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post Dec 2 2004, 11:02 PM
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I'm the ABC and the Viet one. :P Lol Interesting.
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 01:56 PM
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aha Im cbc =]
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 12:10 AM
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QUOTE(crash57 @ Dec 2 2004, 2:38 PM)
i'm guessing the guy who wrote this was cantonese? it's really accurate though... taiwanese girls have good fashio sense i guess. but the personality thing is kinda wrong.

huh.gif hm.. but then if he's cantonese he wouldn't say things like that about Hong Kong girls cuz he would understand right...?
 
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i'm mad that the one for filipinos was so short!~! 


& i think a lotta flip girls are attractive .. according to the amount of pretty friends i have happy.gif
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 02:53 AM
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I don't really agree with the one about Hong Kong girls, because it's not true. I'm from Hong Kong, and I wouldn't consider myself a CBC. I speak fluent Cantonese AND English but I lead a life of a "Honger". It said they were stupid - that's totally wrong. Most of them, regardless of the fact English is their second language - are incredibly smart, especially in Math (stereotype, but it's true!)

Also, Hongers don't wear makeup...like...none at all...if anything, the CBC's wear the most makeup. Of course, the person might be referring to some other group...by CBC meaning a more neutral group...but I know CBCs as wearing lots of makeup, showing lots of skin, not caring about schoolwork (not all of them), flirting with guys, wearing ugly clothes.

I can't believe I just read the thing about Hongers being players. WTF?? How? In what way? I know tons of them, they have been together with their boyfriends for YEARS, why the eff would you say that?!

I see the person who wrote this goes to SFU - Simon Fraser University in British Columbia. I'm actually quite disappointed at him, because he has a totally wrong interpretation of people even though we live in the same area. A girl from Hong Kong isn't that bad, but people still get these horrible feelings that we're all materialistic and obnoxious. It's horrible how girls in my school have a terrible hatred towards all these people from Hong Kong because they have to put labels on everyone. If this person is Cantonese, then I have no respect for him.
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 03:08 AM
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What if you're an ABC AND Flip? huh.gif
Lol, oh well, in some sense both apply to me I guess. happy.gif
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 06:23 AM
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hey hey hk girls arent THAT bad are they? haha although i do agree with the $$ issue.. but those just apply to local hk girls, u see, there are just too many kinds of girls
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 06:26 AM
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[QUOTE]Also, Hongers don't wear makeup...like...none at all...if anything, the CBC's wear the most makeup

Hmm actually most of them do now, and yes, loads.. still it depends really on the individual
i lived in hk too, but i actually do agree a bit with the guy who started thsi whatever his name is
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 09:21 AM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Dec 4 2004, 2:53 AM)
Also, Hongers don't wear makeup...like...none at all...if anything, the CBC's wear the most makeup. Of course, the person might be referring to some other group...by CBC meaning a more neutral group...but I know CBCs as wearing lots of makeup, showing lots of skin, not caring about schoolwork (not all of them), flirting with guys, wearing ugly clothes.

O_O are you kidding me? you must be.. i know MANY people from hong kong and heck they have so much make up its like... whoa.. x_x some of them are good at make up and some are not.. but they DO wear alot of make-up.. especially the people up in their 20s 30s 40s x]


aww =[ whats wrong with mainland china? =X i speak mandarian shifty.gif but i have to admit most people from mainland china are very snobby and stuck up (my parents and their friends.. they drive me insane) ermm.gif yawn.gif
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 11:47 AM
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interesting read tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 01:53 PM
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haha funnyness
 
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and oh so true.
 
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They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.


I'm proof of a non-korean Korean girl. lol.

Yes, I would play games all day long, but I wouldn't be able to maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. I don't consider myself pretty, but more like...average or OK. I don't have the small eyes, thin nose. Or so I think...But I'm nice ^_^ And I don't restrict myself to only Koreans...Funny thing is, I haven't dated a single Korean guy. The last guy I dated was white. blink.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 02:47 AM
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Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.


hahaha omg this is like sooooo true
i do seem to get more stupid each year in school LOL

and as for the make up thing, yeah =( sadly hahaha

for sure updated on the fashion stuff

They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich).
^ that is especially TRUE!!

i ain't a player/ goldigger tho and i'm committed in my relationship as long as my man is.
 
