my favorite jokes, heh Options

[Comptine]

Little Johnny ran into his mom's room, crying his eyes out and shaking with fright.

"Mommy! Mommy!" he shouted.

"What's wrong, Johnny? What's wrong?" she asked.

"There's a ghost in the bathroom!" he replied.

"What do you mean?" his mother questioned.

"Well... I really had to go when I woke up. So I went to the bathroom and the lights turned on by itself. I was a little spooked so I peed real quick. It started getting really cold, so I finished up and ran here to tell you!" he said.

After a moment, Little Johnny's mother shrieked with rage and spanked him.

"You've been peeing in the refrigrator again!"

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I was at the airport when I saw my good friend Suzie leaving the departure area. I thought she looked a little peculiar because she was moving her mouth as if she was talking and carrying very big suitcases.

"Hey, Susie! What are you doing?" I asked.

"Oh," she said, looking up at me. "I'm talking to my mother."

"I don't see a phone," I said.

"It's a new type. Very small and compact. They put it on your back tooth so you can have a handy phone where ever you go!"

"Wow! I want one! It's so cool."

"I'm sorry. There's only 3 in the world and I have the last one," she responded. Seeing my dejected face, she offered to give it to me. I immediately wrote a check for it and was putting it on my back tooth when I turned to leave. However, she called me back.

"What's wrong? You have second thoughts?" I asked.

She shook her head. "No, you forgot the batteries!" she said, holding up her suitcases.

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not really that funny but they're cute.