 04:02 PM
lee lee babiee   HAHAH i got all of them wrong... i did it fast but...   Dec 26 2004, 03:39 PM
electric shock   According to that I'm smart. ... Wow, that...   Dec 26 2004, 09:40 PM
x____duckii   I got all four right, but then again, I did this b...   Dec 26 2004, 09:45 PM
HikaruTakekawa   poop i feel dumb.   Dec 27 2004, 04:42 PM
audory   wow. i have the mind of a four year old. lmao. goo...   Dec 27 2004, 05:45 PM
roberts_pink_drums   i feel dumb   Dec 27 2004, 10:57 PM
SystemDamaged   Darn, I'm stupid   Dec 29 2004, 11:39 AM
tofuburger   hahahhahahaha i got em all wrong..yay!!   Dec 31 2004, 12:45 AM
pAtRiCk_sTar   LOL haha that's funny, i only got number 3 rig...   Dec 31 2004, 12:52 AM
anoniez   woohoo i got 1 right!!   Dec 31 2004, 03:38 PM
Angel_Cece   im dumb lol   Dec 31 2004, 03:39 PM
shortee_   ahaha..i feel smart =]   Dec 31 2004, 03:44 PM
D4rkf4m3   lol i guess im not smart i got all of them wrong   Dec 31 2004, 03:56 PM
__Nessa   hurd it.   Jan 11 2005, 04:02 PM
chantel314   I got them all wrong XD   Jan 15 2005, 06:02 AM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Lmfao. I'm not smart. After I read the answers...   Jan 17 2005, 05:18 PM
lilxroxy   yay for naive ppl (x i got 3 right.   Jan 22 2005, 05:14 AM
The 1 and only JJ   rofl for the last one i said you throw the elephan...   Jan 30 2005, 03:41 PM
Skyline Drive   L O L nice..   Jan 30 2005, 04:00 PM
EAST0AKLAND9800   i got it all right .. i feel smart, lol ;]   Jan 30 2005, 06:07 PM
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