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Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.


Haha. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 03:17 AM
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Whoa. None of that applies to me..maybe cause I'm white _unsure.gif haha.
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 03:25 AM
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They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.

that is so not true..well for me it isnt. im not like that. I dont want to ever date a krn dude. i did in the past. i rregret it. so i'll only date american dudes. but if there is an azn dude who is my style and has a little white in himself. he'll be ok too..
 
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ha ha.. funny// but i'm asian and my groups isn't added.. *roar* LOL

so like.. burmese girls are pretty and really nice. they are the ones that are easily whitewashed and make friend..esp with guys easily. they are seem slutty but they proudly uphold their traditions and proud of what they are.. even if they are the one at the school. The are also really smart but just don't seem like it cuz they tend to not play attention in class but somehow they A's and actually ends up explaining it to someone that was listenning... they love white boys and flip mixxes.. esp mexi-pinos =] *mwah*
 
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We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.

aww.. that's mean. i dont switch bfs every 3-6 months. this sucks.. whoever wrote this is going to go to hell VERY SOON. and my english doesnt suck. in fact, my english is probably better than yours.

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However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not).

that's right lol. we're also more advance in technology. lol. thanks to the japs. u shud probably go to HK and see.. not much ppl wear make-up. u'd be referring to an americans or smth.. or maybe like a pros. in a bar.

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but i have to admit most people from mainland china are very snobby and stuck up (my parents and their friends.. they drive me insane)  

yeah.. mainland dudes. they think they're the best. stuckup n sht. the men gets to hit their wives as much as they want cos they "do" think they're best.


ditto "barelyy_coherent". HK girls kik butt =]. now let's go kik some butts with our machine guns. *shoots a bullet at the wall* GO BARELYY_COHERENT, U'RE THE MAN!! lol. this thing is so fake. i mean, it wouldn't nessesarily apply to EVERY single HK girl, would it? i mean just because michael jackson is ugly.. duz that mean all americans are ugly? george bush sux.. all americans suck. hitler is evil, all germans are evil?? wtf? makes no sense. this is so offensive. there are things such as "INTERNATIONAL SCHOOLS" in HK, u kno? and they happen to speak "FULL" english.
 
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We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.


Haha! I was born in Hk, came to Australia when I was 2 rolleyes.gif So I guess its 0% match for me! Slack, but funny! biggrin.gif Erm................I'm not so sure about the English bit though.........at my school its hardly the case, the new overseas Hk students in my grade are like damn smart in English!!! One of my frds came over from Hk, and shes kicking ass!!!

To tell u the truth, yes Taiwanese girls tend to be..um.....kinda bitchy and well stuck up thinking they're so superior. The fashion sense is equal with Honkie girls, can look really trendy and look as if it can be passed off as a normal trend, or else its all weird and retarded looking. Thats all I haveto say about Taiwanese.
 
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Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.


lol.. it's not really accurate. =/ I'm single but I wouldn't find someone to kill someone. Haha.. but it's true.. I do have a lot of connections.. whistling.gif
 
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They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it)


that... is pretty accurate
 
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QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
I found this on some guy's site, and thought it was quite funny  laugh.gif

Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.


about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ part is SO TRUE SO TRUE..
my dads friend is a multi millionaire.. his wife just divorced him because
she found someone richer... and so did like 500x of his girlfriends..
and i know ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT of HK people....
and ..... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
and if they're rich the show it off and then if yo become richer then them
they start talking shit and starting stuff..
 
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Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections.

That is so true, My guy friend who is Viet would kill a guy if he even touched his girlfriend. It's funny tho hehe happy.gif
 
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what about the rest of asia? you should have written "EAST-ASIAN GIRLS"
 

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