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 Dec 23 2004, 07:34 PM
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 You Kicked My Dog.  Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782  |
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month,when,filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. i asked for a bicycle, and electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my beighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was cirtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a f**king yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the f**k were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole f**king year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't f**ked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many tops that he can't even walk into his f**king house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll f**k you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the f**king North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that f**king bike. f**k YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER!. Love, Little Jhonny  [[ got from www.funnyjunk.com!! ]] |
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Dec 23 2004, 11:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 212 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,075 |
IMAO hahahahhaha i like that!! hahhahaha
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Dec 23 2004, 11:29 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
thats not funny.
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Dec 23 2004, 11:38 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
I already saw that.
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Dec 26 2004, 02:13 AM
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Dear Johnny
FuKk YoO !! yoO LiTTLe bYiAtCh! love Santa |
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Dec 26 2004, 03:15 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
already saw it.
here's a tip people, refrain from reposting classics from ebaumsworld, funnyjunk, abs, and etc humor sites. |
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Dec 26 2004, 03:18 AM
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what's love anyways.? Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 |
lol i saw that on eBaum's world or supm
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Dec 26 2004, 03:39 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I heard of that.. just in a different version.
Btw, you spelled "Johnny" wrong. =] |
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Dec 26 2004, 04:27 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
I read that before too. Poor Johnny.
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Dec 26 2004, 12:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,722 |
saw that quite a while ago... but it's still funny
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Dec 28 2004, 04:47 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
uhh its not very funny
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Dec 28 2004, 11:57 AM
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I've seen this so many times...
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Dec 28 2004, 03:29 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
OMFG THATS SO FUNNY! HAHAHAH ROFL! HAHAHAH
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Dec 28 2004, 06:10 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
read it b4 its funny
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Dec 29 2004, 11:09 AM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Aw, I feel bad for Johnny. We should all pitch in and get him a bike, ey? =D
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Dec 30 2004, 03:37 AM
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 Apr 24 '05* 1000 posts! Group: Member Posts: 1,184 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,049 |
read it before. but yeah.. brings back memories =].
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Dec 30 2004, 07:09 PM
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i already saw it from somebody's xanga.
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Dec 30 2004, 10:21 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
sorry. already saw it. still funny though
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Dec 30 2004, 10:22 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
LMFAO!!!
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Dec 30 2004, 10:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
lol...id throw rocks too if santa did that too me :-p thats if santa was really real
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Dec 31 2004, 12:25 AM
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hahaha..that never gets old for lol
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Dec 31 2004, 02:49 PM
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 Tennis is my verb Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,126 |
I've read that before.
I don't think it's very funny. |
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Jan 1 2005, 02:54 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 538 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 75,615 |
hehe, poor johnny
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Jan 1 2005, 02:19 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lol..whaa a good lito boy..
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