nasa |
Humor Forum Rules
Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.
The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:
NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.
NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.
Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.
Thank you.
  |
 Dec 31 2004, 12:50 PM
Post
#1
|
|
 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,422  |
NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?"
The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink." Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?" The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink." Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission?" The blonde woman replies, "Ummmmmmm.... Oh yeah, I remember now. 'Feed the pigs - and DON'T TOUCH A GODDAMNED THING!" |
|
|
|
|
Dec 31 2004, 03:34 PM
Post
#2
|
|
|
yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
How'd the pig learn to talk?
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 31 2004, 03:54 PM
Post
#3
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
lol thats funny in a strange way i guess
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 1 2005, 04:46 AM
Post
#4
|
|
 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
heh. amusing.
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 1 2005, 05:11 AM
Post
#5
|
|
 oh sweet pestilence Group: Member Posts: 2,251 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,876 |
whoa! i didn't know pigs could talk. That's cool.
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 1 2005, 01:19 PM
Post
#6
|
|
 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao. talking pigs, heh :P
|
|
|
|
|
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: