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 Dec 18 2004, 08:00 PM
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 my <3 is in Ohio  Group: Member Posts: 899 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,599  |
haha that's great...
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Dec 20 2004, 04:40 PM
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HAHAHA funny
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Dec 22 2004, 05:49 PM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA mannnnn... funny shite. |
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Dec 26 2004, 03:45 PM
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hahahahah
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Dec 26 2004, 05:01 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Lol...nice
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Dec 26 2004, 06:35 PM
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i heard that from my sis last summer...
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Dec 26 2004, 06:53 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
hahahah. idiots
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Dec 26 2004, 07:21 PM
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 ::i love jesus ramirez:: Group: Member Posts: 286 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,957 |
lol thats funny
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Dec 27 2004, 12:30 AM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
lol, cute. it made me smile.
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Dec 27 2004, 11:20 AM
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 you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
your signature is funny |
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Dec 28 2004, 08:17 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
hhahaha stupid bush ;p
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Dec 29 2004, 11:02 AM
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Made me giggle
 I love Bush jokes, they amuse me.
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Dec 31 2004, 01:16 AM
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hahahha..cutee..oh omg!! i was reading your lil thing on the side and i live in virginia bur i was born and raised in ny too....but i've also lived in delaware and maryland...so hmmm...but..ny!!!
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Dec 31 2004, 11:39 AM
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4 more years of that ^^
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Dec 31 2004, 03:52 PM
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lol that was a funny one
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Dec 31 2004, 03:54 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Dec 4 2004, 6:37 PM) hahaha......i bet bush has said something stupid like that b4 lol.  lol |
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Jan 1 2005, 02:48 AM
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hahahahahahah =]
thats one of the best jokes i've heard in a while! |
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Jan 7 2005, 12:04 AM
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LOL! i heard this one before cept it was with different ppl
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Jan 8 2005, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Dec 4 2004, 10:17 AM) While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Bill Clinton and says, "Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Bill Clinton responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Secretary of Defence to the test. He summons Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and says, " I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rumsfeld hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rumsfeld leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rumsfeld calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." Much relieved, Rumsfeld rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Bill Clinton!" hehehehehehehe dude that just made my day   
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Aug 28 2005, 12:13 AM
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Hahahah that was a good one.
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Aug 28 2005, 02:35 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
lol presidents and their craziest answers, lmao!
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